Sonichu 2/10/18 - Lesbian Date - With a nod to Christopher Cross. :)

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Ginger Piglet said:
That's not powerlevelling. That's absolute truth. Although the last time I had horse was in Geneva.

Damn you, Chris, now I want to eat horse again.
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I've not found it where I live currently, but at times I would murder for a nice horse steak, it's better than beef and cheaper too, or some nice horse stew

Fuck, I'm making myself hungry.

And to be honest I could sperg for a lot of text about the horsemeat scandal, but basically the only problem was the incorrect labeling and sketchy history of the meat which didn't indicate hormones and shit used, as far as I know nobody cared about the fact that it was horsemeat
 
Nope said:
This is really dumb. It's stupid for Chris to use tesco and even more stupid for idea guy to use it as an obscure reference, there really isn't even a joke in there in any regard.

Also:
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horse meat is fucking delicious
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I wouldn't mind if an ALDI got thrown in at this point.
They love their horse meat too!
 
The American Hedgehog said:
He hasn't talked about it much. He made an remark about liking the show back in 2015 and referenced it recently in the Q&A.
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He also brought a TARDIS blanket to some LGBT event and waved it around during that very unfunny "interview" where the guy wore sunglasses and asked about his taint-piercing and edited the audio and video to be memeliciously "funny".
 
_blank_ said:
I miss the days when Sonichu was about Chris and his imaginary rodent friends fighting cybernetic Target managers and not Chris having pretend dates with imaginary ponies (made into girls to make it less creepy but not really).
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Chris was having pretend dates with less-than-non-fictional people since sub-episodes in the first three volumes.
 
So they missed a festival held in a city he created? How does this happen?

(Yeah, yeah, I know :autism:)
 
Onewittyuser said:
If Chris spent as much time trying to actually improve himself and get a girlfriend as he did drawing himself going on dates with imaginary ones, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually got one.
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It's one of those things where it could theoretically be done easily. He'd have to stop dressing like a 75 year old grandmother, stop talking about shit that no one cares about and practice good hygiene. Having a job, losing 80 lb or so and not living with his mother would help but if he lowered his standards, there's some hambeast white trash who would probably date him despite all that if he changed his attitude/apparel.

But he's Chris, so changing those three things are pretty unlikely
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
It's one of those things where it could theoretically be done easily. He'd have to stop dressing like a 75 year old grandmother, stop talking about shit that no one cares about and practice good hygiene. Having a job, losing 80 lb or so and not living with his mother would help but if he lowered his standards, there's some hambeast white trash who would probably date him despite all that if he changed his attitude/apparel.

But he's Chris, so changing those three things are pretty unlikely
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He also has to drop the Tomgirl BS.
 
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Didn't Vic Viper from the Gradius games kill a lot of her?
 
wow, this is the most horribly unrealistic comic page yet
the gall on chris for what is an outright lie slathered on the page


there is no way chris can walk casually for an hour
 
Trilby said:
The one in Parodius was pretty tough!
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Well then, so there's a moa statue sucking off a dildo. Then again, if a girl Chris was into (like Jessica or doopy) and asked him to cosplay this exact scene I have no doubt Chris would go all out. He'd buy himself a green dildo, paint his face gold/orange/yellow (jaundice, which I'm honestly surprised his liver and kidneys haven't shut down yet with all the stupid shit he puts his body through) and stick the dildo in his mouth. He would believe by doing that, said girl would want to go on a 3rd date with him.
 
Shiversblood said:
Took her a while to get used to walking on two legs?..... CHRIS IS BESTIALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHRIS CHAN IS SUCH A SICK FUCK!!! PERVERTED SICK TWISTED PSYCHOPATH!!! I AM CALLING ANIMAL CONTROL AND HAVING HIM ARRESTED!
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*kicks down door*

GET DOWN SIR/MADAM/GREEN-HAIRED ABOMINATION, THIS IS THE OPINION POLICE
 
I actually kind of like the Tesco thing. It's fucking dumb but it's surreal to see in CWCVille, especially as Chris even bothered to look up the logo! The horse meat scandal just adds another layer to it for me.
 
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