LGBT 2015-June-15 Lizardkin?

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Chris' next original character: Bonoboliz, the lesbian bonobo lizard hybrid.

"Go, Bonoboliz! Go out and trib to the extreme!"
 
LagoonaBlue said:
I actually follow Lizzy the Lezzy on FB (I know a lot of you dislike that page and all) and it did not entirely strike me as the sort of page Chris would follow.

Then again, he's unpredictable.
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I've never heard of Lizzy the Lezzy before this...
 
I know it wouldn't be pretty and I'd feel sorry for the other person involved, but I'd like to hear a "post-game" report from Chris after he actually convinced a lesbian to trib with him. I can't imagine what it would be like.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
I've been scared of lizards since I was like 3. I broke my Game Boy when my mom threw one onto it.
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Damn, your mom sounds like a... I don't want to say bitch, but yeah, she sounds like a bitch.
Gunslinger said:
Basically they're asexual. Like a lot of autistics. And here we go with the bonobos reference again. I really don't get what he's going for here. If he's trying to sound smart to impress women he should read the damn article first.
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IIRC, the lizards reproduce this way because there are no males available. The hatchlings are, essentially, just clones of the mother.

...lesbian incest lizards. :cryblood:
Alec Benson Leary said:
Someone link Chris to all those monkeys and apes that like to swordfight with their penises.
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Bonobos.
 
i was going to say chris might bring up hyenas... but they are the opposite of what chris is looking for
 
As much as I sometimes yearn for some new hilariously bad Sonichu comics, this new update makes me glad Chris only occasionally flaunts his art. Can you imagine if he made some bonono\Lesbian Lizard influenced characters? My kingdom for some brain bleach!
 
Do parrots have lesbian tendencies (edit: at least some do)? If so, and given Chris' tendency to parrot things, I wouldn't be surprised if he latches onto something like that.
Like Chris, parrots are brightly colored, loud, repetitive, crap everywhere, and often act like jerks.
 
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Gensdupays said:
I know it wouldn't be pretty and I'd feel sorry for the other person involved, but I'd like to hear a "post-game" report from Chris after he actually convinced a lesbian to trib with him. I can't imagine what it would be like.
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Only if we get to hear both sides of it: Chris saying how awesome it was and how his partner was really into it, and the other side of how stomach churningly miserable it was, how Chris kept running out of breath and didn't have the strength to keep his body elevated long enough, Chris' utter lack of tenchnique, and finally how Chris wound up begging to "stick it in, just for a little while."
 
Oglooger said:
LESBIAN LIZARD POWERS
ACTIVATE!
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That would explain why his 7 inch cock is now much bigger and no longer crooked. He broke it off and grew a new one, like a salamander.

Yes, go ahead and mark it horrifying, because there is no part of (not so) Pristine Christine that ISN'T horrifying.
 
Gensdupays said:
I know it wouldn't be pretty and I'd feel sorry for the other person involved, but I'd like to hear a "post-game" report from Chris after he actually convinced a lesbian to trib with him. I can't imagine what it would be like.
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Speaking of which, how is Chris planning to engage in tribadism without a clit ? I didn't hear anything about him re-re-piercing his taint, so... Looks to me like the most essential part is missing.
 
Anyone else want Chris to run afoul of some random screechy TERF while he makes all of these feminine soul, pro-lesbian posts?
 
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