2018-6-17 DSP tries it - Half Life 2 playthrough - Letsplayers crimes against humanity

79 hp at the start of the helicopter part... depletes all health stations to zero... your fucked Phil...
 
Apparently people in chat are spamming asking what shoes he wears.
He says he doesn't understand it so it must be a detractor meme.

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Asking what shoes someone wears is probably the most enlightened thing I've ever seen someone in DSP's chat ever say. Its even more intelligent than the majority of anything DSP says.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Apparently people in chat are spamming asking what shoes he wears.
He says he doesn't understand it so it must be a detractor meme.

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Asking what shoes someone wears is probably the most enlightened thing I've ever seen someone in DSP's chat ever say. Its even more intelligent than the majority of anything DSP says.
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What a paranoid piece of shit he is...
 
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3rd OBS error

I'm guessing OBS doing the same thing day in day out but still having errors randomly must mean he's using it in some super exceptional way.
 
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3rd OBS error

I'm guessing OBS doing the same thing day in day out but still having errors randomly must mean he's using it in some super exceptional way.
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It normally does that if you dont update it, OBS updates at last once a month, and he probably never updates it.

Edit: also dear god his frame rate... he could have played this on his 3000 dollar toaster and not had this many hiccups...
 
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wait
so you're telling me that this game boy, has been playing bideo games for 10 years on his channel. and never thought. "HMM MAYBE I SHOULD PLAY ONE OF DA MOST POPULAR SHOOTY GAMES OF ALL TIME"

what a shit
 
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So he's in a part of the airboat section where a helicopter shoots you a bunch and hovers around.
He almost never looks up and just runs around.
Completely misses the "charging up" sound from the chopper and just keeps getting shot by it again and again and again.
 
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This is one of the best textbook examples I’ve seen of just how awful is commentary is. Every 30 seconds he runs out of things to say and just obnoxiously sings or does voices. “Mama mia, itsa me, Gordon Freeman!” Wtf does that even mean? Because he went off a ramp? Pure autism.
 
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this is more boring than when he plays hide and pubg.

> something happens
> WOOOOAAAWW look at that ACK ACK
 
I will go to bed (:powerlevel::powerlevel::powerlevel:omfg) cuz Phil is boring as usual. The only thing I will remember is how Phil tried to change the button for "crouch" and gave up on it, because he hasn't realized you can scroll down in the control menu.
 
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the autist of dojima said:
In those games is possible for a normal player to die in the tutorial fight, now imagine phil trying to do it
And the salt would be glorious when phil discovered the 1 hit kill spells
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Dude, DSP couldn't even get through the name input screen in Persona 4 without help from his chat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2wW8DHU2fE&

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This is such a degree of ineptitude that I'm having a hard time wrapping my mind around it.
 
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