20 Year Reunion - Does he still care?

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Moon Jelly said:
Whether they're fake or not it's probably still what happened. I've not found evidence of anyone hanging out with him genuinely, and certainly not any normal looking girls.
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Yeah, I'm personally a little fuzzy on if it was fake, if so what parts, and if Chris knows or cares. So it's still relevant to his world, IMO.
 
Super Colon Blow said:
Okay, being serious, I honestly think he is so wrapped up in this dimensional batshittery and his Godly Destiny that he's left thoughts of high school far behind. I mean has anyone seen him post anything high school related in the longest time?
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The last thing I remember seeing is from 2013, when Chris made a half-assed attempt at organizing a fifteen-year reunion. Of course he was too incompetent to properly organize such a thing, and social media had made it so no one cared anyway, and then came the apparent revelation that his gal-pals were only friends with him out of pity and the roof caved in on his fantasy.
 
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Iirc, the last major mention of HS was when he built the Lego Manchester, which did reference his gal-pal revelation. I found it notable for two reasons:

1- It bore no actual resemblance to his high school, leading me to think fantasy had fully replaced reality and

2- it's very uncommon for Chris to let things go. If it's been years since we heard about HS, that's a shift in behavior from someone who hates shifting behavior.
 
Brian Butterfield said:
I know it's from Modnation Racers, but every time I see that picture my first thought is "did he really take a photo of his slow in the mind short bus?"
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He actually did take a picture of his short bus for a school project, and openly said it was full of "nutty slow in the minds" in said project. I can only imagine what the teacher's reaction was.

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Second_Missing_Primarch said:
He actually did take a picture of his short bus for a school project, and openly said it was full of "nutty slow in the minds" in said project. I can only imagine what the teacher's reaction was.

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I always thought that was a douche thing to say, even by Chris standards, and I bet every "slow in the minds" kid who rode on those busses turned out better than he did.

I could see him going to the reunion, sitting at a table by himself with all his toys set up on it, looking around just waiting for everybody to recognize him for the celebrity that he went on to become after graduation.
 
Wasn't his crapped briefs in a twist when the 10 year didn't happen? He was all like, "IT WAS BASICALLY PROMISED TO US". Maybe he gave up when that shit didn't go down.

That being said I'm sure all his former classmates would be excited to see they were going to school with a sexy CPU lady sonichu the whole time. :tomgirl:
 
The crazy thing is if there was a 20-year reunion and if Chris did go, technically, unless his class had a politician or pornstar in there, he'd probably be the biggest "celebrity" out of the whole lot.

Psh, going to college and getting doctoral degrees and raising families and stupid shit. Chris sat at home and played with toys and waddled his way into internet infamy. How many other kids from his class you think have been animated, been on national television, whose presence is known by multi-billion corporations, and have had their lives chronicled by other online personalities?

...kinda makes you realize how fucked up this whole game is, doesn't it?
 
If you want to get technical, Chris is....well known, among select people.

There's a whole forum dedicated to him and young speds and troons clamour for a chunk of the, uh, glory.
 
_blank_ said:
The crazy thing is if there was a 20-year reunion and if Chris did go, technically, unless his class had a politician or pornstar in there, he'd probably be the biggest "celebrity" out of the whole lot.
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Though in fairness, CWC has been a celebrity in the internet for being an absolute lolcow; so if he attends the 20-yr reunion, he will still be mocked at for his dumbass antics such as pepper-spraying a GameStop employee during his Sonic Boom strike, having an imaginary girlfriend in his current age, rage quitting at a Too Many Games con 2018, being banned at The GAMe PLACe in both 2008 and 2011, etc.
 
There's still a part of him that idealizes High School; why else would he still claim the Amnyfest Ring is like the source of his power? Although the fact that he now thinks its the Reality Stone might have something to do with that...
 
You know something, due to the controversy surrounding the troll who posed as the gal pals, one thing was never cleared up.

Was it the actual Tiffany Gowen, Sarah and Kellie Andes who laid the final nail in the coffin, or was that actually @Thetan with those fake Facebook Profiles and making those posts where they discovered the $1,000 Porn Ebay listing and the "For Jackie" video?
 
Nah. He doesn’t care. The Amnyfest ring lost its power some time ago, and he’s too busy chimping out over being blocked on Twitter.

Shame that he doesn’t have any highschool friends. I’d love to see/read about Chris reinacting that one highschool reunion episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
 
_blank_ said:
The crazy thing is if there was a 20-year reunion and if Chris did go, technically, unless his class had a politician or pornstar in there, he'd probably be the biggest "celebrity" out of the whole lot.

Psh, going to college and getting doctoral degrees and raising families and stupid shit. Chris sat at home and played with toys and waddled his way into internet infamy. How many other kids from his class you think have been animated, been on national television, whose presence is known by multi-billion corporations, and have had their lives chronicled by other online personalities?

...kinda makes you realize how fucked up this whole game is, doesn't it?
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The closest person that could match some kind of fame is the one of the galpals’ boyfriend who went on to be a basketball player (In Europe).
 
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