12/2/2015 Embargo Update

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You know when your favorite show gets cancelled, and then after languishing in silent limbo puts out a couple of hit or miss stright-to-DVD movies and then gets back on the air, and while it's kinda the same, it's not really as good as it used to be?

This feels like that.

also Futurama
 
This has the risk of not ending so good. Chris will commit vehicular murder in 2016?
 
Alright everyone it's my turn to take one for the team and do a preliminary transcript:

Hello everyone. Slight update to dee, uh, plan there. In addition to the embargo f- against the Gamestop, Best buy and Simon malls [does the creepy stare], we need to make sure that Gamestop is well aware of this and I'm not sure this again(?) to the one to four stores address. So we need to go on to Facebook, look on the Gamestop page and uh message them as well as posting onto their timeline lettin' 'em know that this unjustice must be undone. That I should be unbanned. [long silence] Thank you.
 
Next we'll have Chris taking pictures of the Yellow Shirted GameStop Manager to use for his dartboard (History repeats itself).
 
ShinyVulpix said:
This is like the Gameplace all over again. I wonder if this will end in a Hit & Run.
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DawnDusk said:
As happy as I am to have new videos, they make me miss old Chris. The short hair as opposed to the long hair, the clown shirts as opposed to the bust-emphasizing shirts, and the shit PSEye quality as opposed to this (almost eerily) clear quality. I don't think Chris would have been half as appealing when he was first discovered if this were him.
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No way this shits still pretty hilarious. I'm personally done missing the past. He's back baby.

Last video he had an abysmal mighty lesbian shirt and this one he was rocking a skillet. Not to mention the delousing towel of pain in the updated attraction sign.

Miss the medallions though. No excuse not to
 
CWCchange said:
How is this an update to Chris? Everybody knew what he wanted, and even Watermelon would say it's his fault, like when Chris bitched to Keurig about the house fire.
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Since there's been no immediate effect to Gamestop, Chris is worried that his fans aren't listening to him. This isn't a update as much as it is a passive-aggressive poke to remind his fanbase that they should get to work fighting his battle.
 
He looks dead inside, dresses like a mom with a midlife crises, and talks like a baby. The one good thing that can be said is that this is a totally different person from the young, autistic buck we met in 2007, and he's learned a lot. He just can't seem to put anything he learned into practice.
 
Is it just me or is that shirt getting more and more stretched-out with every video?
 
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