2018-06-08 - "Pending bad news that I can't talk about right now"

[Mister Peeps]

I'm guessing it will be something related to the CT condo.

It would make sense as it's the other potential money pit that he hasn't tapped every day as a begging point.

 

[harbinger]

I'm guessing it will be something related to the CT condo.

It would make sense as it's the other potential money pit that he hasn't tapped every day as a begging point.

I wonder if it could be the annual surprise sewer bill. I believe that came up about this time last year. If I recall correctly it was only $400.

 

[Aladdin_Insane]

I'm guessing it will be something related to the CT condo.

It would make sense as it's the other potential money pit that he hasn't tapped every day as a begging point.

Well it currently IS missing a roof so it's entirely plausible

 

[Schmeckel]

I don't think it'd be something health related. When has he ever taken the time to go to a doctor? He only spends time shtreeming and spending time with his real-life-soulmaid.

 

[gaarashatan]

I don't think it'd be something health related. When has he ever taken the time to go to a doctor? He only spends time shtreeming and spending time with his real-life-soulmaid.

but his herniated disc dood, its real bad and super real.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Phil creampied into Kat and Philip Frederic Burnell Jr. will be born.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Phil creampied into Kat and Philip Frederic Burnell Jr. will be born.

When Phil does it, it's called a greasepit.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I'm guessing it will be something related to the CT condo.

It would make sense as it's the other potential money pit that he hasn't tapped every day as a begging point.

I though he was permanently living in Seattle?
Correct me if I’m wrong

 

[DiabeticSP]

I hadn't even thought about the fact the CT Condo might be forcing him to front money for roof repairs.

That's my new favorite theory purely because if he has to spend money on the abandoned shack he left in CT he will absolutely lose his fucking mind. So I can't imagine that's what it is because he wouldn't have contained himself this long, but the amount of NUTHIN I COULD DOOO would be off the charts.

Most likely it's quarterly tax time and he's found a way to (at least in his weird DSPverse view of things) fuck himself.

 

[James Smith]

From today's Hate Live:

Looks like this pending bad news is going to be yet another episode of "DSP thinks about baseball while having sex so he can keep his erection up."

 

[neger psykolog]

From today's Hate Live:

Looks like this pending bad news is going to be yet another episode of "DSP thinks about baseball while having sex so he can keep his erection up."

"another big thing I can't give you specifics about"

i.e. don't explain anything and draw it out for months and then end up explaining it all when you say you're not going to explain it and provide specifics that you said you were never going to provide.

This implies he ever gives "specifics" anyway. He's never going to give any dollar amount or anything like that.

 

[Adamska]

From today's Hate Live:

Looks like this pending bad news is going to be yet another episode of "DSP thinks about baseball while having sex so he can keep his erection up."

Desperate to fish for drama on a dead channel. Angry about literally nothing to con his cult out of money. Only a wish for gin and mobile games and has no joy in life.

Keep destroying your own happiness Phil. It's the only thing you're good at.

 

[James Smith]

Well it's not the state taxes. He just claimed he has now paid them all off.

 

[neger psykolog]

Pending bad news is this. The reason its "bad news" is because he just last week received notification of the second federal tax payment being due:
He says he has missed two federal tax payments
50% of his yearly federal taxes

There's going to be late fees/interest

Its all going to be due by April next year (deadline)

Assuming he made less than $91k he pays a rate of 25% which means his 50% of due federal taxes is $11,000

If he makes more than $91k it goes up to 28% so its almost the same amount




wew looks like I might've have jumped the gun on da bad news
he's covering what it is now

says he can't tell us anything specific
says he's not done anything wrong
says its not taxes
says he's been told he's done nothing wrong

"an action that's going to be taken against me"
"I have no control over it"
"I was contacted last week by a party and told something is in action"
"If it does happen it might happen this week and would start affecting me within a few months"

tbh sounds like a lawsuit lol

 

[Jotaro]

wew lad

for someone that leaves the house once a week this guys life is a rollercoaster

typical vague fearmongering to bring in some pitybux

 

[neger psykolog]

BREAKING
"this has nothing to do with babies"

 

[BIgBadWolf]

BREAKING
"this has nothing to do with babies"

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Didn't he slander him?

 

[HeadbuttEnthusiast]

wew looks like I might've have jumped the gun on da bad news
he's covering what it is now

says he can't tell us anything specific
says he's not done anything wrong
says its not taxes
says he's been told he's done nothing wrong

"an action that's going to be taken against me"
"I have no control over it"
"I was contacted last week by a party and told something is in action"
"If it does happen it might happen this week and would start affecting me within a few months"

tbh sounds like a lawsuit lol

I have a feeling that a lot of people are going to speculate that the theory that he used Leanna's info to create an adsense account during the MCN musical chairs saga was true and that this is Leanna coming after his Youtube revenue. It is a possible scenario, but pure speculation at this point.

 

[neger psykolog]

I have a feeling that a lot of people are going to speculate that the theory that he used Leanna's info to create an adsense account during the MCN musical chairs saga was true and that this is Leanna coming after his Youtube revenue. It is a possible scenario, but pure speculation at this point.

That's always been speculation but anyway you can actually sign up for another Adsense account under certain provisions.

Leanna is long gone and I rate it extremely unlikely she has anything to do with this (except a palimony lawsuit which would be a very long shot).

I also searched up his CT condo and the possibility of it being condemned but I don't think that is the case. Or at least there's no documentation of it or anyone bitching online about their homes being condemned from a fire that happened a year ago.

 

[Haramburger]

Five DogeCoins on "TotalBiscuit Copycat Ass-cancer, Stage 1"