FIGGIN [14 Sep 18] Phil asks for a huge black cloth to block out neighbor - "Psychological episodes every other day"

[obliviousbeard]

For an anticapitalist crust punk he doesn't even seem to think other alternatives. Like cardboard, trashbags, foil etc. It's as if comrade is lazy and wants to block out the sunshine with minimal personal effort.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Why would Phil think a white guy looks like his dad, who of course is Puerto Rican?

 

[Xanax]

Kelly in the replies with her actual serious problem really puts Phil's whining into perspective

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Yes, Phil, when you look like a rancid, retarded potato, people are going to look at you. Especially when you cover yourself in child-like scribbles and bondage/antifa gear. Your neighbor isn't alone on this.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

I like the response from Kelly the Junkie: "Financially and emotionally strapped". "I can't give you money because I don't have any and I also don't want to because my fuckbuddy ODd on H".

What a lovely bunch.

He puts pizza boxes and all mother of stupid shit on his walls. The man has no concept of decor. He's been a lowlife bum for so long that solving problem like a normal person never enters his mind.

He's homeless aristocracy. he doesn't "do" things, just beg for others to do them for him. In another life he would be the perfect capitalist.

So here is the question, is Phil having early onset elderly problems, does he want to sweat even more and make it smell even worse, or is he completely fucking stupid? Wait, he's completely fucking stupid that he doesn't know the concept for curtains, so it's the third question.

I'm also betting on option C, yeah.

He's biggest mistake is assuming that people want to be in his bedroom.

Or see the horrors that occur in said place.

 

[registereduser]

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Though anybody with legit poor cred would just use black trash bags from the dollar store.

 

[MasterDisaster]

It warms my heart to know that the slumlords do not, in fact, give a shit about his complaints.

 

[Mogambo]

I meant when he took over the bedroom. I assumed he at least gave Phil a sheet or blanket for the couch.

That's a relief! For a minute I was afraid someone had outed Toren as a deep cover cover Kiwi operative. Carry on agent.

Phil always requests "financial solidarity" but when was the last time he showed any? When was the last time he helped someone? I mean I guess you could say Toren, but Toren takes what he wants from Phil more than has it given to him.

Phil is what the Communists would call a capitalist parasite. He talks about revolution, but never puts his money where his mouth is. He'd much rather gush over spending money on brand name products, expensive foods, Star Wars, anime and other Western luxuries while his comrades are starving and fighting in the streets. No wonder his "friends" have started to ignore him. He just takes, takes, takes, begs for "financial solidarity," but never does anything for oppressed transwomen of colour. What a leech! Yuck!

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

Does he actually want a curtain or is he planning to wrap his balcony in black cloth I'm not totally clear on whats happening here.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

And private in his chamber pens himself,
Shuts up his windows, locks fair daylight out
And makes himself an artificial night

 

[Optimus Prime]

Because nothing quite tips the cops off to potential illegal activity like drug labs or maybe even terrorism plotting the same way like putting up big black curtains to make sure nobody can see inside a particular shithole apartment.

Phil of course is too stupid to realize that government support is the only reason he hasn't been kicked out - or the reason how the landlord somehow hasn't already figured out Toren is illegally living there as well.

 

[Positron]

Phil always requests "financial solidarity" but when was the last time he showed any? When was the last time he helped someone? I mean I guess you could say Toren, but Toren takes what he wants from Phil more than has it given to him.

He thinks buying TransLifeLines and Antifa shit counts as "helping someone".

 

[MasterDisaster]

Why doesn't Phil use the money from the job he got working for Antifa?

 

[Xanax]

He puts pizza boxes and all mother of stupid shit on his walls. The man has no concept of decor. He's been a lowlife bum for so long that solving problem like a normal person never enters his mind.

I've noticed this with a lot of autistic lolcows, and autists in general; they love to have the walls absolutely covered with posters, drawings, flags and promotional shit. Floor to ceiling. Chris-chan is also very fond of taping paper to his wall in no particular pattern or layout. It's like they hate the concept of empty space.

Phil probably thinks all the maps and flags and shit makes it look like some serious shit goes on there. Unfortuately for him, we all know the only serious shit happening in that place is when he soils himself.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Poor Phil, he is ripe for the "nanny state". He's probably clean up in the UK with the fucking chavs that have 5 bedroom houses but need more.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Hey, Phil--I just bought two sets of decent insulating blackout curtains for my tenant at Big Lots for $25. Actual curtains, that go on curtain rods (super fucking cheap at Ikea), that can easily be opened and closed, and look nice either way.

Of course you'd probably reject them because they're navy blue--you know, just like cops wear--instead of Antifa-approved black, but hey, it's a good thing we live in a capitalist society, have endless choices available in the marketplace, and can thus be picky about these things, right? Right.

Only elderly people buy giant blackout curtains for their house, and even then they keep it shut all the time.

Old people buy blackout curtains because old people are total fucking rebels who resist exploitation by the corrupt capitalist system by refusing to replace their rugs and furnishings every time styles change. To keep the sun from fading all of the perfectly decent stuff they bought in their 40s and early 50s (after the kids moved out), they put up curtains, and only open them occasionally. Eventually, many of them get so habituated to living in semi-darkness behind closed curtains, they quit opening them at all.

Also, paranoia starts to creep in for a lot of old people as their social world shrinks, dementia starts to set in, their bodies experience significant system failure, and they spend more time at home, in front of the TV, watching the world seemingly go to shit. Keeping the drapes closed is a shield against external threats--nobody can see inside and check out all their stuff that they imagine is worth stealing; nobody can observe their daily routine; nobody can see that they are old people, mostly alone and defenseless (even though perennially-drawn curtains pretty much broadcasts to all passerby that you've got old people living alone in a house).

Phil barely leaves the house as it is, has no real friends to keep him grounded in reality, and actually embraces the idea of himself as an oppressed and despised individual other wish to harm. So if he turns his apartment into a blacked-out cave, further insulating himself against the world and its myriad threats, it's going to be interesting to see how much more withdrawn and paranoid he will get.

Considering Philthy's den is already a sweatbox, it will turn his den into an incinerator.

Actually, blankets or curtains would help hold heat (or cold) against the glass, thus keeping the interior temperature of the apartment a little more comfortable. I've noticed a difference even when just keeping roller shades lowered, or mini-blinds shut. So Phil's den of Philth would have been somewhat less of a sweatbox this summer, had he put something over the windows.

So here is the question, is Phil having early onset elderly problems, does he want to sweat even more and make it smell even worse, or is he completely fucking stupid? Wait, he's completely fucking stupid that he doesn't know the concept for curtains, so it's the third question.

I'm always going with option 3, because no matter what else may going wrong with his brainmeats, stupid is a constant with Phil.

Tinfoil, Phil, tinfoil. It actually works great for blocking windows, and totally phake homo/trans/Venusian-hating dad-looking neighbors. Plus you can use the rest of it for your many hats.

There may be something in his rental agreement that limits what he can put over his windows, or at least forbids certain materials from being visible from the outside. Aluminum foil, cardboard, old sheets, and newspaper are common means of blocking light, heat, and mind-control rays used by chronically low-income tenants, and many landlords expressly forbid them. They accept that the inside of the apartment might be a dump, but at least halfway-decent prospective tenants won't know it's really a shithole just by looking at the building.

I like the response from Kelly the Junkie: "Financially and emotionally strapped". "I can't give you money because I don't have any and I also don't want to because my fuckbuddy ODd on H".

What a lovely bunch.

I can feel a twinge of sympathy for Kelly. She is truly deep in the shit; it's the kind of shit that is hellishly hard to extricate oneself from; and it's the kind of shit that can actually kill you, even after you start making an effort to get out of it.

At the same time, I can't tell whether Kelly posted her comment as an indirect way of telling Phil, "Look, asshole--there are people with real problems, here," (which will sail right over his tuberous head) or whether she expects Phil to offer any kind of sympathetic response to her predicament (which he won't).

He's homeless aristocracy. he doesn't "do" things, just beg for others to do them for him. In another life he would be the perfect capitalist.

Yeah, he and Colton Seidman, both. I want to see those two in the Thunderdome, like, now.

Does he actually want a curtain or is he planning to wrap his balcony in black cloth I'm not totally clear on whats happening here.

He wants to cover his window (or, I take it, a sliding glass door and adjoining window) on the inside. If he wanted to block the view of the lawn below, while still using the balcony and enjoying daylight in his den of Philth, putting something solid on the balcony railing would help a lot; he'd only see his neighbor walking around if he was standing on the balcony and looking over the edge, and his neighbor wouldn't be able to see more than a patch of ceiling if he looked up and directly into the apartment. But, like tinfoil in the windows, there are probably restrictions on that, too.

His neighbor's not going to be walking around out there, shirtless, for too much longer; the rains have already started again in Portland, and in another month it will be too cold. Granted, from previous posts it sounds like the guy has schizophrenia, and extreme underdressing (or overdressing) for the weather is a common manifestation of that, so maybe he will.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

At the same time, I can't tell whether Kelly posted her comment as an indirect way of telling Phil, "Look, asshole--there are people with real problems, here," (which will sail right over his tuberous head) or whether she expects Phil to offer any kind of sympathetic response to her predicament (which he won't).

I think she was just trying to up-victim Phil. These type of a-holes are physically unable to feel sympathy for one another. They're all in the oppression game, playing with the same deck of cards.

 

[Mogambo]

He thinks buying TransLifeLines and Antifa shit counts as "helping someone".

Well he's single handedly propping up manufacturers of rainbow flag baseball bats. Not even other troons were dumb enough to buy that shit!

I've noticed this with a lot of autistic lolcows, and autists in general; they love to have the walls absolutely covered with posters, drawings, flags and promotional shit. Floor to ceiling. Chris-chan is also very fond of taping paper to his wall in no particular pattern or layout. It's like they hate the concept of empty space.

It's a hoarder thing. Probably slight power level here, but my mom was a hoarder, and she had to fill empty space. She was especially bad about buying furniture, but she would buy anything, boxes of clothing, shoes, "knicknacks," whatever, just to fill up space. And then she'd get funny about moving stuff around, constantly pulling up carpeting or wallpaper, and then complaining about not having space... but yeah.

I'm no mental health expert, but I often do wonder if there's some connection between autism and hoarding. especially when I spend too much time on the Farms and see how people like Phul and Chris live. Its frighteningly familiar. In Chris' case it's quite possible that it was learned from his mother (though honestly I suspect she's on the spectrum herself and may well be retarded as well; she's just from a different generation and would never have been diagnosed, nor would she have ever needed to really fend for herself). Still a lot of hoarder behaviours are similar. I mean how many autistic wonders have we seen who are almost compelled to complete their collections, to buy everything and anything remotely connected to their fixations?

The interesting thing is, Phil treats his body art the same way he treats his walls. He just kinda slaps random stuff on there relating to whatever his obsession is at the moment. One day its bicycles, the next its tranny buzzwords, then its something vaguely Mexican. If Phil had gotten his tattoo thing going earlier, he'd probably be covered in crude drawings of Sasuke and China or some other weeaboo shit.

 

[Bassomatic]

to be honest this is one of the more amusing things Phil begged for.

I love his list of random items he begs for and manages a story about how it's sexism or rape or some shit.

Need bathroom Mat to fight trump when?

 

[Tiamat]

Does he not any sheets, blankets or curtains lying around? Or maybe he could use stitched together shirts or some dumb shit like that