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Christine's as wild as an animal lesbian!
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Autism is a spectrum, I'm sure those autistics are on the high functioning side, where as Chris is on...the high functioning side.
Anything with china is Chris' dream chick.Chris' dream chick:
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His comic-verse incarnation did exactly that. He impregnated himself with his "essence" and somehow gave birth to two autism-free children. And by "gave birth" I mean "layed an egg". Perhaps Chris fantasizes about being a monotreme...Now I'm thinking Chris's actual ultimate fantasy is to asexually reproduce on his own will or fuck himself into pregnancy.
His comic-verse incarnation did exactly that. He impregnated himself with his "essence" and somehow gave birth to two autism-free children. And by "gave birth" I mean "layed an egg". Perhaps Chris fantasizes about being a monotreme...
There's a lot we shouldn't, it makes for bad writing!If only I could forget that comic strip of him doing that... I don't even know what's more disturbing; Magi-Chan using his ability to look at his female reproductive organs or Chris's fantasy. I really hope Chris doesn't explain how his character suddenly developed female organs and hormones from within because not only it would make sense but no one wants to know.
Funny really.Oh and do remember that Chris initially wanted his comic to be children friendly to this day. All so much for the children.
Eh, I doubt it. Not because he has any understanding of what's appropriate to talk to your mother about, but rather because Barb's pretty anti-gay.All I want to know is whether or not he shares all of this riveting information with Barb. Probably. I'm sure at this point she'll entertain any of his dumb shit over a few Big Macs.
Heh, even being boyfriend free isn't necessary.Anything with china is Chris' dream chick.
Excluding darkies.
And must be boyfriend-free.
What a fat idiot... Is he ever going to be disappointed when he finds out that lesbians aren't in to the "ugly growth".
He ruins animals for all of us.I didn't even know bonobo monkeys existed until Chris mentioned them. And mentioned them. And mentioned them. I hate those monkeys now. Now he's not gonna shut up about these lizards and I'll start hating those poor creatures as well.
To be fair, he probably thinks that's what all the Brute Males do, to pass the time between their bar fights and belching contests.Someone link Chris to all those monkeys and apes that like to swordfight with their penises.