LGBT 2-Oct-2016: FB Walmart Rant - Chris wants to start a revolution ..again

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Mark Corrigan said:
But wait! There's more! Charlottesville Best Buy also needs to suffer autistic wrath.

Chris basically copied his previous message to avoid overworking himself.

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It's hard to keep up, what did he get banned from best buy for...you know, when your only joy in life is shopping for toys, youd think you would be on your best behavior when your running out of stores you can go to...I know Chris goes to target alot too, any bans from there?
 
So what is this incident about Chris drawing bras on topless men I keep hearing about?
 
raymond said:
So what is this incident about Chris drawing bras on topless men I keep hearing about?
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Magic Mike is a movie about male strippers. The DVD art shows topless men. Male nips set Chris off, so he'd sharpie in bras over the DVD covers in walmart.
 
AnOminous said:
So far as I know, McDonald's is one of the few places he has never been banned from, other than the specific McDonald's inside the Wal-Mart, where he was thrown out for loitering and banned from the Wal-Mart in general after coming back.
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Which Wal-Mart? I don't recall there being a McDonalds in the Ruckersville Wal-Mart. The McDonalds is across the street.
 
Sonic Rainboom said:
Well, according to the gift card history, Chris went there too.

Since Chris got away with going back there before, Chris must have done something stupid recently to get kicked out again.
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Or like Marvin said he thinks hes James Bond of some shit being sneaky and getting in without anyone noticing
 
DragoonSierra said:
Or like Marvin said he thinks hes James Bond of some shit being sneaky and getting in without anyone noticing
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Yeah, like, Chris can get back in and shop at some of these places if he wants to. He's complaining because he's scared of getting caught, and probably also because of the indignity of being forced to sneak around.
 
How does Chris go about not being noticed?! I can't even imagine how he would begin to be inconspicuous.
 
Speaking as a professional :blart: Wal Marts are big stores and usually only have 2 security staff present.

Unfortunately people tend to remember unique things, like a morbidly obese autistic 34 year old wearing mlp glasses and mutter about DANG DIRTY TROLLS. Chris would totally be recognized if he happened to encounter actual security, no doubt Chris has a BOLO. Access control is the main job of private security so yeah, attention is paid to who we need to deny access to.

for those who dont know what a BOLO is its the private security version of a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-points_bulletin
 
Hyperion said:
Speaking as a professional :blart: Wal Marts are big stores and usually only have 2 security staff present.

Unfortunately people tend to remember unique things, like a morbidly obese autistic 34 year old wearing mlp glasses and mutter about DANG DIRTY TROLLS. Chris would totally be recognized if he happened to encounter actual security, no doubt Chris has a BOLO. Access control is the main job of private security so yeah, attention is paid to who we need to deny access to.
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There's a lot of turnover even for private security and not all of them have big black books full of photographs like casinos where they are actually damn serious about keeping the people they've excluded out, especially if it's for things that cost them money. Probably casinos don't have those big black books any more but some kind of photo database. I've read some of the big boys even have facial recognition and license plate recognition in their parking lots.

But retail? They probably have to kick out so many pants-shitting retards over the course of a year that I can't imagine the institutional memory is that long. Chris really stands out, though, especially when he's doing something retarded, so I can easily see him passing below the radar normally, but when he starts tarding out, someone saying "hey it's that guy."
 
AnOminous said:
There's a lot of turnover even for private security and not all of them have big black books full of photographs like casinos where they are actually damn serious about keeping the people they've excluded out, especially if it's for things that cost them money. Probably casinos don't have those big black books any more but some kind of photo database. I've read some of the big boys even have facial recognition and license plate recognition in their parking lots.

But retail? They probably have to kick out so many pants-shitting exceptional individuals over the course of a year that I can't imagine the institutional memory is that long. Chris really stands out, though, especially when he's doing something exceptional, so I can easily see him passing below the radar normally, but when he starts tarding out, someone saying "hey it's that guy."
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I might be able to add something to this. I work for a large nationwide retail company(Not Target or Gamestop, but very similar) and we do have a high turnover of shop staff and security. We also have a big number of customers that we have had to ask to leave, usually for something small(being drunk or just being argumentative). Most of the time after an apology the customer is allowed back, but usually they come back and act like nothing has happened and we have so many customers that we don't really care. BUT, when it comes to a customer that has been reported to the police for violence against staff, or has been involved in some legal issue, we do pay attention to that. Usually we obtain their photo from our CCTV and each store will have a digital archive of their local trouble makers and this is shown to all new retail staff and security. And I dare say that someone like Chris has become very well known in that Gamestop and Chris is very recognisable. I am not sure she could go incognito in a small store like that. Target though, is usually a huge store and Chris could probably shop their with relative ease, as long as the people there were not paying attention to what was going on.
 
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Drawing bras over shirtless males on the Magic Mike DVD covers is so bizarre, even for Chris. Does he always carry a sharpie with him? Or did it trigger him so much he bought a marker or even left the store and came back specifically to do this?

Before anyone goes "well, :autism:" it's so hard to believe even if it triggered him that much he'd resort to vandalism. I mean there is probably always an XBox display of some kind at Wal-Mart or Best Buy, so seeing it every time he's in the store, yeah, he's gotta do something about the damn HexBox! But how can his mind, feeble as it is, not just deal with the fact those DVD's are only going to be displayed a short while? He could, you know, just not fucking look at them?
 
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