Money 12/18 Chris Updated his Amazon Wishlist

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I noticed that Chris's wishlist has been updated and there's nothing on it now. Surely he didn't receive all that crap, right?

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This new, updated wishlist is by far very responsible of Chris and is quite affordable in my price range. I am making a purchase from it right now for Chris, I hope he enjoys finding a big, UPS-shipped box of nothing underneath the tree this Christmas.

Remember, kiwis and cows alike, there is no greater present to be given on Christmas morn than disappointment.
 
Someone buy him high heels like advertised in the upper right. Except taller, uglier, more uncomfortable, and dirt cheap.

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The idea of Chris stumbling around town in these like a newborn calf would just be fucking hilarious. He might kill someone when he tries to drive but to be honest that's already a risk.
 
Someone buy him high heels like advertised in the upper right. Except taller, uglier, more uncomfortable, and dirt cheap.

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The idea of Chris stumbling around town in these like a newborn calf would just be fucking hilarious. He might kill someone when he tries to drive but to be honest that's already a risk.

His ankles would snap like twigs in three steps flat, then he'd fall over a pile of carefully stacked wood chests and break his neck or something.
 
This is why we can't have nice things. Whoever is wasting their money on that shit, you aren't trolling him. You are just enabling him.

Unless, of course, it's something somewhat clever like the blue 'Sonic Rain Boom' shirt. If trolls would send in more stuff like that for him to wear, it would be a lot funnier. Someone needs to send him some heels to trip in. Blue heels.
 
Reminds me of the rage when people donated to him after his house burned down. The sound of A-Logging heralds another holiday season. :heart-full:
Well see that is different, even though Chris can be and is quite special, there is no reason for him to have to suffer the loss of a home (even though it was pretty much his fault) so the care package was actually a good thing and it sent things they could actually use since they lost a lot of essentials in the house fire.
 
Reminds me of the rage when people donated to him after his house burned down. The sound of A-Logging heralds another holiday season. :heart-full:
Any type of rage towards Chris getting presents is autistic, but I can get why some people are a bit salty when Chris gets sruff. Donating stuff when the guy is essentially homeless is one thing, buying him hundred dollar toysets for nothing is another thing.
 
In the Jungle Bells thread someone mentioned that his wishlist is empty.
Fingers crossed it's just weens checking off the 'buying elsewhere' option.

I think that's the case as well. I hope it's the case, because that means Chris will probably take it the wrong way and believe that everyone bought him everything he wished for. Imagine how he'll react when nothing comes. . .:lol::lol::lol:
 
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