2018-6-17 DSP tries it - Half Life 2 playthrough - Letsplayers crimes against humanity

Woyzeck said:
“This isn’t a game that needs 60 (fps)”

I’m sure John Bain is turning in his grave
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Its fucking hilarious how he tries to defend the 30fps cap and says it not "necessary"

His $3000 "Lemon PC" was purchased 10 years after this game was released.
Source engine will run on anything, but not on DSP's computer because he's fucking exceptional.
 
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Hears a voice thing about the airboat...
"TOLD YOU GUYS WE WERE GOING TO GET A BOAT SOON"
 
Been watching for the past 30 minutes then gave up, he is just too boring. Godspeed those that keep concurrent notes on this.

Also RIP my ears after the exaggerated "OWWW"s. I was on a pretty low volume too.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Its fucking hilarious how he tries to defend the 30fps cap and says it not "necessary"

His $3000 "Lemon PC" was purchased 10 years after this game was released.
Source engine will run on anything, but not on DSP's computer because he's fucking exceptional.
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But video games are meant to be played on a love seat covered in cum stains in front of a 4K tv. Not on a Chinese knock off “gamer chair” in front of a pee wee monitor while you chug fanta. Cahman dude!
 
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Real talk:
Why the fuck does he always get half way through a ladder and then reverse direction a few times?

Is he seriously having a challenge with fucking LADDERS?
 
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neger psykolog said:
Real talk:
Why the fuck does he always get half way through a ladder and then reverse direction a few times?

Is he seriously having a challenge with fucking LADDERS?
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My best guess is that it’s a pain with joysticks since the game was obviously designed for keyboard and mouse. Of course, he would never admit that
 
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he walked up to a map
said it was a map
and said what a map does

fucking phil b smartest mens

took 2 seconds to react to danger
also walked into barrels for a few moments before realizing he can sidestep.. then sidesteps into wall
 
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On the airboat he completely missed 3 combine soldiers
"totally fucked them up" as he drives clearly past them
 
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Woyzeck said:
The charm salt is real...
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In those games is possible for a normal player to die in the tutorial fight, now imagine phil trying to do it
And the salt would be glorious when phil discovered the 1 hit kill spells
 
Minor correction:
It is actually on normal difficulty even though a buncha peepul were saying it defaults to easy

Doesn't matter because its console + autoaim and the game come pre-tarded for people like DSP. It has to have nerfed difficulty because its designed for mouse + keyboard so he a controller can't flip direction as quickly as needed.

EDIT:
Second OBS error and he just raged hard about it.
 
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He's been playing for like 2 hours and hasn't used a grenade or the SMG grenade launcher once so far.

Helicopter chases him in his airboat
Doesn't even fucking notice it.

A truck starts launching missiles at his airboat
"Lots of grenades!"
 
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