LGBT 2-Oct-2016: FB Walmart Rant - Chris wants to start a revolution ..again

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Chris saying "Please Viral this message." just reminds me of Bill Cosby asking the internet to "meme him" a couple years ago
 
Pepsi-Cola said:
Also, does anybody know how he got banned from Bestbuy? iirc he vandalized store displays at Walmart, but I don't think we've ever heard any stories about Chris at bestbuy.
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Vandalizing copies of Sonic BLARMS.
 
Pepsi-Cola said:
Also, does anybody know how he got banned from Bestbuy? iirc he vandalized store displays at Walmart, but I don't think we've ever heard any stories about Chris at bestbuy.
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From the CWCki:

"On 29 March 2014, a report surfaced on the CWCki Forums saying that earlier that month Chris has been spotted trying to steal merchandise from Best Buy. The next day Chris denied the truthfulness of the report, but Kim confirmed that the attempted shoplifting had indeed occurred."
 
@xenomorph you don't have to add this to the OP but I thought it would be a neat little addition if you added this under the screencap of Chris's rant, just as some context as to why he was banned in the first place:

From the CWCki:
"Chris was banned from the Ruckersville Wal-Mart in September 2013 after vandalising an Xbox One sign to read "HEXbox One" with a permanent marker.[4] Over a year later, an apology letter written to the store was leaked. In it, he says how inconvenient it is for him to have to go to the Target instead, and how he would like to be able to shop there again.

Said apology letter later turned out to be a possible fabrication, as on 3 January 2015 it was leaked that Chris supposedly has caused a scene at Wal-Mart and even had his pepper-spray on hand.[5]"
 
Sorry Chris, but even if anyone cared about your plight they wouldn't do anything about it because blacks and muslims are sharing the top victim hat right now.
 
MormonofID said:
Just because a place bans you for vandalism doesn't mean they're discriminating against groups you're a part of. A lot of retail establishments actually hire people with Autism, so discrimination against people with Autism probably isn't a factor here.
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Just look up People of Walmart and you will see plenty of crossdressing lumberjacks, who look to have developmental delays socializing and shopping. Chris is just mad because very few places can actually tolerate him.
Chandler Cats said:
It was THREE years ago, not "five" and a year later he went full-blown "tranny" (vs. Tomgirl) and "came out" in August of 2014. One of the first things he tried to do was get his new-found allies, the L(he was still 'small g' in those days)BT community of the Human Rights Campaign to go fight his war and ban at the Ruckersville Wal-Mart and it was the first time he dragged up LgBT Discrimination as the reason for his ban (he actually got busted for defacing a "HexBox' display in addition to doodling on "Magic Mike" covers). The HRC gang basically told him to pound sand and said that, looking into it, his act of straight-up vandalism wasn't a screaming hot button cause for them and he hasn't really waved the flag for them that much these days. I'm just thinking that he hoped we've all forgotten this. At couple days later he backed into,the "damned smoker" at El Agave.
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Chris is so gross, this is just another verification that he picked up all this LGBT stuff because its advantageous for his war on everything.

At this point, it would just be so much easier for Chris to just make a list of places he has not been banned from:
Barb's vagina
Cons
His own home
Playing da Pokemon with kids

The story of Chris' life:
Places or people that don't want him around
 
I do hope this turns into a Saga. If Chris won't improve his life, at least some entertainment will suffice.

An initially intentional rhyme this was not, but the craving for content is not merely food for thought.
 
Postal Dude said:
He's trying to Viral this message.

EDIT: He added this in, which was absent in the first one"

"The management was super hard-headed and stubborn, even after a five-minute discussion, including the request of presenting said visual evidence. I have tried very hard to be civil and polite, but these people would not let me get a word in edge-wise. And I did have to eventually counter their verbal abuse with hardest eye contact and louder attack. He, amongst them, has attacked me first, Persecuting unjustly verbally and with physical invasion of my personal space."

So more crying and trying to justify his actions.
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All right, who wrote this?

Was it you, Waterman?
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Just kind of wondered if Chris had been back since. New management might not recognize him.
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He doesn't exactly blend in with the crowd though, y'know. He couldn't even blend in at fucking OmegaCon. I kind of fiugre they must have a picture of him plastered in the backroom with "Kick this Autistic" written over it.

Plus, let's say he does somehow manage to get past the front door. First time a male employee walks over to him and says something as benign as "Finding everything okay?" Chris will spaz out. Hopefully the female employees will recognize all the danger signs and keep a wide berth.

Also new Cwckisms: "hardest eye contact and louder attack." Well, if Chris ever decides on getting a job, maybe he write the translations on those Chinese knock-off toys you find in dollar stores.
 
I wonder if he's going to post one for every store he's been banned from? If so then this is going to be a long and fun day as he dumps info on all the places he's been banned from and why.
 
Frozen Fishsticks said:
Please Viral this message.
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I know he wants people to make his Walmart rant popular for him, you know, because he is lazy as fuck, and is entitled to it due to being a tomgirl. But honestly, when I first read that line, I honestly thought he was asking for someone to give his terabyte computer brain a virus...oh wait, that's what the autism is.
 
I wish we had more photos of Chris pouting. I can imagine him pouting as he wrote this. It just really accentuates the fact that he's a giant 6 year old, but with oestrogel and less hair.
 
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