2019-03-17 - New Zealand Police: "We would like to preserve any posts and technical data including IP addresses, email addresses etc"

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glass_houses said:
@Null I appreciate how ballsy that was, but you may have miscalculated. New Zealand is indeed small, but it's also a Commonwealth, and Commonwealth countries tend to cooperate with each other. If the NZ coppers decide to come for you, they probably won't be alone.
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They seriously can't do shit to him.
If you know shit about international law they seriously can't do fuck all to him.

Instead of demanding the history maybe they do thier jobs if they need the messages so bad of just reading them themselves? You know thier fucking jobs?
 
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Promestein said:
Jesus christ... You can probably walk across fucking NZ in that time.
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Oh check this out.

https://www.sheriffs.org/content/embracing-technology-decrease-law-enforcement-response-time

The national sheriffs association (btw null my patriotism is intensifying from that response) posted this on February 28 2016.

Here's the best part.

"While calling 911 in an emergency has been around for ages, it can take too long from the time an emergency is reported to the time officers arrive on the scene. The average school shooting lasts 12.5 minutes, while the average police response time is 18 minutes."

Hey NZ Police. You're dogshit. US cops think 18 minutes isn't even good enough. Fucking half your time.

Then this little gem. https://www.creditdonkey.com/average-police-response-time.html

Certain cities are ripe with crime. Here we take a look at some of their response times to help put things into perspective.

  • What are the average police response times in Los Angeles? Los Angeles is a city known for its high crime levels. Luckily, the average police response time in LA is just 5.7 minutes.


  • What are the average police response times in Chicago? Chicago has its fair share of crime, especially gun violence. However, even with everything going on, they managed to keep their response time at just 3.46 minutes for priority calls.


  • What are the average police response times in Detroit? Unfortunately, Detroit always comes in with some of the longest police response times. Topping the charts at 58 minutes, no other city has come even close to this number.


  • What are the average police response times in New York City? New York City, with all its hustle and bustle, has a slightly elevated response time. According to the Bureau of Justice Statistics, New Yorkers wait an average of 9.1 minutes for police after a 9-1-1 call.
Oh and this shit was published a year later. So either they were already this good in those cities or they improved to it.

Here's a clue to improving response times. Stop worrying about the internet and people being offended. Get off your ass and show up to the shooting.
 
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norbo said:
Oh check this out.

https://www.sheriffs.org/content/embracing-technology-decrease-law-enforcement-response-time

The national sheriffs association (btw null my patriotism is intensifying from that response) posted this on February 28 2016.

Here's the best part.

"While calling 911 in an emergency has been around for ages, it can take too long from the time an emergency is reported to the time officers arrive on the scene. The average school shooting lasts 12.5 minutes, while the average police response time is 18 minutes."

Hey NZ Police. You're dogshit. US cops think 18 minutes isn't even good enough. Fucking half your time.

Then this little gem. https://www.creditdonkey.com/average-police-response-time.html

Certain cities are ripe with crime. Here we take a look at some of their response times to help put things into perspective.

  • What are the average police response times in Los Angeles? Los Angeles is a city known for its high crime levels. Luckily, the average police response time in LA is just 5.7 minutes.


  • What are the average police response times in Chicago? Chicago has its fair share of crime, especially gun violence. However, even with everything going on, they managed to keep their response time at just 3.46 minutes for priority calls.


  • What are the average police response times in Detroit? Unfortunately, Detroit always comes in with some of the longest police response times. Topping the charts at 58 minutes, no other city has come even close to this number.


  • What are the average police response times in New York City? New York City, with all its hustle and bustle, has a slightly elevated response time. According to the Bureau of Justice Statistics, New Yorkers wait an average of 9.1 minutes for police after a 9-1-1 call.
Oh and this shit was published a year later. So either they were already this good in those cities or they improved to it.
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>When even America's worst is leagues above NZ.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
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MakeItRain said:
It's so fucking wild to me that a website that is the TMZ of laughing at exceptional individuals on the internet has become a bastion of free speech and anti-censorship for people from all kinds of backgrounds and belief systems but here we are.
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Well, we need to understand that the Internet of old is very different to the monster we're dealing with right now. The exchange of any and every kind of information has become the norm between all humans, all around the world. For most people who're into it, it's simply wonderful but for some (and I mean the ones holding the power) it's the fucking apocalypse. They see how individuals from very distant places and different backgrounds exchange ideas and they freak out when thinking how fragile their whole system really is against someone rallying the same people they think they control.

They fear others find a speck of sense on the shooter's actions. Better not to expose them to it because educating the masses is also dangerous. It's like choosing bubble prisons instead of vaccines.

The simple act of holding a forum where a very diverse group share their unique points of view on some stupid asshole doing stupid crap is now viewed as a crime against the individual right of doing stupid crap without holding any responsibilities. The fact that we don't fear being slandered or persecuted because of our ideas is subversive in nature to their eyes. Doxxing is viewed by many as a crime when it's just the act of pointing out who did what and the information machine is so monstrously huge and vast that just a name and address can ruin someone's life because said life is built on top of the machine itself. It's obscene.

They want to put the video of the masacre on the same level of a pedo video because it's convenient. It sets a precedence. Censoring the next one is gonna be easier if they succeed and before you know it, you'll end up watching only what they want, when they want.
 
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Promestein said:
>When even America's worst is leagues above NZ.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Detroit is the worst on the list. It's a fucking ghost city. An empty city that has basically nobody there anyway has the worst response times. Imagine my shock. Last time a co-worker went there he said he might even move there if he can get a job because rush hour doesn't actually exist. There's like 10 cars on the highway at 6pm
 
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norbo said:
Detroit is the worst on the list. It's a fucking ghost city. An empty city that has basically nobody there anyway has the worst response times. Imagine my shock. Last time a co-worker went there he said he might even move there if he can get a job because rush hour doesn't actually exist. There's like 10 cars on the highway at 6pm
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To be fair, Detroit is part of the US in name only. Its more similar to South Africa than anything.
 
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What fucking exceptional ninny puts this shit in the footer of an e-mail? "Oh hey if you're weren't supposed to get this, pls don't read it okay?"

NZ must be housing some prime vegetables.
 
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Clop said:
What fucking exceptional ninny puts this shit in the footer of an e-mail? "Oh hey if you're weren't supposed to get this, pls don't read it okay?"

NZ must be housing some prime vegetables.
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That'll be a footer that was undoubtedly added by the IT team using the messaging system to insert it at the server level. I've done the same for my users in the past. It's a stupid thing that originally comes from legal. Even in America, where nobody would listen to that even if you wanted them to.
 
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Oh boy, how bigbrained. Now everyone living under the rock will see the video. Are we sure NZ police isn't run by abos? They literally giving this guy everything he wanted.
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