LGBT 2-Oct-2016: FB Walmart Rant - Chris wants to start a revolution ..again

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Buck Mullet said:
Drawing bras over shirtless males on the Magic Mike DVD covers is so bizarre, even for Chris. Does he always carry a sharpie with him? Or did it trigger him so much he bought a marker or even left the store and came back specifically to do this?

Before anyone goes "well, :autism:" it's so hard to believe even if it triggered him that much he'd resort to vandalism. I mean there is probably always an XBox display of some kind at Wal-Mart or Best Buy, so seeing it every time he's in the store, yeah, he's gotta do something about the damn HexBox! But how can his mind, feeble as it is, not just deal with the fact those DVD's are only going to be displayed a short while? He could, you know, just not fucking look at them?
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autism, psychosis and even bigger than the previous two, stupidity and his great wall of ego
 
Buck Mullet said:
Drawing bras over shirtless males on the Magic Mike DVD covers is so bizarre, even for Chris. Does he always carry a sharpie with him? Or did it trigger him so much he bought a marker or even left the store and came back specifically to do this?

Before anyone goes "well, :autism:" it's so hard to believe even if it triggered him that much he'd resort to vandalism. I mean there is probably always an XBox display of some kind at Wal-Mart or Best Buy, so seeing it every time he's in the store, yeah, he's gotta do something about the damn HexBox! But how can his mind, feeble as it is, not just deal with the fact those DVD's are only going to be displayed a short while? He could, you know, just not fucking look at them?
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part of me thinks he hates exposed male nipples because he knows deep down that he couldn't do that
part of me also thinks he hates that men can show off their nips thus tempting him to be gay (or he thinks only men show off their chest to show off gayness) and women can't.
chris loathes that his world doesn't allow him to gawk at breasts in public but he's bombarded with DA HOMOS!
 
Manly-Chicken said:
"The Game PLace of Charolettesville has banned me 8 years ago for a minor incident on a bad day.
I have apologized repeatedly but they are bigoted against LGBT people.
**Please viral this message"
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That reminds me... isn't he still banned from Fashion Square Mall as well?

Buck Mullet said:
Drawing bras over shirtless males on the Magic Mike DVD covers is so bizarre, even for Chris.
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Is it any more bizarre than his crusade against the blarms? I think it's par for the course with Chris...
 
ZehnBoat said:
part of me thinks he hates exposed male nipples because he knows deep down that he couldn't do that
part of me also thinks he hates that men can show off their nips thus tempting him to be gay (or he thinks only men show off their chest to show off gayness) and women can't.
chris loathes that his world doesn't allow him to gawk at breasts in public but he's bombarded with DA HOMOS!
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I wonder how he fares at Pride events. There are plenty of male nipples about, if Chris is so paranoid about this, it must be hell for him.
 
Iam said:
I wonder how he fares at Pride events. There are plenty of male nipples about, if Chris is so paranoid about this, it must be hell for him.
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I've never been, but I get the impression that a pride event in Charlottesville would be very muted, compared to something you'd see in a big city. Well, and ultimately it'd be worth it for Chris for the lesbians.
 
ZehnBoat said:
chris just tolerates gay men only because it's LGBT
if it was LBT, chris would tell every homo at a pride event to burn in hell
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Well, the first church of Godbear first sanctioned lesbians when Chris first discovered them and learned to mass debate.
The first book of Christine (first and only son of Godbear) condemns homosetsual souls to an eternity of confinement to Wal-Mart, BestBuy, Fashion Square Mall, and Gamestop, where they will all be forced to wear bras and transition into lesbians.
 
bigshot said:
How does Chris go about not being noticed?! I can't even imagine how he would begin to be inconspicuous.
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I'm imagining a trench coat, a hat, and him "sneaking" around in the most exaggerated way possibly, then genuinely being confused when someone notices him.
 
Marvin said:
I've never been, but I get the impression that a pride event in Charlottesville would be very muted, compared to something you'd see in a big city. Well, and ultimately it'd be worth it for Chris for the lesbians.
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I did a quick google search and you are right, Pride in Charlottesville is quite tame compared to other places.
How would Chris handle a Pride event in the vein of, say, San Francisco? Would he tune out all the naked male nipples for the sake of the lesbians?
 
Iam said:
I did a quick google search and you are right, Pride in Charlottesville is quite tame compared to other places.
How would Chris handle a Pride event in the vein of, say, San Francisco? Would he tune out all the naked male nipples for the sake of the lesbians?
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I'm sure it'd be very stressful, to say the least. It'd probably come down to the nipple rate. Nipples per minute. Exceed a certain threshold and Chris will have a panic attack.

Edit: Heh, oh man, Chris should go to the DC pride festival. It's not quite San Francisco, but it'd be interesting nevertheless. And if Chris manages to not chimp out at the male nudity, he'd probably have a good time.
 
Marvin said:
I'm sure it'd be very stressful, to say the least. It'd probably come down to the nipple rate. Nipples per minute. Exceed a certain threshold and Chris will have a panic attack.

Edit: Heh, oh man, Chris should go to the DC pride festival. It's not quite San Francisco, but it'd be interesting nevertheless. And if Chris manages to not chimp out at the male nudity, he'd probably have a good time.
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Just imagine Chris running into this, taken from San Fran's Parade festival:

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Marvin said:
I'm sure it'd be very stressful, to say the least. It'd probably come down to the nipple rate. Nipples per minute. Exceed a certain threshold and Chris will have a panic attack.

Edit: Heh, oh man, Chris should go to the DC pride festival. It's not quite San Francisco, but it'd be interesting nevertheless. And if Chris manages to not chimp out at the male nudity, he'd probably have a good time.
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What is it about male nudity that bothers him? Homophobia or self-loathing/bad body image?
 
zap2theextreme said:
What is it about male nudity that bothers him? Homophobia or self-loathing/bad body image?
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I don't think it's any more complicated than it being gross. Just on a visceral level, like how little kids find nudity gross. Or how naked old people can be gross.

And then on top of that little kid mindset, he's worked himself up into a tizzy trying to avoid it.

If you surprise Chris with really graphic gay porn, he'll freak out. I'm pretty sure he hyperventilates and cannot calm down for a few minutes. Like a panic attack.
 
Marvin said:
I don't think it's any more complicated than it being gross. Just on a visceral level, like how little kids find nudity gross. Or how naked old people can be gross.

And then on top of that little kid mindset, he's worked himself up into a tizzy trying to avoid it.

If you surprise Chris with really graphic gay porn, he'll freak out. I'm pretty sure he hyperventilates and cannot calm down for a few minutes. Like a panic attack.
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>inb4 weens start sending gay porn videos to chris until their parents ask why there's a $14 charge for "fisting firemen 7" on the credit card bill
 
Marvin said:
I've never been, but I get the impression that a pride event in Charlottesville would be very muted, compared to something you'd see in a big city. Well, and ultimately it'd be worth it for Chris for the lesbians.
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The one in Minneapolis is full of guys who basically have their dicks hanging out. But this is Minneapolis, the city that's gayer than San Francisco.
 
AnOminous said:
There's a lot of turnover even for private security and not all of them have big black books full of photographs like casinos where they are actually damn serious about keeping the people they've excluded out, especially if it's for things that cost them money. Probably casinos don't have those big black books any more but some kind of photo database. I've read some of the big boys even have facial recognition and license plate recognition in their parking lots.

But retail? They probably have to kick out so many pants-shitting exceptional individuals over the course of a year that I can't imagine the institutional memory is that long. Chris really stands out, though, especially when he's doing something exceptional, so I can easily see him passing below the radar normally, but when he starts tarding out, someone saying "hey it's that guy."
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do WalMart, Gamestop, Best Buy. FS Mall, or other stores/mall have facial recognition in their CCTV systems? will anyone at the FS Mall Gamestop remember the incident in five years (if they are even still employed there)?
 
normankrasner said:
do WalMart, Gamestop, Best Buy. FS Mall, or other stores/mall have facial recognition in their CCTV systems? will anyone at the FS Mall Gamestop remember the incident in five years (if they are even still employed there)?
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No, casinos do. Because letting in certain people actually costs them money. There is no reason for random retail establishments to bother.
 
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