2021-04-07 - Patrick Sean Tomlinson subpoenas Cloudflare

[break these cuffs]

BWAAAAH!

I think we've discovered Fatrick's secret. He actually knows he is a doughy, wonky-eyed, sperg. It just so happens that he considers those desirable toughguy traits.

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

I heard a rumor that Patrick Tomlinson rapes cute little squirrels to death in Central Park!
So far he havent denied these claims....

 

[7he47r0n]

I will say one thing in defence of Mr. Tomlinson - science fiction, no matter the quality of the penmanship, has a particularly large number of authors suffering from one mental illness or another. So perhaps his behaviour is not completely under his control. As are his eating habits.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

He wants my name?

Hey wait... I know this guy!

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

He will give you a reaction no matter how insignificant the offense is. Vindictive cunt.

He definitely has some antisocial issues. There's footage of him performing stand-up at some geek convention and pretty much all of his material is him heckling the crowd. The audience wasn't just unamused but visibly uncomfortable at having some faggot needlessly antagonize them. He later blamed Trump for causing him to bomb. Yes, really.

 

[Stoneheart]

Hey wait... I know this guy!

Thats because you are a haider! stop visiting him and stop sending him peanuts via amazon...

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

I remember leaving true and honest reviews about this literal cuckold's sophomoric writing attempts with the OnA guys years ago, and I'm not in the least surprised he's still sperging out. Fatrick is a gift to anyone with a school bully mindset in that he gives the exact desired reactions. He'll always respond like an anime villain.

"hey pat you're fat"
"*unsheathes dual adamantine kama* hmm hmm hmmm, you question my abilities? *licks blade* i have been mastering my yami ninjutsu for a thousand years, child *grins baring sharpened teeth"

It's like a return to an innocent time before the internet opened up and became more ironic, when spergs were fun dorky weebs instead of boring woke gendertards.

 

[CDWLTY]

I can also attest to this. Your Honor, let the record show that Betsy Resto is a gunt-sporting hog.
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Hey patrick, I read your book paragraphs to my girlfriend, pretending they were written by my nephew. You know what she told me? "Well, it's pretty good writing for a third grader!"

BTW, those tags we're adding mean the picture is horrifying. Oh, good luck figuring out all these VPN addresses everyone on this site uses. Maybe if you promise to write shitty custom fanfic the Uruguayan PD will throw you a bone and an IP.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

In case Patrick wants to allegedly remove information on ONAForums and other places about his alleged PPP fraud. Authorities are cracking down on such things.

https://www.businessobserverfl.com/article/law-enforcement-gains-ground-in-attacking-ppp-fraud-cases

 

[CDWLTY]

Hmmm.....but will they enforce those guidelines for people who toil to bring about social justice and cultural change? If anything, the gov't is getting a discount by paying him to take on us CHUDS.

 

[Melissa Sanchez]

Reminder: Patrick S. Tomlinson does things that are traditionally masculine.

 

[naught]

What a waste , complete cuck.

 

[breadandcircuses]

But seriously, this guy wants your financial records?

 

[7he47r0n]

I come bringing you an urgent update, my friends. Brace yourselves.

Spoiler: Scoop

Patrick Sean Tomlinson is still fat.

Stay tuned for more.

 

[PhantasMagorical]

HOW HE GOT "SWATTED":

https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/zip/d/milwaukee-free-homemade-pepperoni/7128261754.html

I was then emailed this by someone, nobody took credit for it afaik. The baby dick comment has me thinking its fatso.

This went under the radar for a very long time until he confessed he was visited by the police (still using the term SWATTED), ribs were had by all

https://youtu.be/ErK5CVXt7hQ?t=1331 (22:12)

He says it was in June but then uses his keen autistic skill to recall it was a Thursday night. 05/22/2020 was a Thursday.

 

[Caverlock]

He initiated the case on January 26th, and apparently has until April 26th to convince the judge to move the case forward. His lawyers produced absolutely nothing at the March 17th Zoom hearing (videos below). Brinton Resto attempted to reschedule for the last possible day, which Judge Ashley refused, and scheduled the next hearing for April 16th, with “Attorney Resto to submit all/any submissions one week before the next scheduled Court hearing.” If there was any material filed on April 9th, there is no record of it on the court website (https://wcca.wicourts.gov/caseDetail.html?caseNo=2021CV000500&countyNo=40&index=0) as of posting this.

Spoiler: Timeline Screenshots

Spoiler: Court Videos

Patrick continues to feed trolls through texts and social media to this day by always responding, threatening prison time, violence, and more. Recent events in this antagonistic relationship were going to be explored in-depth in my next and perhaps final post on him, before I found out Patrick has bafflingly decided to subpoena Kiwifarms, which zero of his trolls have used as a staging ground. I’m waiting until after the case expires to make that post now, if I ever do. I’ve been pretty burnt out on this fucking idiot since before he even filed the lolsuit on Jan 26th. There’s some extremely funny shit in that update, though.

I think the main thing that set him off was that some unknown person threw deli meat onto his walkway late last year, without doing anything else since. That’s why I spent so much of my last post in his thread presenting his many challenges to people to come to his (wife's) house to engage in fistfights and gunfights, but it's time to sue 60 people over cold cuts.

Anyway, sorry again for indirectly causing headaches to Null (and others?). Kiwifarms had zero to do with Patrick’s many feuds with the O&A remnants and others. He’s just desperate to remove any evidence of his awfulness.

 

[AnOminous]

Isn't this guy fat? Literally, if you're fat, you have no case. That's the law.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Even in the UK, the shit hole that it is doesn't consider calling someone fat discrimination or even defamatory. Unless your so fat that it's a disability to you, you're fucked.

And still fat.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I think the main thing that set him off was that some unknown person threw deli meat onto his walkway late last year, without doing anything else since. That’s why I spent so much of my last post in his thread presenting his many challenges to people to come to his (wife's) house to engage in fistfights and gunfights, but it's time to sue 60 people over cold cuts.

If I lived in this guy's neighborhood after reading about this I would probably throw two or three slices of bologna on his driveway once every few weeks.

But it's a good thing I don't. God knows he doesn't need more weight added on him.

 

[Dyn]

"They aren't weeds, child. It's a clover garden, and I actually have the best lawn in the city". And this is why people fuck with him so much. He will give you a reaction no matter how insignificant the offense is. Vindictive cunt.

I unironically think it looks better than a sterile-looking regular manicured lawn.