2017 Chris-Chan Prediction Thread - What do you think the new year shall bring (or take away from) our favorite lolcow?

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Count Olaf

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The new year is finally here so it's time to start speculating about what it will bring for the Chandler household.

Will he get better?

Will he get worse?

Will this be the year Barb dies?

Will the Financhu Crisis reach it's long awaited climax?

Will this be the year that Chris decides to wear a wig?

Or will he just shit himself and do nothing?

Lets here it. The floor is yours.
 
Count Olaf said:
The new year is finally here so it's time to start speculating about what it will bring for the Chandler household.

Will he get better?

Will he get worse?

Will this be the year Barb dies?

Will the Financhu Crisis reach it's long awaited climax?

Will this be the year that Chris decides to wear a wig?

Or will he just shit himself and do nothing?

Lets here it. The floor is yours.
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No

No

Probably not

No

No

Yes
 
Here's my prediction:

He's gonna get a part-time job while studying engineering like his father.
He's gonna sell all his toys to pay for the tuition, the rent, the medicine, etc.
He's gonna get a proper, white, non-smoking 18~34 year old girlfriend.
He's gonna start exercising and eating healthy.
He's gonna humble himself and mend with all his past enemies.

I've known Chris for years and read everything about him so I know what i'm talking about.
 
Count Olaf said:
The new year is finally here so it's time to start speculating about what it will bring for the Chandler household.

Will he get better?

Will he get worse?

Will this be the year Barb dies?

Will the Financhu Crisis reach it's long awaited climax?

Will this be the year that Chris decides to wear a wig?

Or will he just shit himself and do nothing?

Lets here it. The floor is yours.
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I thought only @Null did these threads.
I just hope Chris changes his clothes on a regular basis this year, and hopefully, he will get some insight and take some antidepressants.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
I thought only @Null did these threads.
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Oh does he? I just had the desire to make the thread so I did. Guess I ninja'd him this year. (Sorry @Null!) Course if he wants to make another better looking thread I'm sure he'll just close mine and feature his. Which is fine.
 
My predictions:

  • Chris will do something disgusting with his body again and tell someone about it.
  • In an attempt to alleviate their infinite debt they will again attempt to sell some of the hoard for an outrageous price.
  • Barb's health will worsen.
 
Not much will change.

Chris will still be a raging autistic manchild with poor hair, a bad gut and an unhealthy obsession with hoarding junk.

Barb might get worse. We don't know. She's getting on in years.
 
Barb will die and Chris' physical and mental health will plummet to depths not seen since pre-tomgirl. Any and all court cases against Chris won't be resolved 'til after a minimum of three months of continuances. We will finally discover the identity of the magical man.
 
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