2020-01-03 - Steve Horner: "I have a gift for you"

[HollaGemini]

I cannot WAIT to hear more from the "Answer Man".
"Answer Man", I like it.

 

[cans.wav]

This guy is s glutton for punishment

 

[AprilRains]

He wants Null's D.

 

[HumanHive]

"Pweeze notice me nuwull senpai and fuck me hard with your kawaii kiwi farmers"

The only answer to this question is no.

 

[MCLOS Horthy]

He certainly seems to think about little boys being faggots and getting assfucked a lot.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

"Hey I left you an abusive voicemail last week and now I'm getting abusive calls so I'm gonna abuse you some more until you tell your people to stop abusing me!"

 

[Looney Troons]

This is quality. Old people off their meds are hilarious.

 

[Table Country]

I don't even know what he's mad about. Who's Knox?

 

[️ronic]

"I am not a stupid man."

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

Ohhh yeah this is going to end well for him Lmfao. Calling it now he is a repressed fag

 

[now watch this drive 911]

I'll take a call when it comes in at noon Mountainburg central time today.

Nigga do you know how big the internet is?

He must be really lonely.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

What a strange, strange man.

 

[mindlessobserver]

There is something pure and wholesome about a true and honest schizo cow

 

[Oaat]

Call me in 5 minutes or you're a scared faggot josh.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Get him in a discord. The spaghetti would feed the republic

 

[edboy]

based schizoboomer

 

[Mandaark]

blaming all the wahmen and the soibois they cuck for all of society's problems
very incel of him

 

[Splendid]

What the fuck is arcnet?

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Steve Horner is my least favourite Jerky Boys character.

 

[Haramburger]

at noon Mountainburg central time today. I'll be happy to answer his questions because that's what I'm in business for because I truly honestly, whole-heartedly believe wage and everything I promote and preach otherwise, I wouldn't do it. I am not a liar. I am not a coward. I am not a stupid man wage.

are you hand-writing these transcripts or have an app for it? There's odd errors that I don't think you could have misheard. They're funny to read, but not what I end up hearing.