Facebook 2013-11-07 FB: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

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Chrus Chundlur said:
Thetan said:
Varis said:
I found a copy of the contest rules in this blog. There is no age limit, but the Kre-O figurines are going to have his entry disqualified.

As everyone has said, Chris doesn't have a chance. Here are some highlights from the rules to further illustrate that point. (Emphasis added)

The winning models will be judged by the jury upon:
Overall coolness
Inspired design details
Design that people will purchase
A great color scheme
• Buildable using existing LEGO System and LEGO Technic elements
Well thought out functions
The relationship between your age and your design

and

Designs for military vehicles or vehicles featuring weapons will not be eligible for the competition
Designs containing defamatory elements or degrading elements will not be eligible for the competition (Would putting Megan in detention count?)
• Copies of/or design infringements relating to any existing third party property or any other intellectual property right will not be eligible for the competition
Use of any building toy parts not produced by the LEGO Group will result in your design being disqualified
• Entry photos should show your model design only, and should not show recognizable features of any person or any commercial product

Rules dont apply to Chris because he is speshul

Dear Sir/Madam,
LOOK, I do not have the appropriate calm state of mind to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print details, much less memorize them. I have had a LOT of SLANDEROUS TWISTS OF MY OWN WORDS done unto me in the past SOO MUCH, it is HARDEST for me to get a job in a place that does background checks, only to find that cursed E.D. CWCki Page those EVIL TROLLS created against me at the TOP of the list.
I started my OWN Wikipedia page Lego High School of fail to hopefully counter that and better the people's General Understand of the Noble Gentleman I truly am. I SPENT HOURS, recalling MEMORY after MEMORY to type up the HONEST-TO-GOD TRUTH playing with children's construction blocks.
I DO NOT CARE about the erroneous listings or false information listed on other pages; I ONLY WISH TO TELL THE TRUTH AND SPREAD IT ON THE INTERNET.
Plus, I have Vanessa Anne Hudgens as an honest, very close Gal-Pal, and you know very well how powerful she is as a STAR.
I have created a video on YouTube respectfully asking to leave my Wikipedia Lego High School of fail ALONE with MY HONEST TRUTH from MY OWN High-Functioning Autistic Head; my LOYAL FANBASE will be sending you letters.
UNDO YOUR DELETION, PLEASE.

He was pretty damn hung up on the rules when it came to the parappa contest.
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Anchuent Christory said:
He was pretty damn hung up on the rules when it came to the parappa contest.

No, he broke several rules there, too. He was just hung up on the rules as they apply to other people.
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

• Copies of/or design infringements relating to any existing third party property or any other intellectual property right will not be eligible for the competition


Also the Sonichu mini figure could be as other property
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Jackie Chin said:
• Copies of/or design infringements relating to any existing third party property or any other intellectual property right will not be eligible for the competition


Also the Sonichu mini figure could be as other property
Wow. Chris's duck must have grown if he could fuck himself in the ass like that.
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Kamen Rider Black said:
Jackie Chin said:
• Copies of/or design infringements relating to any existing third party property or any other intellectual property right will not be eligible for the competition


Also the Sonichu mini figure could be as other property
Wow. Chris's duck must have grown if he could fuck himself in the ass like that.

Forget about his sex toys, did you?
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Kamen Rider Black said:
Wow. Chris's duck must have grown if he could fuck himself in the ass like that.
So that's why it's bent! D:
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

i'm not gonna lie, the weens are making me giggle:

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Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

RobbieChu wins!
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Jackie Chin said:
• Copies of/or design infringements relating to any existing third party property or any other intellectual property right will not be eligible for the competition


Also the Sonichu mini figure could be as other property

If he sent the video (I'm guessing he did because why else would he post it and ask for support), then he's disqualified cuz he put that "free advertisement" about My Little Pony
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Christ-ian said:
Kamen Rider Black said:
Wow. Chris's duck must have grown if he could fuck himself in the ass like that.
So that's why it's bent! D:

That...explains...EVERYTHING! :shock:
 
Re: FB 11/7/13: Chris wants Lego to notice him.

Pardon me for resurrecting an old thread, but I didn't think this didn't really warrant a new one.

Just out of curiousity, I swung back to the Lego competition and it looks like - shock - Chris didn't win. Apparently they had well over 500 entries... and they didn't even include Chris' at all. Hm, yeah- guess that's why you only use Lego brand bricks, Chrissy.

For those inclined to look at what did win:

http://www.us.lego.com/en-us/city/galle ... er-holiday
 
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