2019-04-10 DSP Got Married - Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.

[Equinox_]

As far as DSP goes, she must really like him if she's walking down the aisle with someone who's struggling to make ends meet as a let's player. Either that or he told her he's a famous e celeb who's raking in cash like PewDiePie and she believed him.

At this point, I'm going to full on believe that he's fine financially. Sure he's not living large but he's paying bills and taxes with a little extra. All these "Financial crisis/tax crisis" stuff has just been to pay for Kat to move in, to buy stuff for Kat, and to get married to Kat.

There's a reason he was fine with spending a lot of E7 money, probably on her dress and ring, because there is nothing he's fretting on financially it's just scam after scam.

Idk why I'm so mad at the internet over the fact that all these tax crisis has been to pay for this, essentially.

 

[KangarooPissSpray]

Man I hope he filmed footage of the super awkward kiss. Well to show us Kiwi's aren't all bad congratulations Phil I see absolutely nothing wrong with this...

Side note: What is it about WrestleMania that puts Phil in a wedding mood? He propsed to Leanna soon after Wrestlemania that year and marries Kat right after this year. Just an observation.

Homoeroticism really wakes Dave up.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Side note: What is it about WrestleMania that puts Phil in a wedding mood? He propsed to Leanna soon after Wrestlemania that year and marries Kat right after this year. Just an observation.

I imagine if anything it has more to do with the time of the year. Spring is just an energetic and more happy time.

 

[millais]

Wow, he finally got to the final stage of the Full-Time Serious-Adult Girlfriend Redemption Run

 

[Jotaro]

Wow so Kat didn’t have anyone at her own wedding. Not even her work friends.

And she only ever met her mother and father in law 3 days before the wedding. Wow

Since they already went to the mall and the pizza place, is their honeymoon going to be at the zoo then?

c'mon, DSP wouldn't do that for his honeymoon. He'll pull out all the stops and take her to the local Arcade instead.

 

[ThatGayElfFromDragonAge]

But what bugged mechanics will he blame the divorce on? Bugged priest mechanics?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Idk why I'm so mad at the internet over the fact that all these tax crisis has been to pay for this, essentially.

I think it's the fact we are getting gas lighted by him this whole time while he's lying through his teeth, to both fans and viewers alike. We know him so well that you give him the slight benefit of the doubt and he ends up fucking that up and we're back to square one. He's legit scamming at this point.

 

[Autistsforuganda2]

Wow so Kat didn’t have anyone at her own wedding. Not even her work friends.

And she only ever met her mother and father in law 3 days before the wedding. Wow

Since they already went to the mall and the pizza place, is their honeymoon going to be at the zoo then?

At this point, i even wonder if he was in Conneticut at all.

 

[Freshtodeath]

imagine being a paypig and donating cause you thought DSP was gonna lose his house but really he married a thot.

 

[Canadian Tire]

What a desperate ratings ploy by the producers, they really jumped the shark with this one! I have a feeling that the actress for Leanna quit last year, and now they're just rehashing the previous plot for Khet. Really disappointed

 

[SinbadFromHouseguest]

He really showed Leanna eh? That'll teach her.

 

[Noob-Noob]

K so his 'tax fund' marathon and 'Birthday marathon that wasn't even on his birthday' were just ruses to pay for his trip and marriage. Apparently just wants to invalidate his ongoing TAX CRISIS arc even further.

So he created this whole "Sick parents" lie so he can get married?

Well at least we know what the tax crisis was this time around. Pay pigs just paid for their future honeymoon.

And last time was to move her in with him. He's 2 for 2 on tricking his fans with a tax crisis now.

I admire the complete lack of shame Phil has to blatantly fuck over his fans, and he'll keep getting away with it!

I never said the recent fundraisers were for my tax situation, guys! You just assumed that!

You should be happy that your donations and tips paid for my honeymoon! You want me to be happy so I continue to provide you with free, quality content, right? Well then shut the fuck up about me getting married! I earned this, I worked my ass off! So what if you helped pay for it?

I'm only streaming 3 days a week now because Kat wants me to spend more time with her now that we're married, so you guys are gonna have to step up the tips and subs, otherwise we'll lose the house!

You guys should go read the comments under Phil's "announcement" tweet. His entire echo chamber choir screaming in jubilation over their master's giant, blatant fucking lie. They could care less about where there money actually went.

Congrats to him, and Kat, on parting complete drooling morons from their money. Truly, living the American dream.

GG PlanetJeff. G fucking G.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOink]

And suddenly the lies all come together, the shows writing has definitely improved, we go all season being fed misdirections and carrots only for it all to come back around.

Now we know why he randomly acted like his parents were dying and he had to see them, only to quickly change the story to he has to seem them one last time while their still healthy. He talked to his parents about marrying kat and they strong armed him into taking a vacation/honeymoon on the east coast so they could be apart of their son’s special day. He probably would’ve kept the dying parents story going the whole time except people weren’t really digging it.

Makes sense why he was so casually begging for a large sum of money as well, he clearly just wanted some big baller shot caller money for him and kat to celebrate with.

All I can say is good luck, I really don’t get this lady, she must be desperate. Just look at dark in that photo, he’s got a face only a mother could love, and an even uglier personality. They haven’t even known each other two years, it’s just so weird. You hitch your horse(lol) to a guy who basically only makes his good money from the random generosity of whales.

Rest of the series is gonna be great though, now when this ship sinks there’s gonna be someone besides the captain going down with it.

And one final shout out to the fans who won’t put any of this together and are going to give him more money next year for these phantom taxes

 

[Salubrious]

The most amazing part of DSP's first stream back is that he'll probably spend more time explaining how he had to keep everything a secret from trolls and that trolls are falsely accusing him of using the tax funds for the wedding than he'll actually talk about the wedding or Kat.

What are we putting the over/under on the number of lean-in manual-bans during that stream? 20?

Edit: How much time do you think DSP will spend banning "detractors" on social media tonight? His actual wedding night?

 

[PieceofShet]

I just dont see how can i normal person support him after all this. YOU MUST BE REALLY REALLY STUPID IF AFTER THIS YOU BELIEVE A WORD HE SAYS!

Marrying a cheater golddiger after begging for money for tax for months, lying for months... I see no way this gonna end badly

 

[bearsintrees]

His hairline and goatee have entirely given up, the jumbo zit on his forehead, and the dead eyes.

And she looks 40 with the makeup of a blind 14 year old. And the dead eyes.

 

[BallBuster]

This is a step in the right direction for my theory on her leaving him in 6 months and taking everything because of how much money he makes. No way she signed a prenup.

 

[ZehnBoat]

..."OUR and my family..." Tinfoil hat time: D$P knocked her up?

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KHET? WHY IS THE BABY BLACK?

oh god, what if kat is seeing someone else, is knocked up, and decided to fuck up phil big time
phil does have a nice place, a nice car, and stuff to sell
might as well grab half of it, and force pig to pay for 18 years

 

[Coin Ops]

Well I'm not sure how to express this sentiment so let me just barf out some words. There's a lot about this guy I dislike and disagree with. I've also had a bit to drink and think we got one shot at this life. And the older I get the more I realize how invaluable happiness is, especially when it's tied with another person. I'm not talking about pre-determined soulmate kinda stuff, I'm just talking about being able to eek a little bit of joy out of this existence by spending it with someone you care about.

Cheers!

 

[Fougaro]

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His hairline and goatee have entirely given up, the jumbo zit on his forehead, and the dead eyes.

And she looks 40 with the makeup of a blind 14 year old. And the dead eyes.

Together they look like Superblindman's wife separated like a zygote into two people.

A union truly blessed by the Lord.