2017-Apr-11 - Chris exclusive interview

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This is sad the interviewer could have had a real chance with Chris to get him to open up in his own words in front of the camera without being lead on for once and squandered it for 5 seconds of internet fame, it's such a wasted opportunity it borders on the very absurd.



Dehumanising, while Chris is certainly his own special brand of odd he's not a performing seal and my guess is with the rapid fire questions and forcing of uncomfortable topics without giving him a chance to recover was to try and elicit a lulzy response from Chris more than anything else.



Yea I noticed that too, Chris for all his faults and for all his obliviousness managed to pick up on a really shitty attempt to get him to do something funny or weird for this guy's audience - If I am right this was at Omega con one of the few places Chris can faff around in fancy dress and carry toys without causing himself to look odd, and the way this guy pretty much ambushed Chris and forced him to become more and more uncomfortable as time went on just goes to show that even Chris was painfully aware this was an attempt at weening...

We arranged an interview with chris via text. This was not at Omega con. He agreed to do the interview in an attempt to promote his figurines.
 
Good save bro! Now you will never be confused with @holy cow. Never.

You can give all the excuses you want for this video, but the problem is you suck as an interviewer. No amount of time and preparation would have changed anything in this situation. The video could not make anyone who does not know about Chris care about the interview and you did not ask any questions that the initiated did not already know the answer to. So what was the point? Was it to show off? Was it to be an 3p1c tr0ll? If you have ever spent any time here, which clearly you have not, you would have known better than to make the video in the way that you did. You are in way over your head, kiddo.

Your target audience for this video dislikes you. You will gain some views, but otherwise this did not work. Please go back to what you usually do: making wacky, forgettable videos for middle schoolers.

Thats why we came here to offer you guys a chance to ask chris a question, we didnt have much time to prepare for the interview so the questions werent quality.
 
Thats why we came here to offer you guys a chance to ask chris a question, we didnt have much time to prepare for the interview so the questions werent quality.

You didnt come to us at all even to approach the old retainers from what i can see, also quality? Dont make me laugh...

Seriously this was a shitty attempt as grabbing a little fame an clicks of the back of OPL's infamy and it was exeptionally poorly exicuted as well, i'd tell you to be embarresed by your efforts but I dont think you would understand why you should be.
 
well..... yea where do i start, i watched the first 30 seconds and decided i had to be drunk to watch the rest, now that im drunk i even skipped most of it so pardon me if my spelling is bad but anyway as far as chris goes, yea that dress is absolutely horrible all right now thats out of the way the interviewer, he seemed like a total and complete asshole, chris may not be the finest example of the human spieces but he is a person after all and has not really done anything (overly) horrible to others and should at least get a small amount of kindness and respect, im really not trying to white knight here but the guy was flat out rude and being polite is not that hard of a task and besides as pointed out nothing really new was gathered so whats the point?
 
You didnt come to us at all even to approach the old retainers from what i can see, also quality? Dont make me laugh...

Seriously this was a shitty attempt as grabbing a little fame an clicks of the back of OPL's infamy and it was exeptionally poorly exicuted as well, i'd tell you to be embarresed by your efforts but I dont think you would understand why you should be.

Right, we realize the interview could have been better so we are coming here to get questions for anything in the future we might do
 
Thats why we came here to offer you guys a chance to ask chris a question, we didnt have much time to prepare for the interview so the questions werent quality.

If you had no material that was worth a shit to ask him, why did you do the interview in the first place? If it's this easy for you to get interviews with him, why not wait until you have interesting material to work with instead of asking him shit from 8 years ago?

This is the kind of weenery that has historically made Chris more and more wary about interacting with other people which results in less content. It wasn't the string of fake girlfriends that made Chris a recluse for several years, it was the 100 unfunny retards that would call and scream "JULLLAYYYY" every single day that did it.
 
I can't do anything more than beeing polite and giving you my help in the research of new content, i was not expecting the spanish inquisition
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Aww feels brah, its cool underneath the surface we got us a new chris interview on video. Whether you are or aren't the interviewer just know that im grateful to see it.

Before this we had two interviews, one at Mcdonalds and one by some some guy from england I assume. The mceedies dude made me chuckle and the other dudes interview I thought was meh, but un the end i was grateful for both interviewers for contributing in some way.

In addition some good questions were asked. I do wish chris was asked about the following tho... maybe next time

A. His newest gal pals/his current social life
B. Does he still resent snyder, megan, slaweel etc
C. How much interaction he gets with weens, trolls, amd alogs on and offline
D. Any recent store bans
E. All things barb like
I. Her health
II. If he's thought about His plans for what to do when she passes
F. His financial plans for the nintendo switch and other stuff
G. If he has any plans to repay Dstecks (actual specific hard hitting questions)
 
still drunk so sorry if this is out of place but this is what i have to say to the people conducting this interview and responding here in the comments
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Don't forget these are the fine fellows who took Chris's phone under the guise of entering their phone numbers in, before deleting his Pokemon Go app and laughing at their epic weenery, under the belief he couldn't just install it again to get back all his pre existing data. That alone is all kinds of dumb.

Aww feels brah, its cool underneath the surface we got us a new chris interview on video. Whether you are or aren't the interviewer just know that im grateful to see it.

Before this we had two interviews, one at Mcdonalds and one by some some guy from england I assume. The mceedies dude made me chuckle and the other dudes interview I thought was meh, but un the end i was grateful for both interviewers for contributing in some way.

I sort of get where you're coming from here. I'm slightly grateful for the new information this supplied but honestly in a twenty minute video they accomplished very little. It could have been so much more, yet instead it mostly involved them high fiving themselves and trying to be funny. Chris might be an asshole but it's just mainly uncomfortable to see him being treated so poorly.

With all that said, both users have now been banned because they just want attention and I don't think it's the best policy to offer an endless supply of it for them. If you want to mock the interviewer I'd recommend making your own thread on him. If discussion in here can't be kept to discussion on what we gained from the video itself (that wasn't anger and annoyance) then I can't see this thread lasting much longer.
 
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