LGBT 2-Oct-2016: FB Walmart Rant - Chris wants to start a revolution ..again

[Sir rants alot]

imagine all the china tribbing life in peace

I can imagine Chris trying to rob a corner shop with a nerf gun with his McDonald chip hanging out

 

[Goochole]

If he didn't stink light years away and look like a walking humpback whale, they probably would have forgotten about it by now.

And if he didn't dress like a homeless clown.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

I won't lie, it's truly telling when someone's enough of a dipshit to get himself banned from Walmart.

 

[AnOminous]

I won't lie, it's truly telling when someone's enough of a dipshit to get himself banned from Walmart.

If you've ever seen the People of Wal-Mart picture blog, those are the kind of people who aren't banned from Wal-Mart. Chris is worse than they are.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

If you've ever seen the People of Wal-Mart picture blog, those are the kind of people who aren't banned from Wal-Mart. Chris is worse than they are.

Remember despite appearances most if the weirdos in that blog are just shopping in peace. They aren't vandalizing shit, stealing, or harassing people like Chris has.

Besides, you want to see the real train wrecks, just look up "Wal-Mart Fights"

 

[InTheSidePocket]

If you've ever seen the People of Wal-Mart picture blog, those are the kind of people who aren't banned from Wal-Mart. Chris is worse than they are.

I have. lol

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

I have. lol

if there is one picture I remember vividly from that site, it is the one I call "backboobs lady"

 

[InTheSidePocket]

if there is one picture I remember vividly from that site, it is the one I call "backboobs lady"

Not cool, they might be tumors.

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

Not cool, they might be tumors.

oversized lipomas maybe

 

[InTheSidePocket]

oversized lipomas maybe

Non-cancerous, but not easy on the eyes either.

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

Non-cancerous, but not easy on the eyes either.

agreed there lol

 

[BX 752]

imagine all the china tribbing life in peace

You may say there's 58 genders, but I'm sure there's only 2.

 

[Bustcakes]

The only reason, the only reason he can't just walk in and shop as usual is because he nailed his proclamation to the cathedral door.

Martin Luther is spinning in his grave at the comparison.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Martin Luther is spinning in his grave at the comparison.

Good. Hes deserves it

 

[Napalmxxx2]

He's a spoiled adult child who lives in a big house in the suburbs, has all his creature comforts taken care of, and never has to worry about working a day in his life.

So yes, he's just as oppressed and downtrodden as every other self- righteous cow.

Sounds about right. Still waiting for a "Chris gets banned from Target permanently" post because its gonna be a hell of a post.

 

[General_Butt_Naked]

Hell yeah, a crusade under Chris's leadership. Count me out.