Surgery [20 Feb 19] "Local Kiwi Farms Terrorist" reports "dead tissue inside" stink ditch - kiwifarms absolutely btfo

[I raped a dog 2day]

So does this mean he can finally ride a bike?

Y’know, I’m kinda curious what kind of excuse he’s going to give as to why he doesn’t ride a bicycle. Balls haven’t been as issue for quite a while

 

[Slap47]

He's dead inside.

To think, Children are being forced to go through this as we speak in developed countries with the blessing of the law.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Why the fuck would anyone admit to not cleaning out a festering wound in their body?

Honestly, it's the lack of social awareness caused by weapons-grade autism combined to him actually having nobody to talk with. His day-to-day social interactions are mostly screeching to the void and then checking how kiwis react to it.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Why the fuck would anyone admit to not cleaning out a festering wound in their body?

He can only hold one thought in his head at a time. The thought at this point was “I don’t have to have revision surgery.” So he bounced over to Twitter and triumphantly announced that, not realising that he was admitting that he’s too much of a sped to perform really basic hygiene.

 

[The Dude]

Of course you don't have to get revision surgery Phil. You never got fake vagina surgery in the first place. You're full of shit and hungry for attention from other transgingers who don't even read your Twitter bullshit. You're pathetic.

 

[Ray Streip]

Oh, I bet you were beta'ing a new outfit today: you could even say that you were beta as fuck.

 

[fayspaniel45]

Way to bash kiwi fash, Phil. Letting your gaping wound fester will surely show us that your necrotic flesh hole is a true and honest vagina.

 

[The Dude]

Oh, I bet you were beta'ing a new outfit today: you could even say that you were beta as fuck.

Phil doesn't even rate beta. He's omega: bottom of the barrel. Worthless and chicken-shit. A loser of unrivaled proportions.

 

[Gone_Fission]

So uhm, that new name, doesn't that imply that he is a terrorist for the kiwi farms, as in he would do attacks in the name of the farms?


Also what the fuck does he think the scientific method is?

I assume the "45 ACP your" bit in front of the "local Kiwi Farms terrorist" part refers to shooting us with a handgun chambered in .45 ACP.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Phil, you just admitted - proudly - that you're too lazy and/or stupid to wash the new vagina that you're so very boastful of, to the point where the flesh in there is rotting. All the rambling in the world about politics and cyberterrorists isn't excusing that.

And all he did was go "oh, I'll mention it to Dr Doge next time I see him" - while putting that appointment off by months because antifa dressup was more important to him. Meanwhile Slingblade, his antifa shooting buddies, and every poor bastard forced to be within five metres of him on public transport gets assaulted with the stench of decaying corpses. And he's all over Twitter being smug about it.

We can't compare him to a pig any more. Pigs are way cleaner than that.

 

[The Manglement]

I'm really confused as to why he called us 'truscum'. For those not in the know in retarded troon bullshit, truscum is a derogatory term for somebody who emphasizes the need for gender dysphoria when it comes to identifying as a trans person. Truscum believe the only legitimate trans people are those that hate their dick and want it to be chopped off because it's causing them significant psychological trauma merely existing.

You might be thinking 'That's what ADF is. He is a man who was so triggered by his own dinkle that he got the state to pay a doctor to lop it off', and you're right. A lot of people on KF aren't truscum, either because they don't believe any trans identities are valid, or they don't really care about trans people and just want to laugh at the speds.

 

[Azazel]

He's overweight and has a rotting flesh wound where his dick used to be, caused by his own poor hygiene. Doctor doesn't even wanna attempt revision surgery probably because it's a fucking horror show down there. And yet he's in "alright physical condition".

Yea ok spuds.

Also lmao @ being in high school at 19. I mean we all knew he was one step above being basically retarded but even Chris-Chan graduated on time.

 

[RL325]

Not sure where Dr. Dugi rates on the Surgeries. I am sure he's a good surgeon, OHSU generally has good doctors. But that wasn't why Phil has him as a surgeon. Dr. Dugi is pretty much the only one in the area (Last I heard pretty much anywhere on the West Coast, or at least Oregon/Washington) that will accept the rates that OHP (oregon Obamacare) will offer for the surgery. Which is substantially less than the usual cost of the Surgery. It's like a write off for OHSU, as they are involved in all sorts of charity work, and public outreach, ect. He's also pretty new to the surgery, I forget what his specialty was prior, but a few years ago he got trained to perform it just so OHSU had someone that could actually do it. He's far from the best Surgeon alive. Idk who that is, but he's probably in Thailand. I'm sure in Phil's mind, anything he gets for free is the best standard, a gift from the heavens.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Y’know, I’m kinda curious what kind of excuse he’s going to give as to why he doesn’t ride a bicycle. Balls haven’t been as issue for quite a while

His excuse is that he "forgot" how to ride a bike... despite anyone who has actually learned to ride a bike being able to tell you that it's literally impossible to forget once you learn.

He really is that stupid.

 

[GethN7]

I for one am greatly amused this eunuch is embarrassing himself further with revealing his common sense and educational background are laughable while trying to say all this in the sense it makes him a badass anyway.

 

[Dentontx]

I assume the "45 ACP your" bit in front of the "local Kiwi Farms terrorist" part refers to shooting us with a handgun chambered in .45 ACP.

Phil has never fired .45 ACP. Phil will never fire .45 ACP. Phil could barely handle the recoil from a 9mm weapon.

 

[Positron]

Genital Mills? I thought we are Wacky Deil?

I'm very suspicious about the steroid injection; corticosteriods are never used to "loosen up muscles", and no competent surgeon will inject steroid in the vicinity of dead rotting tissues. Chances are Phil heard some other troon getting steroid injection for other reasons and parrots him.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I'm very suspicious about the steroid injection; corticosteriods are never used to "loosen up muscles", and no competent surgeon will inject steroid in the vicinity of dead rotting tissues.

Not only that, if he never wants to get fucked in this neovagina anyway, why does it matter whether the pelvic floor muscles are "loose"? How big around does he think the nozzle of a Summer's Eve is anyway, like a garden hose? If the hole (exists, and) is as shallow as he wanted it to be, the only access anybody needs is via literal douche (as opposed to the douche they carved it in) or the microcameras he himself mentioned.

 

[remiem]

I wonder if the 'dead skin' is of the same variety of nasty body gunk as what occurs when you have stretched piercings and the thought horrifies me beyond the belief.

 

[RL325]

I wonder if the 'dead skin' is of the same variety of nasty body gunk as what occurs when you have stretched piercings and the thought horrifies me beyond the belief.

It's a bit more than skin, probably. Its cells that die, just sort of sit there and rot. Often when you've got a gnarley wound, there's usually a process of cleaning off the superficial layers where the dead skin his hanging around. It makes it smell gross, increases risk of infection, and they scrub it off to let new cells move in there and rebuild the usual material. This is a comparable example, because essentially Phil has a giant fucking gaping wound that they are trying to train into staying open. Phil just isn't doing it properly.