LGBT 2-Oct-2016: FB Walmart Rant - Chris wants to start a revolution ..again

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The best part is if Chris had two braincells to rub together, he'd realize that Walmart and Bestbuy wouldn't even realize they still have bans against him if he didn't keep drawing attention to himself. He could just waltz right in and do his shopping and the people there would never fucking notice if he could just contain himself for the 30 min required to shop.
 
How do you get banned from Walmart? That's a store of nothing but CWC's. Jesus.

Now if he gets banned from McDonald's and Food Lion, he'll have no choice except starve to death.
 
xenomorph said:
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"Please viral this message."
You forgot to tell us to "Meme It Up," Chris! No wonder your movement isn't working.
 
Postal Dude said:
"The management was super hard-headed and stubborn, even after a five-minute discussion, including the request of presenting said visual evidence. I have tried very hard to be civil and polite, but these people would not let me get a word in edge-wise. And I did have to eventually counter their verbal abuse with hardest eye contact and louder attack. He, amongst them, has attacked me first, Persecuting unjustly verbally and with physical invasion of my personal space."

So more crying and trying to justify his actions.
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The way he capitalized 'He' (and does he actually mean a particular person?) makes it seem as if he is talking about God. 'Hardest eye contact and louder attack' translates as staring vacantly and shrieking.

Mariposa Electrique said:
At this point, it would just be so much easier for Chris to just make a list of places he has not been banned from:
Barb's vagina
Cons
His own home
Playing da Pokemon with kids
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I'm pretty sure he was banned from playing pokemon with kids?
 
I too would like Walmart to un-ban Chris. How is he supposed to get arrested and sent to jail if he can't even enter the building to make a scene ?
 
I want to see this paper Chris wants the WalMart manager to sign.
 
Strelok said:
The best part is if Chris had two braincells to rub together, he'd realize that Walmart and Bestbuy wouldn't even realize they still have bans against him if he didn't keep drawing attention to himself. He could just waltz right in and do his shopping and the people there would never fucking notice if he could just contain himself for the 30 min required to shop.
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Literally all Chris would have to do is not dress like Christine for once, maybe tie his hair back or something, and I doubt any of the staff would recognize him.

But since he seems to basically wear the same ill-fitting top and skirt with toy sunglasses everywhere, I doubt he's even considered it.
 
"Walmart won't read my comments about my ban. I will not be reading any comments about this post."

Not exactly in the same sentence, but I do love when Chris' hypocritical comments are so very close together.
 
Oh lovely, this shit again.
WhatNemesisMeans said:
I too would like Walmart to un-ban Chris. How is he supposed to get arrested and sent to jail if he can't even enter the building to make a scene ?
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Being banned from an establishment didn't stop him from macing that Gamestop employee and getting arrested last time.


sauroo said:
anyone else thinking...

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That's pretty much his entire life, right there.
 
typical hillary supporter tbh

by Hillary supporter I mean morbidly obese, unemployed and almost as stupid as a Trump supporter, who are also morbidly obese and unemployed.
 
I don't have any love for walmart but if they make fatty rage like this I think I can knock them up 2 points on my scale of respect
 
Sho'nuff said:
All he has to do is keep his mouth shut and go back there in 6 months; turn over rates at places like Walmart are higher than Chris's autism.

I highly doubt anyone there even knows who he is.
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That's the irony of it all, by reminding them what happened instead of just going in after 6 years and not saying anything he's actually making sure they remember what they did and furthering his ban.

Lysistrata said:
I wish we had more photos of Chris pouting. I can imagine him pouting as he wrote this. It just really accentuates the fact that he's a giant 6 year old, but with oestrogel and less hair.
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Probably something like this:
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