2019-04-10 DSP Got Married - Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.

[DoubleBored]

I know its been said a few times before, but this is literally the most pathetic marriage/honeymoon of all time.

He couldn't even drive an extra ten minutes to take her to a nicer mall.

He doesnt have the money dood...

Also... this is just autistic theory, but maybe, the photos arent from the day that they were published, and he may had a "legit" honeymoon and little trip on said day, thats why he was stalking twitter on the day the photo surfaced.

 

[Normal_Guy]

Fucking meme.

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Can't marry Kat while in CT. It's impossible given his financial situation.

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Leanna's ring has been found:
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Kat's has not. It is important that you find this information so we can identify who DSP loved more.

America is such amazing place where anyone can find love, I hope one day I can myself a cute tomboy.

 

[LeeSydePanda]

Obligatory face swap.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

If he gets suspended he will have a nice honeymoon and play the victim when he's back, talking about how a big bad company is picking on him.

He won't be just suspended, he has already been suspended twice, the third time will be the end. Of course he can stream on YT (or not, I'm not sure, since his channel has been demonetized) or go full "dood, Dlive is the future, fuck Twitch, but that's not gonna save him.

 

[Shick]

The princess claims she's finally had enough and that this "little stunt" was part of why.

edit: Posted two more screencaps in the general discussion thread since they aren't really relevant here, just princess replying to a couple people.

 

[Julias_Seizure]

I love how even when making a wedding announcement he cant help but spend far more time talking shit about his detractors than the actual wedding. The chimp out hes going to have when he innevitably gets divorced is going to be priceless. "What i have to give her half my money?! Cmon dude there was nothing i could do snort bugged divorce mechanics"

 

[werek89]

DSP fans are imbeciles

www.youtube.com

 

[TheGoutinator]

No time for honeymoon, have to catch up on wrasslin.

Phil’s Instagram photo: “First night home as a married man. Life is good!”

491 Likes, 750 Comments - Phil (@theycallmedsp) on Instagram: “First night home as a married man. Life is good!”

www.instagram.com

 

[YourUnclesDad]

Here's a good idea of what the baby will look like

Imagine this pops out her snatch. Beard and all.

 

[boxybum]

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The princess claims she's finally had enough and that this "little stunt" was part of why.

edit: Posted two more screencaps in the general discussion thread since they aren't really relevant here, just princess replying to a couple people.

Too late, already gave him too much money. He got more than his worth out of you. Still a cuck Swagginz.

 

[Ikas_Ando]

You should exterminated for this post.

More seriously I beleive That Dave legit borrowed his parents wedding clothes. Further more he may have actually gotten her pregnant. Imagine. A legit man-horse-pig, unrelated to man-bear-pig.

Lol, I’ll do you one better, I’m betting you a Twitch sub that Phillip gave Lady Katherine a gift basket of artisan, hand crafted soaps he had stuffed in the garage, from a world renowned soapologist who owns a Fortune 500 company on Etsy. The... something currant...?

I’m doubting the whole Phillip knocked up Kat though, if anyone, the real father would be my favorite Alpha Chad Dude-Bro from 24 hour Fitness, “The Jim”.

Fuck!!....I bet she missed her period and panicked and then whispered ‘tax break’ and ‘marriage’ before letting the gout beast roll on top of her for a DSP tries it!

It makes sense.

 

[Drip Feed]

Just when i thought DSP got boring, the bride of Goutenstein emerges!

 

[HansGruber]

Well, nothing shouts "poor" like getting hitched in your mom's crusty living room in a $40 suit and communion dress. Congratulations to the happy couple. Mazel Tov

 

[NotreallyPutin]

whispered ‘tax break’ and ‘marriage’

Would it be whispered or whinnied?

I can't wait for the next stream with them together showing off their rings and justifying the marriage.

 

[HansGruber]

I have to put this out there now since it's weighing on my mind; if they do end up having a baby, leave the kid out of this garbage. It is not his/her fault they are genetically tied forever to mutants. It is easy to talk about the child like it is some kind of hell spawn forged by Lucifer to carry the world into oblivion, but it is just a kid who had no say. I believe Kiwis are for the most part above this so it's likely preaching to the choir. I just foresee the onslaught of attacks on a little kid on social media and no one defending them and it makes me very uncomfortable.

As hilariously sad as a dead beat dad arc would be, it is still tragic as fuck.

 

[TyrasGuard]

I have to put this out there now since it's weighing on my mind; if they do end up having a baby, leave the kid out of this garbage. It is not his/her fault they are genetically tied forever to mutants. It is easy to talk about the child like it is some kind of hell spawn forged by Lucifer to carry the world into oblivion, but it is just a kid who had no say. I believe Kiwis are for the most part above this so it's likely preaching to the choir. I just foresee the onslaught of attacks on a little kid on social media and no one defending them and it makes me very uncomfortable.

As hilariously sad as a dead beat dad arc would be, it is still tragic as fuck.

You damn well know that DSP is going to use him as a "get out of jail for free" card. I mean, at this point he has used the "dying parents" excuse, what is stopping him from doing the same with his hellspawn?

 

[Salubrious]

Well, nothing shouts "poor" like getting hitched in your mom's crusty living room in a $40 suit and communion dress. Congratulations to the happy couple. Mazel Tov

That going to be one of the best parts of Sunday's stream: DSP arguing that the detractors are a bunch of idiots who assumed that he went back to the cahndo when the explicitly said he wasn't going to and that he got married in his parent's home and his parents have the same set of blinds. Fucking idiots man.

 

[Pargon]

leave the kid out of this garbage.

I agree wholeheartedly in spirit but provided Kat is not a complete sociopath (and potential goldigger/likely homewrecker behavior aside I think we've seen evidence that she isn't) any child of DSP is not going to be in the picture for long. If Kat has an ounce of humanity she'll be out the door and long gone well before the kid is walking and short of the constant whining about child support that'll be the last we heard of them. I know we speculate a lot about this guy's life but I think it's a safe consensus that he'd be a rubbish father and not to be would require a near-total 180 on every aspect of his life which is hard for anyone to do, let alone Phil. Any mother would need to be genuinely cruel to keep their kid around that.

All this to say that if Phil manages to fuck up royally and reproduce, his child won't be in the picture long enough for some retard to target.

 

[HansGruber]

You damn well know that DSP is going to use him as a "get out of jail for free" card. I mean, at this point he has used the "dying parents" excuse, what is stopping him from doing the same with his hellspawn?

Phil is a despicable turd. All I'm saying is it would suck if people ganged up on the kid just because it was DSP's

 

[Spiderfall]

Obligatory face swap.

It's an improvement.