2018-08-05 - Anna's Gambit - Anna McLerran's attempt to seize Chris's attention for herself

[RJ MacReady]

Enough to fall into the Napoleon Dynamite "Your mom goes to college." status.

She probably loiters in the remnants of the Pac-Sun to relive the good old days.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Null is the new greedy fireman.

 

[break these cuffs]

playing Dota 2 because that's more fun.

With Chris you only have to wrangle one tard, not four.

 

[Null]

With Chris you only have to wrangle one tard, not four.

with dota 2 i'm the tard

 

[The Captain]

She probably loiters in the remnants of the Pac-Sun to relive the good old days.

That Pac-Sun was in Charlottesville. She lives in Mormonland now.

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

All this crap is so unethical. I don't wanna be rude, but I feel like something deeper is going on.

With Null/Marvin/Captain and co or with Anna? Which part do you believe is unethical?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

With Null/Marvin/Captain and co or with Anna? Which part do you believe is unethical?

All of it; I know that people like Marvin and Null are trying to do good, but it seems like the never-ending control/influence of a poor, retarded man. I don't think Null and Marvin are trying to steer Chris in the wrong direction, but the situation can turn sour with Chris. Just like this last thing with Anna, he was ready to turn on Null and Kiwifarms because Anna got in his ear. It doesn't even take someone's influence, Chris could act up at any time and blame Null or Marvin.

 

[Done]

All of it; I know that people like Marvin and Null are trying to do good, but it seems like the never-ending control/influence of a poor, exceptional man. I don't think Null and Marvin are trying to steer Chris in the wrong direction, but the situation can turn sour with Chris. Just like this last thing with Anna, he was ready to turn on Null and Kiwifarms because Anna got in his ear. It doesn't even take someone's influence, Chris could act up at any time and blame Null or Marvin.

If you're gonna help someone like Chris, then that's a risk you'll simply have to run. Anna was running the same this for years with no problems.

There's no control involved here imo, you are essentially giving Chris an imaginary key to an imaginary jail cell he created for himself so he can be free (he had help decorating said cell, but still).

I'm every path in life, there are people who succeed, and people who hate those who succeed, Anna is one of the latter. She resents the fact that others are proving to be successful at what she's failed at for so long (while actually boasting about it and feeling good about herself for said failures).

Chris is a weak-willed idiot, but he's a weak-willed idiot that knows what he wants, and he's autistically stubborn about it too.

@Null @The Captain @Marvin Prepare yourselves for Anna trying again through Barb/Rocky, that's what I'd do if I was in her shoes.

 

[The Captain]

All of it; I know that people like Marvin and Null are trying to do good, but it seems like the never-ending control/influence of a poor, exceptional man. I don't think Null and Marvin are trying to steer Chris in the wrong direction, but the situation can turn sour with Chris. Just like this last thing with Anna, he was ready to turn on Null and Kiwifarms because Anna got in his ear. It doesn't even take someone's influence, Chris could act up at any time and blame Null or Marvin.

Actually, Chris is free to do as he pleases. Null and I made it very clear to him today that if he no longer wants our help or advice that we're gone. He quickly changed his tune.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Actually, Chris is free to do as he pleases. Null and I made it very clear to him today that if he no longer wants our help or advice that we're gone. He quickly changed his tune.

So any progress on getting his case noticed by the police? Did he speak to his therapist about it?

 

[Null]

Did he speak to his therapist about it?

Yes.

 

[TaterBot]

nuh-uh. If this is to go anywhere, somebody will have to talk to a lawyer/prosecutor with adequate knowledge and power.
Nobody will do that. Not Anna, not Rocky, not a therapist, not the local sheriff, not Chris himself. Nobody.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

nuh-uh. If this is to go anywhere, somebody will have to talk to a lawyer/prosecutor with adequate knowledge and power.
Nobody will do that. Not Anna, not Rocky, not a therapist, not the local sheriff, not Chris himself. Nobody.

Calling it now, @AnOminous will get recruited by Null. "Lolcow & Lolcow LLP" will become more than just a subforum. They protect Chris pro bono.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chris and Negotiation.

I'm reminded of the parable of the Good Samaritan, only in this version the victim expects an apology from the Samaritan on behalf of the priest and Levite who left him for dead.

 

[Wrathcaster]

What irony. Chris has become a white knight for his own (failed) white knights and in turn fails at that when he realizes his benefactors won't bow to his ingrate demands.

He's such a weak-willed pushover that he'll let his faux-white knight make him turn on the only people helping him, but also too much of a pussy to even follow through with that when it might be an inconvenience.

Kudos to the extraordinary patience Null and co are exercising in dealing with this ingrate. Must burn Anna up to know Chris won't do as he's told and considers kiwis to be too valuable an asset to set aside and placate Anna's butthurt.

 

[The Dude]

Anna doesn't give a shit about Chris. The only reason she associates with him is because of the attention she gets from being "part of Christory" and so she can point at him, pat herself on the back and say "See? See what a good person I am? I'm friends with a tard. I'm just so nice and caring and generous! Only good people are friends with tards. Aren't I just the best for being a tard's friend?"

Let's not forget that Anna was one of the first people to be cruel to Chris with her "Tale of the Crazy Pacer" blog mocking Chris for his behavior in the mall and asking her out. And her "Queen of the Trolls" move by attempting to gatekeep content about Chris in an attempt to gain attention for herself. So her motives have never been altruistic or friendly in regards to Chris.

If Chris were more intelligent, capable of self-reflection, and not so desperate for any friendship, good or bad, that he can find, he would realize that Anna has been a token friend at best, and a terrible friend and user at worst. And the geographic difference is no excuse. Anna has done fuck-all for Chris. What did she do for Chris when his house burned down? Where was she during his legal troubles (a side from making a "don't drop the soap" crack)? What has she done for Chris as he's slipped further away from sanity into pseudo-Schizophrenic delusions? What is she doing to get Chris' $6000 back to him or bring the assholes who took advantage of him to justice?

Chris really needs to realize that Anna is not a real friend and only wants to control him for her own narcissistic agenda. She's acting like a spoiled child who goes home to pout because she didn't get to be team captain.

 

[Cuntster]

You shouldn’t take this laying down, you’ve put a lot on the line for Chris and Anna needs to learn that she can’t just barge in and take what’s rightfully yours. Organize a no-holds-barred scragfight behind The GAMe PLACe; whoever manages to strip the other down to bra and panties first is crowned the winner, the other must publically denounce their relationship with Chris in front of The Leonard Bearstein Symphony Orchestra the following day.

If you need any tips on slutfighting there’s lots of Chinese videos on Liveleak that are a great starting point.

I should clarify that I don't play along with the fictional stuff. I've asked everyone who'll listen to not do so, and react only to what is grounded in reality, or change the topic if it's just a story about fantasy. None of the people who are mutual friends of me and Chris entertain the fantasy.

Chris really likes having friends and being popular. He wants a big circle of people who talk to him so he has people at hand all the time. In the year of 2017, Chris was very lonely, which is why Wise's and Boyd's twisted "friendship" was something he went along with.

I would definitely prefer Chris have Anna and other IRL friends stay on his side, but Anna is trying to be a possessive weirdo and her first instinct in seeing me say that she didn't do enough (an objectively true statement as far as I'm concerned) is to try and get Chris to stop talking to everyone but her. That's literally her demand. "Stop talking to people that aren't me."

Chris's online circle of friends is like 20 people. They're usually creative types who are very Social Justice-y who are unconditionally nice to Chris but are, so far, willing to keep talks with Chris public and avoid sycophantically endorsing his fictional comforts. I'm OK with how it's running so far but I'm very, very wary of it becoming something rotten.

Anna is telling Chris to drop this entire cabal. Drop Marvin, drop Captain, drop me, drop all these people he's met in person at BronyCon and who've given him art and plushies and all sorts of cool shit, and confide entirely in her -- a woman who messages him once a month tops and prioritized "studying for finals" over "filing a police report and excising extortionists from Chris's life". Chris shows no inclination in doing that. I didn't even ask Chris to delete those tweet and he never addressed me regarding an apology. I think at this point he wants her to get along or get lost.


And let me say this, before people get any ideas, and preemptively before anything happens: I am happy to help Chris as long as he wants my help. If he ever decides to trust some dipshit and cut me off, I'm not going to be personally affected by it. I'm going to reinvest the time I spend per month helping Chris into masturbating and playing Dota 2 because that's more fun. If you're a "helper" who likes helping people, which is genuinely something I see myself as, one life lesson I can pass along is that you can never, ever help someone who doesn't want to be helped. If that ends up being Chris, that sucks, but that's life.

But until that happens, welcome to ...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Juqm94sUV_E

 

[Snuckening]

Anna and Rocky were too busy doing nothing to help Chris.

lol. So first time in Chris's life that he isn't acting like everyone is obliged to bail him out of his fuck-ups, so now we're doing it on his behalf?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I know he deleted it, and I don't know if I ever talked shit about them here (probably I did), but just in case: NO

As a matter of fact: Fuck them both, specially Anna.

 

[Maxliam]

Anna using Chris to be a virtue-signally attention whore? I am shocked, that's so unlike her

I'd actually have more respect for her if she showed us those Mormon Milkers she apparently has. I mean it's less whorish.

Remember people KF is fake news and enemy of the people

Hell we're our own worst enemies.

I think I can understand where Anna is coming from here, as far as she's concerned you are others are from a lolcow/'troll' community so any friendship, help or gifts you give him are going to be suspect.

No, her motives are bullshit. She started off making fun of Chris because IRL before all this shit kicked off, he was pacing back and forth in the mall where she worked. You can tell by her little blog post that she's always been an attention whore.

If she wants to make Chris only talk to her and to push away others. She better compensate the lack of friends/social interaction with some snoo snoo

How much do you think she'd charge Chris? Only way he gets laid if he hires someone.

This was before Josh Wise. It was during the "relationship" phase.

And she was definitely trolling Chris at that point.

Basically this. She views her "friendship" with Chris as some defining characteristic that makes her special, like it gives her life worth (it doesn't).

She had no problem cracking prison rape jokes at Chris when he was arrested in 2015, and she stood by for a long time during the idea guy shit, mainly because Josh Wise didn't really interfere with her relationship with Chris.

You know what's the biggest contributor to this mess? For the last 10 years, every person in Chris's circle either helped him out for the wrong reasons, or are incredibly incompetent at it:

• Anna and Waterman only stick around for the attention, and they clearly see Chris like a normal person sees a sports car or an expensive watch: As an affirmation that they are good at something (they're not) and their lives don't suck (they do).
• Barb only really puts up with him for the tugboat, you can tell that she's been unsubscribed from Chris's life feed for at least 5 years.
  
• Kengle.. I honestly have no idea what he wants from Chris, but whatever it is, it isn't good for Chris.
• Rocky has more altruistic reasons than most of the above, but she's clearly out of her league and should have sought better help for him.

Barring Null & co, The only person who competently helped Chris out with zero strings attached was Bob, and even that can be debatable at times.

This so much. Essentially Chris learns the "What's in it for me" mentality from those around him. Toxic environment and people will do that to stronger people than him.

Oh, that's going to go well.

"I want you to arrest this guy, because he threatened to torture my imaginary friend, who doesn't actually exist...."

Oh that is soooo asking to get Baker Acted (involuntary committed for psych assessment) but I have a feeling the local cops are very familiar with Chris and he's essentially the town drunk of that dystopian Mayberry.

Anna hates KF. She wants the site shut down. She hates @Null for running KF. As soon as Null joined @Marvin and I in handling the extortion situation, she bounced. At that point she was as useful as a wet diaper anyway - she kept asking us to hold off on moving with the situation until her finals were over so it was inconsequential.

Anna has an ego, however. She watched the Rekieta Law video this morning and flipped when she found out she was (rightfully) being negatively portrayed. Her response was to lash out at Null and I by trying to get into Chris' ear. It sort-of worked for all of five minutes when Chris responded with "Don't insult my BFF!". When we told Chris that if he doesn't want our help we'll be done, it was "I love you guys, I need y'all in my life, please get along." i.e. - business as usual.

You failed again, Anna. Just GTFO.

She could at least show us her tits. It'd at least make her less of an attention whore. The reaction from Chris shows he's pretty much a natural at codepency bordering on BPD.

She probably loiters in the remnants of the Pac-Sun to relive the good old days.

Didn't they go out of business like 90% of the stuff in malls (which themselves are set to be torn down and made into condos the way the trends are going) already have?