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FIGGIN [14 Sep 18] Phil asks for a huge black cloth to block out neighbor - "Psychological episodes every other day"
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He probably thought that now he’s a True and Honest Woman, he doesn’t need to try any more. Not that he tried very hard in the first place. Because he’s not trans.
Ah, he finally remembered he’s supposed to be bipolar.
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God damn, every single thing he buys has to be branded with his interests in the most blatant and gaudy way possible. He'd probably draw antifa logos on each individual square of toilet paper if he actually used toilet paper. Dickhead.
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Even the chair is tardified.
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It's actually a way of maximizing the resale value of his estate to collectors of lolcow memorabilia when he finally dies of infection. It's very compassionate and forgiving of him to make sure Toren is provided for even after he passes on.
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He has to put his obsession on every inch of his living space. Not even pop-music fans and sports fans are this obsessed. Hell, not even Christine is this obsessed.
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Do a flip Mister Isaboy.
Also: look at that pouty tard face in that last photo. Its something a little kid would do. "Boo-hoo, I'm so sad! Someone give me attention because I'm so sad! Boo-hoo-hoo!" He might as well take a selfie of himself holding a sign that says "Give me attention!" with how little he's trying anymore.
Could you imagine, if Phil owned a car, all the ridiculous rétarded bumper stickers and other bullshit he would have covering it? He would probably even "customize" it like Chris does with his Funko Pops and pony toys, only it would be covered in AntiFa poseur slogans and Google Translate Spanish.
Except no one would want to buy Mister Isaboy's stuff. People are willing to buy Chris' stuff because Chris is actually kinda fun and likeable, and he likes to make merch based on his imagination land. Phil...is not likeable. There isn't anything fun or endearing about him. He doesn't do cute crafty things, and his imagination land is just a narcissistic, power trip hugbox full of hate and spite. People actually like Chris and want to own a piece of Christory because he's the biggest name in lolcows. He's left a big impact on internet culture. People want to hang out with him. Not Phil. No one likes Phil, no one wants to hang with Phil, and no one wants to own a piece of Phil HIStory. His belongings are as worthless as he is.
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Phil's attitude towards authority is so dumb. He is so obsessed with the idea of destroying of the opressor and the "parasitic" class that he doesn't realize that he is the parasite in this relationship, and that by destroying his host he is effectively ending his sustenance for his deplorable lifestyle.
Also, it never ceases to amuse me how much effort Phil makes to make his lair as unappealing as possible.
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I love coming back to KF after a busy weekend and finding new, real Phil madness... not this manufactured Antifa LARPing.
In the absence of a kiwifarm home invasion actually happening, (Remember when that was imminent? And he had to patrol his apartment all night on a live stream for days on end?) and without the presence of any other immediate physical boogieman in his life, he's slowly ramping up the paranoia against his neighbor.
I feel sorry for this random Mexican dude. Imagine just living your life as best you can in subsidized housing, minding your own business n shit, when suddenly... Phil moves in and turns you into his personal PTSD totem because you were outside talking on your cellphone a year ago when his leech troon roommate rolled up and decided you were taking pictures.
I kinda wanna send this guy some authentic sopapillas with a "hang in there, baby" poster of a kitten clinging to a branch.
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that Phil's desperate need to be validated in this pushes the timeline of eviction up unless he gets real therapy. I mean, how fucked in the head do you need to... shit he cut his dick off. Never mind.
In the absence of a kiwifarm home invasion actually happening, (Remember when that was imminent? And he had to patrol his apartment all night on a live stream for days on end?) and without the presence of any other immediate physical boogieman in his life, he's slowly ramping up the paranoia against his neighbor.
I feel sorry for this random Mexican dude. Imagine just living your life as best you can in subsidized housing, minding your own business n shit, when suddenly... Phil moves in and turns you into his personal PTSD totem because you were outside talking on your cellphone a year ago when his leech troon roommate rolled up and decided you were taking pictures.
I kinda wanna send this guy some authentic sopapillas with a "hang in there, baby" poster of a kitten clinging to a branch.
I'm
that Phil's desperate need to be validated in this pushes the timeline of eviction up unless he gets real therapy. I mean, how fucked in the head do you need to... shit he cut his dick off. Never mind.
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The most I'd spend on every single item Phil owns is fifty cents. Not for the stuff itself, but for a cup of gasoline to burn it all in a bonfire.
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It's always wise to burn contaminated items.
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Literally using the tools of the AmeriKKKan Police State.spud's caution tape said:
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Are we even sure that this neighbor exists or is actually schizophrenic, or is this just another story that Phil has. Like the homeless white men or the Kiwi agents whose cameras he's smashed.
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Toren’s also talked about the guy. In fact, the main reason we believe him to be schizophrenic is because Toren said he believed they were spying on him with holograms, which sounds very much like a schizophrenic delusion. Toren of course found this funny because he hates the mentally ill.
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It's not holograms, it's the damn robot aliens.
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The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires...
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True, but there are three things that make me think he’s telling the truth.
1) He bleats a lot about mental illness for sympathy. I doubt on that basis that he’d invent mental illness in his neighbour. More likely he’d claim the guy was planning to rape him because he was so turned on by Toren’s obvious femininity.
2) Phil backs it up. Those two are really bad at collaborating on a lie, as you may recall from the "Tell them I'm not abusing you!" "Joke's on you, it's not a couch he forces me to sleep on!" bit a while back. Therefore, I think it's more likely to be the truth.
3) It’s tard housing, so it makes sense that there’d be mentally ill people there.
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