12/10/22 Tom gets robbed - And nothing of value was lost

[BlueArmedDevil]

Didn't know dirty dishes, filthy rocks and a greasy air fryer are valuable.

 

[repentance]

So I guess this weekend isn't going to be a profitable one for Tommy after all.

It wouldn't surprise me to find out he's not properly insured, either.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Associate with (hippie) trash, get treated like (hippie) trash.

 

[.iota.]

it couldn't have happened to a more deserving trash-eating, dog-diddling, child abuser.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

He let some skeezy junkie in his house and they robbed him

 

[FencePost]

Tom's going to give the cops a list of everything that was stolen, they'll realize it all only adds up to like $300, and then they're going to arrest him for wasting their time yet again.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

>my house has been stripped of valuables

HAHAHAHA WHAT VALUABLES

The man lives such a filthy lifestyle that every place he inhabits becomes incompatible for human life in a manner of days.

 

[repentance]

>my house has been stripped of valuables

HAHAHAHA WHAT VALUABLES

The man lives such a filthy lifestyle that every place he inhabits becomes incompatible for human life in a manner of days.

He probably counts his rock working equipment, computer and his musical instruments as valuable. I think some of the stuff at his place was stuff that other RTI artists were looking to sell, too.

Always have contents insurance kids, and make sure that your insurance company knows if you're operating a business out of your home.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

musical instruments as valuable.

He did drop some dead bucks on a few new horns when the money reached his hands.

 

[WASR96]

Imagine my absolute shock that associating with and allowing other section 8 trash into your house will end with you being robbed or killed.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Tom got robbed?

Hahaha. That's good, tis the season.

How do you get conned in a way that leads to people being able to go into your house and steal your shit though? Was he just handing his key out to random hobos or brown people? Very suspicious, I'm interested to hear the surely incredibly embarrassing details of how this transpired.

He probably counts his rock working equipment, computer and his musical instruments as valuable.

Maybe Tom got mad at people razzing him about his playing recently, and in a fit of rage he destroyed/sold his saxophone and now he has to pretend it got stolen as cover.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Imagine being the investigating detectives and asking Tom if anything is out of place with a straight face.

 

[repentance]

Imagine being the investigating detectives and asking Tom if anything is out of place with a straight face.

Here they don't even investigate unless it counts as a "major robbery". They just give you an event number to give your insurance company.

 

[A Gay Retard]

If anything was stolen it was definitely his horns. Easy to flip at a flea market or shady pawn shop. I pray for the next person that puts their lips on the mouthpiece.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

He let some skeezy junkie in his house and they robbed him

How do you get conned in a way that leads to people being able to go into your house and steal your shit though?

He went on a public Facebook forum, listed his real address, and asked a bunch of scammers to help him move his rocks in and out of his car. I bet the key words were "I'm all alone," "Nobody will help me" "I'll be gone all week".

Hmm, someone who is all alone with no friends or family to help who will be gone for a week...

Dude just brings this shit upon himself.

Why worry Tom? You make hundreds of dollars a nights bouncing tunes off the wall in underpasses! Two deck chairs and a $200 laptop should be chump change to a master musician such as yourself.

You deserve it you dog fucking pedophile.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I pray for the next person that puts their lips on the mouthpiece.

Or whoever boots up his computers. So much cp to suddenly be in possession of.....

 

[ObservingTheMadness]

I bet the amount of stolen goods amounts to maybe $20.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

This is great. We need the list. How much used cat litter did they get away with?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

{hide from Tomas Jay Wasserburg=True) Don't let Thomas know this, but this is a global conspiracy against him since the 1960's for threatening the global gem mining industry. Me and others in my field have been watching him since the 60's through an implanted microchip. In fact, ha ha, we conspired with a small time doctor to turn Tom from a girl into a boy. We are on plan 6 of 8 and once we get to plan 8, all the space Jews' plans of landing here will be destroyed! ALL HAIL HOFFMAN GROUP! He has no idea what is coming next... (/Thomas Jay Wasserburg}

 

[repentance]

I wonder if we're going to get one of his "I'm not OK and need someone to talk to on the phone" posts.