2017-Apr-11 - Chris exclusive interview

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So I'm watching this, and I'm all "Man, I really wish Chris would just hang around normal people more often. It gives me hope he could have a better life and improve" and then immediately, he said "I shoved it up my a-hole" and my positivity went out the window lmfao.

Yeah there's nothing normal about these idiots. They're just a couple of weens who ambushed Chris and bombarded him with a million unpleasant questions about stuff everyone already knows. They clearly thought they'd secure a spot in Christory and anyone who actually wants that "honor" is a lolcow in his own right.
 
He seems surprisingly confident honestly
I think it's just a lack of self-awareness. Think of all the bizarre things Chris does that he's fine with people knowing about; he just doesn't know any better.
Chris is the gift that keeps giving. His entire online presence could have been prevented if he kept things to himself.
Eh, I doubt that. Chris was doing weird ship publicly for a while before the internet found him.

People uploading videos of weirdos doing weird shit was getting increasingly common around the initial Love Quest era and has only been getting more popular in the modern viral video age. I think it was only a matter of time before a portrait-mode 360p video of him showing disgusted strangers his medallion ended up on Youtube (or twitter, Vine etc).
 
We are not Op. We do not know who Op is.

Good save bro! Now you will never be confused with @holy cow. Never.

You can give all the excuses you want for this video, but the problem is you suck as an interviewer. No amount of time and preparation would have changed anything in this situation. The video could not make anyone who does not know about Chris care about the interview and you did not ask any questions that the initiated did not already know the answer to. So what was the point? Was it to show off? Was it to be an 3p1c tr0ll? If you have ever spent any time here, which clearly you have not, you would have known better than to make the video in the way that you did. You are in way over your head, kiddo.

Your target audience for this video dislikes you. You will gain some views, but otherwise this did not work. Please go back to what you usually do: making wacky, forgettable videos for middle schoolers.
 
Yeah there's nothing normal about these idiots. They're just a couple of weens who ambushed Chris and bombarded him with a million unpleasant questions about stuff everyone already knows. They clearly thought they'd secure a spot in Christory and anyone who actually wants that "honor" is a lolcow in his own right.

Yeah, after seeing the whole thing, these kids are just tryhards. At least we got some embarassment out of Chris though, because he never seems to regret anything he's done in the past.
 
Holy hell, that dress is way too short for a six foot man to wear. I really wish someone would take Chris shopping for something a little more appropriate for his size.

Chris is dressing like a preschool girl in the early to mid 90's. It's not unusual for trans people to dress like teenagers when they first transition, but dressing like an actual child is uhhh... Exceptional. Shit, now I'm thinking of him being on those fashion makeover shows. I would so tune in to that.
 
Interviewer looks like Savannah Knoop (JT LeRoy) in blackface

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Hey guys, we're the guys who recorded the interview. Recently we posted an interview with Chris Chan. This interview was planned very last minute with only 20 minutes to prepare questions so ofc they're shitty, If you guys want to respond with questions for us to ask him we can try to interview him again in a few months.

How many Guy Fawkes masks do you faggots own.
 
lol when I saw this was the OP's first post after registering I figured things would go downhill quickly. Was hoping he would get a little line before getting spooked. Did he ever post his youtube account like he said he would for a mirror?
 
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Honestly the only genuinely new information in this video is that Chris had a 'girlfriend,' around the time he revealed the unclit last year who fell out with him over how he handled the situation. Even that's slim pickings because he could have just meant a gal pal who fell out with him to force him to go to a damn doctor.

Chris actually comes across as relatively reasonable here most of the time and even reacted to the very obvious baiting in the way one probably should, by being firm in making sure the issue was shut down quickly enough without losing all of his cool. It's concerning for OP that he manages to come across as a much bigger lolcow than Chris Chan.

We do know you're the person who did the interview as well OP. We might be a bunch of autists on here but even we can't miss how transparent you are. You're even using the same unfunny humour in reaction to being called out.

You can learn a lot about a person from who they consider to be their friends @spylobster so I hope you still don't interact with these clowns.
 
I dared to watch the entire video. Holy fuck! You can see that stupid Rainbow Dash t-shirt under that dress of his! And this video was made back in October of last year. Does he EVER bathe???

Plus, does Chris actually believe that Cole is just going to abandon his wife, home in NYC, and job just to return to a hillbilly podunk town and be a Helper Monkey for his abusive mother so that his half-brother, who has been such a shit to Cole as to withhold telling Cole the identity of his own father? Just so Chris can have more time to fuck with toys, stalk women at the mall, and run scams online? I don't think Science has yet to create letters large enough to warrant the "NO! FUCK YOU CHRIS!" response such an asinine demand deserves.
 
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