FIGGIN [14 Sep 18] Phil asks for a huge black cloth to block out neighbor - "Psychological episodes every other day"

[Tragi-Chan]

So, to recap. There is a man who believes that Phil and Toren are spying on him with holograms, because he is schizophrenic. Both are strange-looking, one has tattoos literally stating that he wishes to kill cis men and the other isn’t officially there. Toren has changed the WiFi name to indicate that they are indeed spying on him. And now they are putting up a block to prevent him seeing what they are doing. One of them is going to get such a stabbing. Preferably Toren, but Phil is funny too.

 

[Coldgrip]

So, to recap. There is a man who believes that Phil and Toren are spying on him with holograms, because he is schizophrenic. Both are strange-looking, one has tattoos literally stating that he wishes to kill cis men and the other isn’t officially there. Toren has changed the WiFi name to indicate that they are indeed spying on him. And now they are putting up a block to prevent him seeing what they are doing. One of them is going to get such a stabbing. Preferably Toren, but Phil is funny too.

Makes me wonder, if something does happen to schizo guy, could Phil be on the hook for it?

 

[Pepito The Cat]

So, to recap. There is a man who believes that Phil and Toren are spying on him with holograms, because he is schizophrenic. Both are strange-looking, one has tattoos literally stating that he wishes to kill cis men and the other isn’t officially there. Toren has changed the WiFi name to indicate that they are indeed spying on him. And now they are putting up a block to prevent him seeing what they are doing. One of them is going to get such a stabbing. Preferably Toren, but Phil is funny too.

It's like a game of "Who's the most mentally ill person here?"

 

[Positron]

To those who've asked why Phil didn't use blankets or maps or piles of pizza boxes: he actually bought his shroud and is just asking people to refund him.
Sneaky little pig. Financial solidarity indeed!

Spoiler: Full size pict, so you can see the autistic shit on his wall

 

[ON 190]

To those who've asked why Phil didn't use blankets or maps or piles of pizza boxes: he actually bought his shroud and is just asking people to refund him.
Sneaky little pig. Financial solidarity indeed!
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Oh, that’s definitely not a reason for someone to be suspicious of that apartment. Nope. Nor will the sight of a goddamed straight-razor disturb the schizophrenic guy.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Lol fucking Phil. You're such a dumbass. Instead of using a black sheet (something that will absorb high heat in the summer, which will increase the heat in your hovel because you refuse to run the AC) you could use normal tinfoil like a regular person would. Your awesome.mexican neighbor was nothing to do with your sorry ass, nor anything to do with the poor excuse you call your girlfriend. Are you afraid you may accidentally bake you windows because you believe tinfoil gets hot??

 

[The Un-Clit]

Old people buy blackout curtains because old people are total fucking rebels who resist exploitation by the corrupt capitalist system by refusing to replace their rugs and furnishings every time styles change. To keep the sun from fading all of the perfectly decent stuff they bought in their 40s and early 50s (after the kids moved out), they put up curtains, and only open them occasionally. Eventually, many of them get so habituated to living in semi-darkness behind closed curtains, they quit opening them at all.

Also, paranoia starts to creep in for a lot of old people as their social world shrinks, dementia starts to set in, their bodies experience significant system failure, and they spend more time at home, in front of the TV, watching the world seemingly go to shit. Keeping the drapes closed is a shield against external threats--nobody can see inside and check out all their stuff that they imagine is worth stealing; nobody can observe their daily routine; nobody can see that they are old people, mostly alone and defenseless (even though perennially-drawn curtains pretty much broadcasts to all passerby that you've got old people living alone in a house).

Jeezus GodBear fellating CHRIST!

That has to be the most depressing post i've ever read. I've been using forums ever since they've existed on BBS systems so that's sayin something. I feel like digging up that schematic for 3D printing a 1-shot pocket pistol and becoming An Hero before I get any fucking older.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Phil ought to at least buy the poor bastard some of those tree shaped air fresheners to block the smell of Phil's rotten crotch.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

To those who've asked why Phil didn't use blankets or maps or piles of pizza boxes: he actually bought his shroud and is just asking people to refund him.
Sneaky little pig. Financial solidarity indeed!
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Of course he spent money he couldn’t afford on fancy expensive merchandise instead of getting something cheap and practical. Typical behaviour of the bourgeois capitalist pig. What a fash bootlicker.

 

[AnOminous]

Phil could buy some bleach for under a dollar and never have to see his neighbor again.

 

[MG 620]

Kelly in the replies with her actual serious problem really puts Phil's whining into perspective

Kelly is of course totally ignored by Phil. Why do people bother with him at all?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The knowledge that he’s already bought an overpriced blanket because he loves supporting the capitalist system makes me question how bad the situation is. He knows he can’t get away with buying expensive shit and then wailing about how he only has 23 cents in his bank account (FINANCIAL SOLIDARITY NOW), so now he has excuses to justify it. Getting tattoos is an “addiction,” buying weapons is necessary for fighting the fash bootlickers at KF when they invade. So I don’t believe he’s seriously that affected by this dude.

 

[DragoonSierra]

So, to recap. There is a man who believes that Phil and Toren are spying on him with holograms, because he is schizophrenic. Both are strange-looking, one has tattoos literally stating that he wishes to kill cis men and the other isn’t officially there. Toren has changed the WiFi name to indicate that they are indeed spying on him. And now they are putting up a block to prevent him seeing what they are doing. One of them is going to get such a stabbing. Preferably Toren, but Phil is funny too.

Theres two. One is the schizo neighbor that thinks they are spying on him. The other is the Latino that calls him Mr Isabel. I have no idea which one Phil is referring to in this post.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Theres two. One is the schizo neighbor that thinks they are spying on him. The other is the Latino that calls him Mr Isabel. I have no idea which one Phil is referring to in this post.

I assumed the schizo one, because it just makes sense that he’d be staring at them. It’s pretty damn rich that Phil’s complaining about a mentally ill man in the Section 8 housing, given that he only got his own apartment by lying about mental illness, but whatever.

 

[Wallace]

The knowledge that he’s already bought an overpriced blanket because he loves supporting the capitalist system makes me question how bad the situation is. He knows he can’t get away with buying expensive shit and then wailing about how he only has 23 cents in his bank account (FINANCIAL SOLIDARITY NOW), so now he has excuses to justify it. Getting tattoos is an “addiction,” buying weapons is necessary for fighting the fash bootlickers at KF when they invade. So I don’t believe he’s seriously that affected by this dude.

We live in a society where companies that pretend to care about social justice sell social justice crap to people who pretend to hate capitalism. It's like buying a Che Guevara t-shirt at Walmart.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

To those who've asked why Phil didn't use blankets or maps or piles of pizza boxes: he actually bought his shroud and is just asking people to refund him.
Sneaky little pig. Financial solidarity indeed!
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That autistic drawing on the wall of a supposed anarchist antifa dude with a flag and 'GRS surgery' written on it - what? How is getting your dick flipped and willingly enslaving yourself to a lifetime of taking hormone medications from 'Big Pharma' an anarchist insurrectionary thing?

Also waiting to hear which road(s) were named after Dr Dodgy in Autismlandia, like Phil promised. Dr Doge Dilation Drive has a nice ring to it.

 

[AnOminous]

Theres two. One is the schizo neighbor that thinks they are spying on him. The other is the Latino that calls him Mr Isabel. I have no idea which one Phil is referring to in this post.

They apparently are spying on him, though, and harassing him, too. They should probably be evicted for that.

 

[Coldgrip]

Oh god please, please let Phil start carrying around a straight razor in public.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Phil ought to at least buy the poor bastard some of those tree shaped air fresheners to block the smell of Phil's rotten crotch.

Phil probably believes he smells like Daisy's down there, or think that the way his festering, rotting trench smells is normal, and every women's vagina smells like his. You have to remember, even though Phil has managed to be forced into fucking Maria, chances are he never went down on her, mainly because he was probably too busy crying and tarding out about fucking her nasty ass.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Oh yeah, a big blanket over the window is going to be such a solution - I would assume Phil is smart enough to have the logo facing inside the house but...yeah, it's Phil.

Granted reading some of these replies I legit forget which paranoid Phil I'm actually following - the potato or the phat-ass phailure gamer.

Anyway, the blanket as others noted is going to ratchet up the heat. Probably a benefit if anything come winter, but when summer comes, Phil and Torren are too stupid to understand thermodynamics of cloth and won't take down the blanket.

Also I suspect the entire reason he wanted a big black cloth instead of just getting some mediocre blackout curtains is because he thinks putting up a cloth is far easier than actually going to the trouble of hanging a curtain rod. Even though I can't imagine it would be against the tennancy rules given the walls are plastered with autistic bullshit that after Phil leaves, the landowner will have to repaint the walls after tearing all that sticky taped shit down.