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Butta Face Lopez said:
Wow. It's actually somehow worse than I'd expected.

There's been a lot of speculation on this forum about the condition of 14 Branchland Court post-Bob but, THE REALITY exceeds all expectations. It's hard to believe anyone lives in there. :shock:

Da Pickle Monsta said:
Big Bob Pataki said:
razor5396 said:
I cant imagine all of the large vermin, snakes, and critters that jungle attracts to the house. Their home must be inundated with more infestations than just bugs.
what wild feral beings could be living in that fridge outside? raccoons? wasps? something even worse?

Trolls?

Shoggoths mebbe?

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I wish we could get a better look at the sign in front of the house, next to the mailbox. Is it a homemade no trespassing sign maybe? There's something in the upper right hand corner of it that looks a bit like Sonichu to me.
 
Thetan said:
I wish we could get a better look at the sign in front of the house, next to the mailbox. Is it a homemade no trespassing sign maybe? There's something in the upper right hand corner of it that looks a bit like Sonichu to me.
It is probably Chris-chan's attempt at troll repellent considering that there is a picture of Sonichu on it.
 
Abandon hope all ye who enter here.......
 
Stratochu said:
Thetan said:
I wish we could get a better look at the sign in front of the house, next to the mailbox. Is it a homemade no trespassing sign maybe? There's something in the upper right hand corner of it that looks a bit like Sonichu to me.
It is probably Our Pet Lolcow's attempt at troll repellent considering that there is a picture of Sonichu on it.



"no trolls allowed"


with a backwards "R" and backwards "S"
 
Stratochu said:
Thetan said:
I wish we could get a better look at the sign in front of the house, next to the mailbox. Is it a homemade no trespassing sign maybe? There's something in the upper right hand corner of it that looks a bit like Sonichu to me.
It is probably Our Pet Lolcow's attempt at troll repellent considering that there is a picture of Sonichu on it.
A troll would have to have balls of steel to try and get through the hillbilly amazon in their front yard.
 
Butta Face Lopez said:
Maybe he put up that realtor "For Sale" style attraction sign.

Maybe Chris finally made good on his idea of putting an Attraction Sign in the yard. That could explain the Sonichu.
 
Who else kind of wonders if they keep food in the (presumably unplugged) outdoors fridge?!
 
It almost looks as though they are in the process of moving out...or cleaning up? At least they had the good sense to cover the extra refrigerator with something...you know, in case they actually end up needing to use it later. Isn't that what hoarding is all about? "I may find a use for this later".

In college, I worked at Papa John's delivering pizza. A co-worker was this 50-ish, fat, white trash guy with a video poker obsession, an old station wagon and a portable hoard he kept in the back. One of the things he kept was an old toilet he found on the side of the road. He'd bring people food with this fully visible in his car. Needless to say, the store received more than a few complaints about his smell from customers. When asked why he had a toilet in the back, his response was the typical "in case I find a use for it later".
 
pickleniggo said:
Who else kind of wonders if they keep food in the (presumably unplugged) outdoors fridge?!
It's probably food that expired before Bob died, putrefied further when they lost power during Hurricane Sandy, and somehow got pushed outside. Would hate to open the thing now. The utility room fridge is presumably where they keep Hungry-Mans, Orange Fanta and their supply of q-sands now, since the kitchen is most likely unusable other than one side of the sink and wherever the microwave is.
 
I know often there are county codes intended for child safety that forbid refrigerators (often washer and dryers as well, any big, metal, door-ed appliance, basically) from being stored outside with doors on the hinges, as kids play hide and seek, climb in to hide inside, can't open the door from the inside, aren't found and end up entombing themselves in them only to be found perished by search parties for their remains later, so the covering probably is the bare minimum required to keep county safety code inspection from citing them for being total pigs as well as a danger to any children playing outside in the area.

At least that's what I hope in the best case scenario, which admittedly is probably giving them too much credit already. So yeah, there's the rotting remains of about 30 or so q-sands in there that they couldn't finish in Riley's and other fine establishments like that in all likely-hood.
 
cubesandcubes said:
Is that a refrigerator in the front yard?

I can't imagine Chris mustering the strength to move a fridge, but this may have been the "back breaking work for my mother" he alluded to in the big Facebook leak.
 
I can't believe they have that much stuff outside their house. I wonder if the health department of Greene County sees this video.
 
Anchuent Christory said:
cubesandcubes said:
Is that a refrigerator in the front yard?

I can't imagine Chris mustering the strength to move a fridge, but this may have been the "back breaking work for my mother" he alluded to in the big Facebook leak.


him moving a fridge would literally break his back.

the back breaking work may be something like shopping
 
perhaps the fridge simply sprouted from the ground, born from the seeds of ancient trash that time forgot
 
Wow, if Bob came back to life he would immediately have another heart attack and die again if he saw the current state of the hellish dumpster which he once called "home".
 
Butta Face Lopez said:
Maybe he put up that realtor "For Sale" style attraction sign.

If he did that It would quite possibly be the most intimidating house of all time. Arguably more than one with outdoor chain Rottweilers and tresspassers will be shot signs
 
Big Bob Pataki said:
razor5396 said:
I cant imagine all of the large vermin, snakes, and critters that jungle attracts to the house. Their home must be inundated with more infestations than just bugs.
what wild feral beings could be living in that fridge outside? raccoons? wasps? something even worse?

A couple of buddies and myself helped clean out an elderly woman's home about 10 years ago. The entire place was one gigantic horde of worthless crap that no single human being could possibly use or need. We encountered, with regularity, snakes, mice, couple of tarantulas, and tons of brown recluse spiders. The entire estate could be said to be analogous to the Chandler home.
 
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