12/20/22 Tommy has a date with the psych board - Will he spend Christmas in the looney bin?

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"I have an airtight case, I just can't get a single person who dedicated years of their life to learning the law to back me on it!"

If they're not returning your calls, it means any lawyer who looked at your stupid ass "cases" know they're dead on arrival and there's no money to be made taking it pro bono. They also know from one look at Tom that he's gross and poor and also a faggot so he can't even pay them to file for him.
 
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EmpireOfTheClouds said:
No, it means that they've looked at your case and that they know it's bullshit.

Though I'm not gonna lie, I'd pay actual money to see Tom represent himself in court. It would just be hilarious to watch.
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It will be one of those oft joked about cases which the incompetence of the defense somehow gets the death penalty for a parking fine or petty crime.

I think the judge would just glaze over, daydream about trying a high profile criminal and when Tom stops rambling about kiwis and space Jews, he will sentence Tom to old sparky and bang his gavel.
 
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FinnSven said:
It will be one of those oft joked about cases which the incompetence of the defense somehow gets the death penalty for a parking fine or petty crime.

I think the judge would just glaze over, daydream about trying a high profile criminal and when Tom stops rambling about kiwis and space Jews, he will sentence Tom to old sparky and bang his gavel.
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Tom would probably start doing drugs in the middle of the courtroom, or talking about how he masturbates over pictures of children.
 
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Guys…..

I came up with the perfect treatment plan for Tommy….

Remember Willowbrook?…..
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Hoffman Agent 47 said:
How fucking desperate do you have to be to do anything sexual with Thomas?! He’s so hideous and unsanitary I’m sure even the cheapest, most meth addicted hooker would decline his custom.

Jesus Christ. I would legit rather die.
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Tom's asscrack is just full of shit that has turned to cement after not wiping or washing for years on end.
 
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"Hello, Tucson police? Yes, this is the mental health department. Can you please fax over Thomas Wasserburg's police files?"

"Listen lady, I know you mean well, but the amount of paper and ink that would require would wipe out both ours and yours funding for an entire year. Just let him die in his shit hovel."
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
"Hello, Tucson police? Yes, this is the mental health department. Can you please fax over Thomas Wasserburg's police files?"

"Listen lady, I know you mean well, but the amount of paper and ink that would require would wipe out both ours and yours funding for an entire year. Just let him die in his shit hovel."
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That's why if you really think about it, the state of Arizona (Edit: and all other pertinent local governments) should be disbursing funds to the Kiwi Farms and AMB.

Tom has been around this site for at least 6 years? Think of how much money has been saved by keeping him inside screaming at people on the internet.
No group of mental health professionals would be able to wrangle tards this efficiently. There would be paper work, protocols, officers/doctors involved, medications, potentially tens of thousands of dollars worth of costs in institutionalization...meanwhile the farmers and AMBlers (?) psychoanalyze and execute with virtually no resources.

I forget if it was Tom who believes there's "shadow money" being paid to KF (that may have been Patrick Tomlinson) but if not the site clearly deserves to be compensated.
 
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