2018-04-25 #ThanksAunt

As with most things, DSP is pulling 'facts' out of thin air. Biological inheritance is only a small contributing factor to what causes Gout ( aka his 'acid imbalance' ). He should #ThanksMom&Dad instead, as environmental inheritance is a Large contributing factor. Since neither his mother, father nor grandparents apparently suffer from Gout it is more the eating and drinking habits he has developed that have resulted in his Gout. Seeing as he is under a mistake impression that eating acidic foods and red meat contribute to his ailment, one can surmise that DSP will continue to suffer random attacks of Gout. Acidity of food has nothing to do with this ailment. Purine levels in food and one's inability to properly remove the metabolized uric acid is what can lead to the accumulation of needle shaped uric acid crystals in the joints. DSP is actually better off eating beef ( a moderate purine food of 110-133mg uric acid/ 100g) than chicken ( a high purine food 175 breast/ 100g ) or turkey ( a high purine food 150mg uric acid/ 100g )*
* http://elevatehealthaz.com/wp-content/Purine Table.pdf
 
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The top 3 most disgusting thing dsp did to his close relatives (that we know of):
#1: Made Leanna's medical problems public and talking about it in a disrespectful way.
#2: Calling his parents "fuckin stupid" and till this day, make them pay his costs.
#3: Shitting on recently deceased aunt.

Not sure if I missed something.
 
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PieceofShet said:
The top 3 most disgusting thing dsp did to his close relatives (that we know of):
#1: Made Leanna's medical problems public and talking about it in a disrespectful way.
#2: Calling his parents "fuckin stupid" and till this day, make them pay his costs.
#3: Shitting on recently deceased aunt.

Not sure if I missed something.
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I'm no DSPisstorian yet, & never will be, but yes. I'll say with absolute certainty that your list is incomplete.

And my theory as to why he's shitting on poor old Aunt Ester & not his parents? Easy.

Enough time has now passed to establish that Aunt Ester did not write him into her will. Therefore, fuck her. Braindead detraktur. After all he did for this woman. Collecting slumlord rent from the elderly to occupy that vacant, decaying khando of his.. He never cloaked his pervasive irritation that she wasn't paying him more. The words "only defrays" were thrown out every single time, & always in mid-spergtantrum responses to "troll cheers" about why not sell the gout shack if you're so hard up for $. Other than that I sincerely doubt this woman was ever on his radar until she became a source of incum.

Clearly he was entitled to a designation of her estate & he didn't get it. His sensibilities, ever so delicate, are offended, so now she serves only to fill the plot holes of his feverdream whim-narratives.

She's just the latest in a lifelong string of examples as to why you don't do business w that guy unless you have a taste for gravel & the underside of semi trucks.

Why not actively blame his parents for instead? Bc they're not dead yet, they do have the innanets, & likely in his mind, he has never been a fucker about them, just ahhnest. And seems to also believe he's not already eradicated from their wills.

WHY. DON'T. YOU. LIS. SEN. TO. MEEEE.

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PieceofShet said:
The top 3 most disgusting thing dsp did to his close relatives (that we know of):
#1: Made Leanna's medical problems public and talking about it in a disrespectful way.
#2: Calling his parents "fuckin stupid" and till this day, make them pay his costs.
#3: Shitting on recently deceased aunt.

Not sure if I missed something.
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When he went and woke Leanna who was sick in bed up so she could get started on his dinner. That was pretty disgusting behaviour imo.
 
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Raven'sChild said:
As with most things, DSP is pulling 'facts' out of thin air. Biological inheritance is only a small contributing factor to what causes Gout ( aka his 'acid imbalance' ). He should #ThanksMom&Dad instead, as environmental inheritance is a Large contributing factor. Since neither his mother, father nor grandparents apparently suffer from Gout it is more the eating and drinking habits he has developed that have resulted in his Gout. Seeing as he is under a mistake impression that eating acidic foods and red meat contribute to his ailment, one can surmise that DSP will continue to suffer random attacks of Gout. Acidity of food has nothing to do with this ailment. Purine levels in food and one's inability to properly remove the metabolized uric acid is what can lead to the accumulation of needle shaped uric acid crystals in the joints. DSP is actually better off eating beef ( a moderate purine food of 110-133mg uric acid/ 100g) than chicken ( a high purine food 175 breast/ 100g ) or turkey ( a high purine food 150mg uric acid/ 100g )*
* http://elevatehealthaz.com/wp-content/Purine Table.pdf
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Thank you for your autism, I was going to look this up but you have summed it all up beautifully.

Phil has the same level of medical & scientific knowledge as some basic bitch on FB talking about her goddamned juice cleanse. The ph of your body is very closely controlled so you don't, like, sort of DIE. I swear to god, he thinks vinegar and burgers cause gout. but a 900 calorie chicken burger is healthy.

Every time I hear the word 'healthy' come out of his mouth I die a little more.
 
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Guess if he ever decides to have any kids, they'll know immediately where they possibly got the piece of shit traits from, huh. #ThanksPhil
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They will disown him once they are older. They would stick him straight in a old people's home... if he lives that long with his current lifestyle.

That or he puts his own children up for adoption.
 
is this his fetish? not being able to say the easy and usually obvious answer? having to turn everything into an insult?
this is obviously some bullshit reason made up to explain why he wasn't crying over his dead aunt
instead of just saying "I hardly knew her" or "I never met her" he instead changed it to "SHE GAVE ME DUH GOUT THAT BITCH REST IN PIECES CUNT"
 
PieceofShet said:
The top 3 most disgusting thing dsp did to his close relatives (that we know of):
#1: Made Leanna's medical problems public and talking about it in a disrespectful way.
#2: Calling his parents "fuckin stupid" and till this day, make them pay his costs.
#3: Shitting on recently deceased aunt.

Not sure if I missed something.
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#4: Missing Leana's brothers wedding to play a fucking game lol
 
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it is pretty amazing that nothing EVER is his fault. he has an amazing ability to just come up with the most ludicrous excuses or justifications for his shitty behavior. "my aunt gave me gout"; idk maybe it was just your shitty eating habits. like your aunt didnt force you to eat red meat and fast food all the time.
 
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is this his fetish? not being able to say the easy and usually obvious answer? having to turn everything into an insult?
this is obviously some bullshit reason made up to explain why he wasn't crying over his dead aunt
instead of just saying "I hardly knew her" or "I never met her" he instead changed it to "SHE GAVE ME DUH GOUT THAT BITCH REST IN PIECES CUNT"
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You know, I swear I also remember him intermittently calling her his "great aunt" more than once. Which, lolololol if that's the case he's an even bigger fegit for blaming his fat snorty ass on inherited genes from her.
 
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They will disown him once they are older. They would stick him straight in a old people's home... if he lives that long with his current lifestyle.

That or he puts his own children up for adoption.
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He wouldn't put the kids up for adoption - he'd leverage them on his streams for more paypig bucks. "THINK OF THE KIDS ACK ACK ACK"

Fortunately, because he's so physically...degraded let's say, because he doesn't exercise at all, his diet is horrifying, and his back problems are his literal backbone of why he doesn't get a real job, I can't imagine that (Assuming those are all true given we can not confirm his back is thrown out of whack) he'd be very good at human procreation.
 
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I'm not surprised over this. Phil even blamed his tendency to blame others for things and never accepting responsibility on the fact that his mom was like that and he must have inherited it.
 
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