Article 2/1/15 - Jace posts Operation Wupacalypse Manifesto

[Randall Fragg]

Good to see that Jace seems to be okay. Hopefully he'll stay on his meds and be more lucid.

 

[Sammy]

jace has proven again that no matter how bad and hopeless the circumstances seem, he always weasels out unharmed

Almost every lolcow of good stock has that trait. How many times has Chris put his ass to the burner and come out unscathed?

But back on topic, I dunno if a concussion plus other nonfatal injuries, hospitalization, reintegration into his mother's house (we'll see how that goes), and a probable change of medication could be considered "weaseling out unharmed."

 

[XYZpdq]

That doesn't sound like him.

Yeah this has all sounded different than usual Jace. Different meds from the hospital?

 

[Konstantinos]

How comical is it that even though Jace got administered to a hospital he still has his shades on? He's like an even dumber and less attractive real-life equivalent of Johnny Bravo.

 

[Sammy]

Never seen a muzzle like that before, still, it's an interesting tidbit.

Me either. Its become the most interesting puzzle piece to me.
@The Dude , can you identify this?

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

Almost every lolcow of good stock has that trait. How many times has Chris put his ass to the burner and come out unscathed?

But back on topic, I dunno if a concussion plus other nonfatal injuries, hospitalization, reintegration into his mother's house (we'll see how that goes), and a probable change of medication could be considered "weaseling out unharmed."

well, i meant "unharmed" meaning that he didn't get thrown in jail. not even chris was lucky enough to avoid the slammer

 

[waffle]

Something else I just noticed - I don't want to be an alarmist, but is that an actual rifle on Eli's back? Over his left shoulder.

EDIT: Its probably some kind of pellet gun, but its clearly not an airsoft rifle (at least none I've ever seen).

It's probably an airsoft Thompson

 

[Zvantastika]

This is the singular greatest thing I have ever seen in my life.

Oh yeah, the Go Pro Hero, I'm very familiar with it... what I don't get is why they use that kind of skater helmet if they are supposed to go for a tactical style, I mean, you could easily mount the GoPro on a MICH helmet, I'm amazed they haven't bought one since it's fairly popular and cheap.

Who am I kidding, of course they don't know about the MICH, let alone tactical thingies, so I'll just look and giggle at their antics... nice sword though.

 

[Clown Doll]

Yeah this has all sounded different than usual Jace.

Jace might be breaking character a little bit realizing the gravity of the situation(note, this doesn't mean Jace is a fake, just that he plays up his persona from time to time) or a friend(Kyle/Colby?) is helping him write these posts so he won't appear like a raving madman. But he's capable of coherency too, if you remember Vlog-tember where Jace was very self-aware of his situation, he almost admitted he was not a marine, but held back on that.

 

[Arctic]

Basically, Wu is a modern-day, more embarrassing version of Jack Thompson, if Jack Thompson was a deranged tranny who made $13,192 a month (that’s $158,304 a year)

I always love it when Jace is right on point somewhere between his delusional rants.

For the record: I could fucking care less if you have a vagina or a penis as long as you make cool video games where I can cut giant robots in half with a katana while a guy is screaming “Rules of Nature” in the background.

My sides. XD

 

[MurcDusen]

Regarding "this doesn't sound like Jace":

He just had a car accident, and one he believes to be an actual assasination attempt. I can imagine that that alone would make him a lot more thoughtful and considerate of the whole situation. In addition to that, he's now on his meds again after a long time without them where we got used to his completely crazy side. Compared to his calmer periods, I don't find his writing too unfamiliar. Additionally, he was/is with Kyle, who I'd imagine would at least try to talk some sense into him to prevent him from going into full Stryker mode as well.

Edit: Ninja'd

 

[cluelessly]

The tie he's wearing in the photo at the end there is just amazing in the worst way.

 

[Burned Man]

I must say Jace being able to soldier on after being in a crash that gave him PTSD and still be able to burn Briana is pretty impressive. And once again Kyle proved how chill he is by driving a raving mad bleeding Jace to the hospital and spending time with him there. I'm certainly looking forward to the newest Eli quagmire and hope that he wears that helmet 24/7 so we can see all the highlights.

 

[waffle]

So one of my buds works for Twitter, they don't have any substantial amount of servers in Canada...

 

[Arctic]

What's interesting about Jace and Brianna Wu is that they feed off each other, like lolcow symbiosis. Jace is the type of threatening idiot that Wu has had to make up for so long, and Wu's self-victimising behavior feeds into Jace's delusions.

 

[Zarkon]

How comical is it that even though Jace got administered to a hospital he still has his shades on? He's like an even dumber and less attractive real-life equivalent of Johnny Bravo.

I'm guessing he told the nurses that he's self-conscious about his eye and they let him keep them. Shit, the man is lucid and isn't going nuts. It's something small to keep him happy and healing. Also, it seems that someone is finally giving him the right meds as he's pretty coherent. it's times like this where I realize that maybe he can be a decent part of society....once he gets over the insecurity and everything.

That said, let's see if this maintains. And if he's no longer living with Eli, I wonder how bad the cottage has gotten.

 

[Gothicserpent]

I'm guessing he told the nurses that he's self-conscious about his eye and they let him keep them. Shit, the man is lucid and isn't going nuts. It's something small to keep him happy and healing. Also, it seems that someone is finally giving him the right meds as he's pretty coherent. it's times like this where I realize that maybe he can be a decent part of society....once he gets over the insecurity and everything.

That said, let's see if this maintains. And if he's no longer living with Eli, I wonder how bad the cottage has gotten.

Damn, I had forgotten about the cottage.

 

[slc115]

A coherent Jace in all of this mess kinda reminds me of The Emperor's New Clothes.

 

[buttsbuttsbutts]

That tie & shirt combo has declared jihad on my sides.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

So basically what I'm understanding from all of this is that #GamerGate is a maelstrom of autism that's sucking in all our favourite Internet personalities.


I bet Kengle is the true mastermind behind all this.