2016

2016 has been one hell of a party and 2017 looks like it will start of strong. We'll have trump being sworn into office swiftly followed by the triggering of article 50 in Britain and who only know what will happen in between. The far left will fade into obscurity but it won't go down quietly. All the while we will be in the background milking for all they are worth to sustain ourselves over the coming year.

Drink your sweet milk and mine your salt because 2017 will be the most awesome ride yet.
 
I'm glad I joined this forum after lurking during 2015. I would say 2016 was a great year:

  • :julay: an hero'd.
  • Chris being Chris got his taint and an inspired cameo on Sonic Boom.
  • We got amazing salt from both the US election and Brexit.
  • Rev60 came out and the trainwreck was amazing.
  • Maradonia and Passing Thru also came out and it was so bad it was beautiful.
  • The Rapp threads, with Jake's resolve of becoming the cucker now.
  • DSP's fap accident.
  • Vordrak.
  • And probably much more content that I'm missing.
Let's hope for a 2017 filled with more hilarious content from retards.

:semperfidelis:
 
I'm glad I joined this forum after lurking during 2015. I would say 2016 was a great year:

  • :julay: an hero'd.
  • Chris being Chris got his taint and an inspired cameo on Sonic Boom.
  • We got amazing salt from both the US election and Brexit.
  • Rev60 came out and the trainwreck was amazing.
  • Maradonia and Passing Thru also came out and it was so bad it was beautiful.
  • The Rapp threads, with Jake's resolve of becoming the cucker now.
  • DSP's fap accident.
  • Vordrak.
  • And probably much more content that I'm missing.
Let's hope for a 2017 filled with more hilarious content from exceptional individuals.

:semperfidelis:

Was DSP jerking off on camera actually this year? Huh. I thought it was 2015.

Before we start sending the year off, don't forget the stunt CWC pulled at the very tail end of 2014 that surprised everyone.
 
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Now listen here @Jesus, I'm done with your shit. I got baptised, I love my fellow man, I try to do good, so get off my back.

Christ.
 
I wonder what could possibly happen that would make 2017 a more interesting year than 2016, aside from already electing Trump.
 
This has been one wild ride, guys. Makes me wonder how insane 2017 is gonna be...
 
This has been an amazing year that I'm sort of glad is coming to an end, if that makes sense.

On one hand, we've had some of the funniest shit that this site has ever covered and some of the most seminal events in Lolcowery. We had Wu releasing her magnum opus only for it to be barely functional, the Trello and CON Chat log leaks, TLL and Greta, the burgeoning glorious insanity that is Eric Walker, Benjamin Barber, and even multiple Lolcow convergence events brought about by Samuel Collingwood Smith, Chloe Sagal accidentally her Social Media, and the Kiwi Farms being blamed for everything from suicide to head lice, and the church of bleach drinking. We even had Chris be pissed at a Sonic Boom episode that made fun of him - not for making fun of him, but for not having Sonichu in it.

If you're a Lolcow Chronicleer, it's been a busy time to say the fucking least. Blink, and you'll miss shit!

On the other hand, good fucking riddance. 2016 was a year of politics gone retarded, thread after thread being closed for excessive autism and several users losing their fucking minds. It brought us good intentions gone horribly wrong, bad intentions gone terrifyingly right, and penis. Lots and lots of penis.
 
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I thank our dark Lord and master, who sustained us through this year of lunacy. My cup runneth over with tranny blood, the meat of the lolcow is seasoned with the salt of incels, and I am kept warm by the skins of countless furries.


May 2017 be a productive year. The spice milk must flow.
 
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