FIGGIN [17 Aug 18] Phil wants to violently avenge Chloe Sagal - He is late in everything isn't he?

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

To the outsider who has no idea of how he acts, he'd look fucking terrifying.

No, he doesn't. To an outsider Phil looks like an idiot - the kind of idiot you cross the street to avoid not because you're scared, but because you don't want to put up with the smell and bullshit stories and begs for money as he's the kid of person that won't leave you alone once he's started talking at you. Plus he lives in Portland, where people who look like him are a dime a dozen.

Were you brought up in a convent or something? Thanks for the stories of him back in his DevArt days, but you knew he was an idiot then so why be scared of him now? Phil will undoubtedly love that you're scared of him though, so, uh, I guess he'll thank you?

 

[dominatrixman]

No, he doesn't. To an outsider Phil looks like an idiot - the kind of idiot you cross the street to avoid not because you're scared, but because you don't want to put up with the smell and bullshit stories and begs for money as he's the kid of person that won't leave you alone once he's started talking at you. Plus he lives in Portland, where people who look like him are a dime a dozen.

Were you brought up in a convent or something? Thanks for the stories of him back in his DevArt days, but you knew he was an idiot then so why be scared of him now? Phil will undoubtedly love that you're scared of him though, so, uh, I guess he'll thank you?

Well now that I know more about him I'm not scared of him at all anymore, well I am but just in a "Oh my god if my child was 20 feet near this dude I would instantly pull them away and get out of there fast" kinda way.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I know not much of him these days i've only seen a few pictures, so excuse my ignorance. However while he may not be scary in the way that he wants be, he is DEFINITELY scary in an irresponsible bloodthirsty 30 something year old man way. He's obviously an unpredictable psychopathic attention whore with an affinity for guns and violence to those that disagree with him. I have heard a few horror stories about him as well. I'm guessing he just talks a big game though and never actually does anything as he seems to be really fascinated with being considered a public nuisance/terrorist when in reality if he was a terrorist in any way shape or form he'd be in prison.

This post of yours reminds me of something. When Chris was still trying to get the trolls to stop teasing him, they created a forum called trolling train. Thinking it would be a smart idea, Chris decided to sign up. He made a introductory post saying how he was living with his family across the street from Chris house. Long story short, somewhere towards the end of his post he described how he was extremely afraid of Chris, saying that he may be silent, but inside, there was a man who could kick anyone's ass because he was unpredictable.

Also, not to be rude, but this posts sounds just like something Phil would write. He is a gigantic pussy.

To the outsider who has no idea of how he acts, he'd look fucking terrifying.

Phil, is that you?? The reason why I am saying this is because you are trying your damnest to convince us that he's a dangerous and scary person, and that even strangers walking down the street would think the same as well.

 

[dominatrixman]

This post of yours reminds me of something. When Chris was still trying to get the trolls to stop teasing him, they created a forum called trolling train. Thinking it would be a smart idea, Chris decided to sign up. He made a introductory post saying how he was living with his family across the street from Chris house. Long story short, somewhere towards the end of his post he described how he was extremely afraid of Chris, saying that he may be silent, but inside, there was a man who could kick anyone's ass because he was unpredictable.

Also, not to be rude, but this posts sounds just like something Phil would write. He is a gigantic pussy.



Phil, is that you?? The reason why I am saying this is because you are trying your damnest to convince us that he's a dangerous and scary person, and that even strangers walking down the street would think the same as well.

Lol remember when I said I hadn't seen too many pictures of him? I meant it, I had only seen pictures of him posing in different masks with sleeves of scary disgusting infected tattoos and a picture of him in a bondage suit looking like a character from Silent Hill II. I've seen more recent pictures and he just looks like a spoiled mentally ill homosexual man with either down syndrome or autism whom uses causes to be violent and role play as anime/fictional characters. I guess the reason it was scary was because the last time I had seen him he just looked like a normal virgin 24 year old white dude who doesn't shower.. Now He kind of looks like this image that always comes up when you type ugly into Google search.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Lol remember when I said I hadn't seen too many pictures of him? I meant it, I had only seen pictures of him posing in different masks with sleeves of scary disgusting infected tattoos and a picture of him in a bondage suit looking like a character from Silent Hill II. I've seen more recent pictures and he just looks like a spoiled mentally ill homosexual man with either down syndrome or autism whom uses causes to be violent and role play as anime/fictional characters. I guess the reason it was scary was because the last time I had seen him he just looked like a normal virgin 24 year old white dude who doesn't shower.. Now He kind of looks like this image that always comes up when you type ugly into Google search.

This person is more attractive than Phil, as they clearly know how to do their makeup. And unlike Phil, they can successfully project a sense of giving no fucks.

Also I bet they can ride a bike.

 

[dominatrixman]

This person is more attractive than Phil, as they clearly know how to do their makeup. And unlike Phil, they can successfully project a sense of giving no fucks.

Also I bet they can ride a bike.

The fat that mishapes his head into a ball of playdough I guess makes me think of that picture.

 

[MG 620]

he'd look fucking terrifying.

Yes, he does. But not in a scary way. :late:

He can't even ride a bike.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil, is that you?? The reason why I am saying this is because you are trying your damnest to convince us that he's a dangerous and scary person, and that even strangers walking down the street would think the same as well.

Phil would refer to himself as Isabel and use female pronouns.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Phil would refer to himself as Isabel and use female pronouns.

That's 'Izzy Hell' I'll have you know. He's a tough and cool biker girl. In his head, at least.

The irony of Phil choosing his own nickname and no-one ever calling him by it will never not amuse me.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Phil would refer to himself as Isabel and use female pronouns.

Not if he was trying to hide himself. But then again, Phil is stupid, and not smart, and he would probably end up throwing himself under the bus.

 

[NumerousNeighbours]

Not if he was trying to hide himself. But then again, Phil is stupid, and not smart, and he would probably end up throwing himself under the bus.

That account has complement Null though. Surely Phil wouldnt go that far?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Not if he was trying to hide himself. But then again, Phil is stupid, and not smart, and he would probably end up throwing himself under the bus.

This is the man who came here posing as a highway patrolman under the handle “Hispanic Hitlermobile” and demanded that we turn ourselves in for a crime he made up. I do not believe he has the brain power to not make an ass of himself within the first sentence.

 

[nvrwastetree]

This is the man who came here posing as a highway patrolman under the handle “Hispanic Hitlermobile” and demanded that we turn ourselves in for a crime he made up. I do not believe he has the brain power to not make an ass of himself within the first sentence.

Yeah, I read that. It was hilarious. First he talked shit about himself, he thought by doing this, it would make him accepted here. Then, when he realized that no one gave a shit, he did a 180 and told us to turn ourselves in. Once he did that, people started to realize that it was Phil and just started to play along and humor his requests.

 

[AnOminous]

He should "violently avenge" his murdered dick on Dr. Doge.

 

[Adamska]

It's been observed before and I'll just bring it up again since I can see where this is going; anyone who seriously has orbited around Phil at any point in time is a moron.

But do go on; I love when people dig their own metaphorical grave.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Though this really doesn't help my case in proving that i'm not phil because my profile picture is somebody wearing a dog bondage mask

No it really doesn't. But that photo you posted is not terrifying by a long shot. It looks like whomever did it needs more practice with Photoshop. It looks like the person took a photo of Phil in his power rangers sped bondage force gear and pjotodhopped Nick Bates atrocious teeth onto his face. I'm sorry, I guess I'm still trying to figure out why you thought Phil looked scary, when in all reality, if anyone saw him on the street at all, said person would either start laughing at Phil, or would go out of their way to avoid his fatass. But, if you're still scared of Phil coming to get you, than congratulations because you're the only person (other than Phil himself) that thinks Phil is scary and unpredictable.

 

[dominatrixman]

No it really doesn't. But that photo you posted is not terrifying by a long shot. It looks like whomever did it needs more practice with Photoshop. It looks like the person took a photo of Phil in his power rangers sped bondage force gear and pjotodhopped Nick Bates atrocious teeth onto his face. I'm sorry, I guess I'm still trying to figure out why you thought Phil looked scary, when in all reality, if anyone saw him on the street at all, said person would either start laughing at Phil, or would go out of their way to avoid his fatass. But, if you're still scared of Phil coming to get you, than congratulations because you're the only person (other than Phil himself) that thinks Phil is scary and unpredictable.

I'm not gonna argue this any longer I don't find Phil scary anymore. Its just hard to believe this is the same person who less then just 10 years ago was just a fat dude with no friends. I'm sorry I even said he looked scary, he doesn't look scary at all.

 

[The Dude]

I'm not gonna argue this any longer I don't find Phil scary anymore. Its just hard to believe this is the same person who less then just 10 years ago was just a fat dude with no friends.

Phil is still a fat dude with no friends. It's just now he's a fatter dude with no friends who had his cock and balls mutilated by a hack doctor, and has to sleep in the living room of his own apartment because a drunken troll is mooching off him and kicked him out of the bedroom. The older Phil gets, the shittier his life becomes. Oh, and he's got a wicked case of Male Pattern Baldness going on.

 

[dominatrixman]

Phil is still a fat dude with no friends. It's just now he's a fatter dude with no friends who had his cock and balls mutilated by a hack doctor, and has to sleep in the living room of his own apartment because a drunken troll is mooching off him and kicked him out of the bedroom. The older Phil gets, the shittier his life becomes. Oh, and he's got a wicked case of Male Pattern Baldness going on.

Oh god I wouldn't wish male pattern baldness on anyone. I had to start using minoxidil by 28. Oh well though it seems like he deserves it after all the shit I've read. It's like he wants to be GG Allin but instead of being a cool biker he's just a weak gross unhygienic homeless person with a constant desire to be seen as powerful and scary because he was probably bullied in school. I don't believe in bullying but I'd bully him hard.

 

[The Dude]

Oh god I wouldn't wish male pattern baldness on anyone. I had to start using minoxidil by 28. Oh well though it seems like he deserves it after all the shit I've read. It's like he wants to be GG Allin but instead of being a cool biker he's just a weak gross unhygienic homeless person with a constant desire to be seen as powerful and scary because he was probably bullied in school. I don't believe in bullying but I'd bully him hard.

Phil isn't homeless. He has an apartment paid for by the tax payers. Even when he was "homeless" 95% of the time he was either living in motel rooms or crashing with people who took pity on him...then acted like a total cunt, stole food from them, mooched money from them, and made a mess of their homes. Then he would pitch a fit and threaten suicide when they told him to GTFO.