2016

Null

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In our long tradition of end-of-year Null effort posting, I'd like to be the first to welcome in 2017. Granted, there's still a few weeks in which I can raped and murdered before it's over, so lets not get too excited until the ball drops and we start popping champagne corks.

Without being too melodramatic, the year 2016 was pretty shit. There's a lot of obvious reasons why but even more behind the scenes. The dominant theme in 2016 was a stark lack of stability. People, things, systems, and support structures you took for granted eroded. Everything at least feels different, and at least a little shittier. It's pretty amazing how almost everyone experienced some sort of change along these lines this year.

Enough of that, lets look at graphs.

We've continued growing, by a lot. A lot a lot. We're up from 15,000 unique sessions to over 25,000. (The dip is from when I had to reinstall the forum and forgot to add Google Analytics).

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On November 10th, we had over 2030 unique accounts active in one day. The most we've ever had. Yesterday, we had 1933. We average 2500 posts per day, up from 1500 this time last year. We broke a new record in posts on a single day: 5142 on November 9th.

According to Cloudflare, we handle over 200,000,000 individual requests in a month.

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This is down from about 250,000,000 a few months ago, but that's because of the new chat mod. Each update poll counts as a request, and the new chat mod issues fewer polling requests because it waits for the first request to finish before making another. The old one would stack requests, which is why I think it was crashing. Actual page loads are way up but server resource requirements are down.


After fucking months of paperwork I have finally found a way to set up a donation system that no one will ever be able to fuck with. I'll be posting that system when it's finished along with an outline with my plans for 2017 in a few days. Get hype.
 
2016 was a shit year mostly, with little blips of lesser poopiness amid the steaming masses that made up most of it.

But us Kiwis prevailed. Many lolz and feels were had as this horse shit year progressed.

Some cows lost their lives, others were jailed. Nudes were strewn about the Internet like rice on a wedding day; cows gained and lost weight as if trading it amongst each other; Null was nearly raped and murdered by a furious Tranny but saved by his explosive bowels and fearless mother. CWC was (theoretically) featured in a Sonic episode, while our dear @Dynastia was banned four thousand times and perpetually rose from the ban hammer ashes like a sweet angel refusing to be held down by death.
Socks of all kinds paraded through our threads, exposed through idiocy and hubris of the original user. Unexpected Halals were revealed (including well respected and liked kiwis), and Phil got a fucking house.

What a goddamn time, my fellow shitposters.
Ride on, kiwis.
 
I'm going to take the opportunity to say it... I've been a member of this forum for almost four years now - and during that time, I must have picked over every damn thread going. And though I hardly ever post, I just want to say, may GodBear bless you @Null, and give you everything - every pickle, every Coke Zero, every stable relationship, every working image board code, every crazed poop-interrupting troon with a knife - everything you've ever dreamed of. I consider this to be by far the strangest, weirdest, most dangerous, disturbing and just plain awesome place on the internet. It's given me so much inspiration for my own creative endeavours, and... Shit. I'm just rambling now, aren't I? :oops:

Semper fi, Kiwis. To an exciting, inspiring (and salt-drenched) 2017! :heart-full:
 
Yes 2016 has been a weird year and completely agree with the lack of stability.

Thanks for keeping everything running as always.

It's ok, fellas. 2017 will fix everything!


lelkek jk fukken skelkijtonz gunna rise from da ground n kill da hippie liberlz w/ ak47s n uzis n shit n Hambambi da gorilla is gonna be leadin da charge
 
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