LGBT 2015-June-15 Lizardkin?

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That Guy said:
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Oh! That's what Kengle is. An invertebrate...like an amoeba? Makes sense now.

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I love how Chris links the article and says they top bonobo monkeys.... But the article itself has nothing sexual about it and is pretty plain and issues big words I'm not sure Chris understands (considering he didn't even know what prestine was until yesterday).

But now I feel like Chris will go find other lesbian animals and post about them like knowing a lesbian will make you interesting to lesbians.
 
4Macie said:
I love how Chris links the article and says they top bonobo monkeys.... But the article itself has nothing sexual about it and is pretty plain and issues big words I'm not sure Chris understands (considering he didn't even know what prestine was until yesterday).

But now I feel like Chris will go find other lesbian animals and post about them like knowing a lesbian will make you interesting to lesbians.
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But wouldn't other people interpret him as a transsexual lesbian zoophile if all he talks about is lesbian animal sex?
 
Wait until he finds out clownfish change sex when the dominant female dies.

Hmm... I wonder if that's gonna happen with Barb.
No wonder he's been wearing those striped shirts.
 

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Haesindang Park said:
But wouldn't other people interpret him as a transsexual lesbian zoophile if all he talks about is lesbian animal sex?
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Back in the golden age of Chris-Chan trolling, he all but admitted wanting to have sex with his beloved dog Patty. Of course, it would have been STRAIGHT sex, but yeah, bestiality isn't unheard of in the tales of Chris-Chan.
 
I just had a horrible thought, does Chris just google lesbian animals all day like old ladies Google funny cats, I mean I haven't had the chance to read this yet but from the sounds of it it's a mostly scientific article way beyond OPLs level so it's not something he would happen upon without looking for it.
 
4Macie said:
I love how Chris links the article and says they top bonobo monkeys.... But the article itself has nothing sexual about it and is pretty plain and issues big words I'm not sure Chris understands (considering he didn't even know what prestine was until yesterday).

But now I feel like Chris will go find other lesbian animals and post about them like knowing a lesbian will make you interesting to lesbians.
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Endless cycle.
 
4Macie said:
But now I feel like Chris will go find other lesbian animals and post about them like knowing a lesbian will make you interesting to lesbians.
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Aphids are mostly females, though not considered "lesbians".
Still, I wonder if they'd get hit by Chris for their near full independence from males jerks.

Coincidentally, they're also known as plant lice. So I guess the insects and Chris got something in common after all.
 
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