The speech-to-text transcript vexed me, so I wrote my own.
"Jooooooosh. Isn't that a cute little girlyboy millennial name? Ooh! Yo, Jooooosh. Huh? And - and - and - you were saddled with it, by the idiot single parent who was on welfare. And so now, because you're still living in Mommy's little fuckin', uh, uh, sinister, uh, basement, you have nothing else to do but write trash about people whose agenda - ha - really, you don't agree with, because it makes you get up off your ass, and work, and be a little more creative, and be a little more diligent, and, uh, just kind of, you know, you know, ride, uh, ride the American way, but you wanna ride Mommy's little tit just by sucking on it because you don't have the gumption or whatever it takes to get out there and be a man. So you just wanna continue being a little girly boy. Isn't that nice? And so you write shit about everybody that you don't agree with, and you take it from the words of all these other, uh, disenchanted little pissants, and, uh, it must be a miserable existence. Well, I have a solution for you little, uh, pissant, uh, girly boy Josh. You're going to Steve Horner Books dot com and you read (cunt?). Huh? Put some fuckin' little cunt in your life because that'll help you be -- well, I don't think you'll ever reach the, uh, the, uh, caliber of being a man, but it might strengthen your backbone a little bit. Okay, girly boy? Get some cunt in your life there. Dipshit. (spitting sound)"
