2016 HalalWeen Of The Year Election (WINNER: MrCkMongler) - First annual award for excellence in failtrolling.

Who was the biggest failtroll over the past calendar year?

  • mrckmongler

    Votes: 88 31.0%

  • IslamicContent

    Votes: 58 20.4%

  • Dusty Youngs (Phil's Favorite Footlong/Weeping With Pity)

    Votes: 75 26.4%

  • Bertram/Billy of the Hills/Donald and the Immigrants/numerous other socks

    Votes: 7 2.5%

  • MasterDisaster

    Votes: 3 1.1%

  • Wildchild

    Votes: 45 15.8%

  • Chimpburgers

    Votes: 8 2.8%
  • Total voters
    284
  • Poll closed .
Maiden-TieJuan said:
I am inclined to believe he lied. I mean, his story is just..... implausible. He rents an RV, procures enough snackage and drinks to choke a Slaton Sister, and thenow drives for hours to get there...... all to park in the Walmart parking lot (that Chris is banned from) and lay in wait for OPL? Then, he claims he went on their property, took 2 shots "with a flip phone", and then ran away at the first sounds of the beast stirring within the Chris Cave? And the shots weren't even posted by him, but by @Postal Dude, and theye weren't even real, they were old screen caps from two different cows.

@IslamicContent is a lying liar who lies, just saying.
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No one with any seniority around here is calling it fake, so maybe the pics are just recycled.

I did a quick google map search and the guy is literally three hours from Chris, so it's possible he was at the least passing through and thought he was oh-so-clever to howl like a ween for us. He's still a cowardly loser either way.
 
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You know, I genuinely thought wildchilds 'conflict resolution officer' title existed only as a way to bait gullible lol cows into speaking candidly. If it was actually supposed to mean something, that makes it way less funny than I thought it was.

Anyway, I'm sure dusty can swim against the current back to the top of this one. He can migrate to the lead, leaping over the obstacles and spawn a new interest in his failure. Then he can die and start the cycle all over, like a... what was it again?
 
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wenttobermuda said:
CKMongler helped ADF orgasm. And then bragged about it. The choice is clear.
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Short of dressing up as a girl and blowing Chris, then showing him your dick and yelling JULAAAAAY, then posting it to the Farms expecting approval, nobody is going to beat that for fail trolling.
 
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AnOminous said:
@Wildchild was the OP of the thread and at the time, deleting the OP automatically deleted the whole thread. Actually, that still happens, but I'm not sure whether limits have been put on the ability of OPs to delete their own OPs. Anyway, even if they do, they can be undeleted and this happened.
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It actually took Wildchild a while to realise she could delete the thread. She started off deleting other posts of hers in the thread.

Xarpho said:
Reading the original thread in question looks like Clown Doll noticed and let the deletion slide for some reason. Because the thread refers to PMs and hidden forums, I can't tell what exactly defenses and decisions went on, but I still got the impression he had more influence than most people did at the time.
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There was a PM chain. There often is when threads are in the information-gathering stage. Wildchild wasn't in the chain because she had any special power but because she was an information source. Precisely because her attention-whoring tendencies were well known, she wasn't a frequent invitee to PM chains.
 
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Xarpho said:
> Dusty should have won
> If you voted for anyone else, you might have well have voted Dusty
> I'm literally shaking right now
> #halalween2016 #mrckmongler #recount #reeeeeeeeeee
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I voted for Dusty after great thought and consideration. Cockmongler has a lifetime achievement award for being a raging autist who would either try to fight you in chat or offer you an apprenticeship
 
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