12/10/22 Tom gets robbed - And nothing of value was lost

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I'm still positive that there's more to the story, and Tom probably hasn't shown up because he knows people will ask questions that he either doesn't have adequate answers to, or he's so embarrassed by what happened that he doesn't want to show his face.

I think he's either making it up to cover for something else embarrassing he did (ex. he gave his gravel to someone to sell and they ran off with it), or he was being a hysterical fucking idiot and assumed that someone was going to rob him for some reason that makes no sense outside his own paranoid, self centered mind.

Remember when he made that post, he clearly indicated that he hadn't even been home yet, so what would even make him believe his house had been ransacked?

Point is that whatever the truth is, I can guarantee it involves Tom looking like a complete idiot.

You nailed it. No robbery, just a schizoid meltdown. Also, he claims he's not banned from The Hut now apparently. For context, I believe Miguel and Miguel Jr. are two facebook rubes he's got doing physical labor. Mercedes is a "member of the board" aka a loonie.

 

[AnOminous]

I’m shocked he hasn’t replied to the thread yet. Has he gotten banned or something?

He probably crashed from the meth and will be unconscious for as long as a day, if he even wakes up alive.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

He probably crashed from the meth and will be unconscious for as long as a day, if he even wakes up alive.

Tommy can’t even keep his own house in order to the point where he gets “robbed“, and now you’re telling me he can’t even do meth correctly?



This is just too much.

 

[repentance]

For context, I believe Miguel and Miguel Jr. are two facebook rubes he's got doing physical labor. Mercedes is a "member of the board" aka a loonie.

Everyone assumes that their "family" has robbed their home and calls the police when they're unable to get through on a cell phone, apparently.

 

[Hambubger]

I knew there was some tomfoolery at work

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Everyone assumes that their "family" has robbed their home and calls the police when they're unable to get through on a cell phone, apparently.

I see he’s planning to rape Michael Jr there.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

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You nailed it. No robbery, just a schizoid meltdown. Also, he claims he's not banned from The Hut now apparently. For context, I believe Miguel and Miguel Jr. are two facebook rubes he's got doing physical labor. Mercedes is a "member of the board" aka a loonie.

The way I interpret this, Tom hired this Miguel guy to load and unload all his gravel. Tom saw his small child and "Mr. Woody" got excited about his underage "Love Tunnel". Miguel didn't want his child to get raped and he was like, "Fuck this guy. I'm just going to do Door Dash instead."

 

[repentance]

The way I interpret this, Tom hired this Miguel guy to load and unload all his gravel. Tom saw his small child and "Mr. Woody" got excited about his underage "Love Tunnel". Miguel didn't want his child to get raped and he was like, "Fuck this guy. I'm just going to do Door Dash instead."

Deciding that someone you've just met is going to be "the lady of the house" and that you're going to teach their child is beyond disturbing. If they actually agree to this then they deserve every consequence which comes from hitching their wagon to Tommy.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

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You nailed it. No robbery, just a schizoid meltdown. Also, he claims he's not banned from The Hut now apparently. For context, I believe Miguel and Miguel Jr. are two facebook rubes he's got doing physical labor. Mercedes is a "member of the board" aka a loonie.

He probably lost shit in that ever growing pile of filth that is his home. Nobody will rob his den, because be honest, is there anything in there you’d be willing to even touch?

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

comms were jammed = he shat on his cell phone.

So it was jammed, just in the sense of it was jammed full of feces.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know which is funnier, Tom actually getting robbed, or Tom calling the cops in a meth hallucination freaking out about a nonexistent crime.

 

[Glowie]

I can't help but feel bad for the robber who is stuck with loot that stinks of shit and low quality weed.

Is there a support group for traumatized fictional criminals? I can't but feel bad for the guy.

Edit: If they only live in his head that doesn't mean that they can have feelings.

 

[repentance]

I don't know which is funnier, Tom actually getting robbed, or Tom calling the cops in a meth hallucination freaking out about a nonexistent crime.

It being a figment of his imagination is definitely funnier.

 

[Lake]

 

[A Traveler]

Figured it was some schizoid meltdown, I mean what the fuck where they gonna steal anyway? His mold collection? The ancient computer with god knows how much filth in it? The freak doesn't have much anything of real value besides that sax, and even then it would need to be heavily sanitized, I don't think he even cleans the damn thing.

 

[WASR96]

Figured it was some schizoid meltdown, I mean what the fuck where they gonna steal anyway? His mold collection? The ancient computer with god knows how much filth in it? The freak doesn't have much anything of real value besides that sax, and even then it would need to be heavily sanitized, I don't think he even cleans the damn thing.

They could have stolen his cockroaches and that would've been a pretty massive blow to Tom. They're the only living thing he interacts with that tolerate his existence.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Figured it was some schizoid meltdown, I mean what the fuck where they gonna steal anyway? His mold collection? The ancient computer with god knows how much filth in it? The freak doesn't have much anything of real value besides that sax, and even then it would need to be heavily sanitized, I don't think he even cleans the damn thing.

It was a meltdown. Tom is currently in his meltdown phase of the tooter cycle

 

[draggs]

Was it the CIA?

Was it the Hoffmans?

Was it MI6? The Mossad? The GRU?

Was it the grays? Their reptiloid masters? The Ashtar Collective? The Nordic Pleiadians?

Was it Miguel the meth dealer?

Who ran this psyop on Tom?!

 

[Blackwell Abyss]

I didn't know the Hoffman gang collected trash dildos and cockroaches

 

[FinnSven]

Was it the CIA?

Was it the Hoffmans?

Was it MI6? The Mossad? The GRU?

Was it the grays? Their reptiloid masters? The Ashtar Collective? The Nordic Pleiadians?

Was it Miguel the meth dealer?

Who ran this psyop on Tom?!

Considering the dangers which a dog molesting creepy old hobo poses to well, possibly something, I would guess it was a coordinated effort by all of the agencies.