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I just love the way in which Chris treats Youtube is always the same - "if I post a video, the specific people I am addressing are surely going to see it."
 
Somehow I sense he's this close to concocting a conspiracy theory where the managers of each Game Stop are the local chapter of a secret, franchise-wide cabal, dead set on ruining the lives of autistic tranny man-children everywhere. Which makes it all the more clear he doesn't understand those four Game Stop stores have a problem with just him.

If he understood that much and assimilated that information properly, he'll know why his embargo is going to be as effective as putting a condom on a Fanta bottle. It's not its fault he screwed the damn thing up.
 
I like to believe Chris is the bigfoot of the Ruckersville area Gamestop employees, and that to this day they still tell tall tales about how the saw the fat retarded tranny eating in McDonald's or shopping for bras in Walmart.
 
DawnDusk said:
As happy as I am to have new videos, they make me miss old Chris. The short hair as opposed to the long hair, the clown shirts as opposed to the bust-emphasizing shirts, and the shit PSEye quality as opposed to this (almost eerily) clear quality. I don't think Chris would have been half as appealing when he was first discovered if this were him.
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RagtimeRoastBeefy said:
No way this shits still pretty hilarious. I'm personally done missing the past. He's back baby.

Last video he had an abysmal mighty lesbian shirt and this one he was rocking a skillet. Not to mention the delousing towel of pain in the updated attraction sign.

Miss the medallions though. No excuse not to
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I'm with @RagtimeRoastBeefy on this one. It's time to let the past go. Like his precious Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, Chris has evolved into a totally new abomination. & it is glorious.
 
Those eyes... those eyes...

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JohnConstantine said:
I'm already laughing at the notion of Chris claiming victory for something he has no affect on whatsoever. Now it's just a matter of waiting for his local gamestop to go out of business.
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And considering he still wants to go there to buy shit... even if he "wins" he still loses.

Silver Octopus said:
I bet this yellow shirted employee was just some dude who got a part-time job at the gamestop to get some extra cash during the holidays - probably doesn't even work there anymore and would rather forget the whole macing incident. But now chris is demanding that he unbans him from a place this dude doesnt even work at or face the consequences of bad karma (AKA Curse-ye-hame-hame-ha).
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I love how he's singled out this one nameless employee who has likely moved on from both that incident and that job as his new arch-nemesis ("my yellow-shirted foe!") and that this one low level employee has the power to undo all the bans against him. He really does need to have a "villain" to blame his problems on doesn't he?

Krieger said:
Somehow I sense he's this close to concocting a conspiracy theory where the managers of each Game Stop are the local chapter of a secret, franchise-wide cabal, dead set on ruining the lives of autistic tranny man-children everywhere. Which makes it all the more clear he doesn't understand those four Game Stop stores have a problem with just him.
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Doesn't he already have a conspiracy theory in his head right now that the "yellow shirted" employee is using his family connections to get Best Buy to ban him?
 
Well, this is getting interesting. If there's not another chapter to "Jeff" and the money that will never come, seeing what will happen to Chris in a GameStop will be interesting. I'm betting that if it's not something that gets him arrested (possibly trespassing, unless he chooses to go with the pepper spray), it will be another "Michael Snyder Is ColdHearted and Mean" episode.
 
Donald Duck said:
And considering he still wants to go there to buy shit... even if he "wins" he still loses.



I love how he's singled out this one nameless employee who has likely moved on from both that incident and that job as his new arch-nemesis ("my yellow-shirted foe!") and that this one low level employee has the power to undo all the bans against him. He really does need to have a "villain" to blame his problems on doesn't he?



Doesn't he already have a conspiracy theory in his head right now that the "yellow shirted" employee is using his family connections to get Best Buy to ban him?
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Give him time - he'll find a way to up the ante from there. Considering how things escalated in his comic, I wouldn't put it past him to think the 'man in the yellow shirt' is but one pawn in a larger chess game determined to ban him for good.
 
Taking into account that he sprayed the mace at hip height, or in other words, at eye-level for the childs who were at the store, he was pretty damn lucky he didn't accidentally mace one, because no amount of autist-pity would have kept him out of jail or the loony bin.

If Chris had half a brain he would listen to Kengle and let it be.
 
Chris looks miserable as all hell, that pout is legendary. If this is how strongly he reacts to a simple ban, then I'd love to see what happens if he actually does get a prison sentence one day :briefs:
 
Subconcious Offense said:
He just keeps finding ways to edge closer and closer to causing trouble during his suspended sentence. It's been less than a month, I believe? It's almost like he knows the court doesn't want to throw him in jail.
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I don't think he's smart enough to know what the court is thinking. He's just doing this for his own selfish reasons and not thinking in the process.
 
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