Rejected! 2021-08-31 - Isabella Loretta Janke (via attorney): A courtesy request.

[Cedric_Eff]

Unfortunately, no

 

[Wolpertinger]

Haha as if deleting a thread would even do anything at this point. She wanted to be the most famousest, bestest troll ever, didn't she? Keep the thread up and let her live with her monkey's paw of a wish.

 

[sweetie_squad_4_lyfe]

I almost one say yes just because they capitalized Internet, but no. At least the lawyer was smart enough to tell her she doesn't have any legal ground to stand on. If they believe in free speech and that archiving is important then why remove it? Don't.

 

[spinch]

ahahaahaha i love that. I have NEVER (and i work in the legal field) seen an attorney send a letter like this.
I cannot believe janky janke paid an attorney to sit down, read all of the horrendous shit she's done, and paid him an ungodly amount of money to send a letter asking "can u pwease take this down?? i would weawwy appweciate it. it was just a wittle fucky wucky oopsie woopsie!!! we wouldn't want poow bewwa to face the consequences of her actions now would we?"

what likely happened is this:
-janke goes in for free consultation, says she is loosely involved in the chrischan shit show and is getting bullied online
-lawyer thinks it's a slam dunk case, has janke sign on the dotted line and slap down a retainer (probably $1500-2500)
-lawyer sits down to do his research, is absolutely horrified, but has to honor his contract by doing SOMETHING.
-sends these letters to fill out the retainer fee

iconic behavior.

i kind of saw her as the type of bitch to lean into this sort of attention, can't believe she lawyered up.

 

[Fuzhou]

They'd need to send this letter to every archive site known to man, every single youtube video, and other random thing that has brought this nutty bitch up.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

 

[The Spice boi]

Fuck you Isabelle. This noble guild will never strike a deal with the Demon Prince Zuggtmoy.

 

[Button Moon]

She's not capable of moving on and having a normal life no matter whether its documented or not- she's probably been doing similar shit to this and got away with it for most of her life and *will* hurt more people / animals.

Parents should just give up on her she can't be fixed with a fresh start, meds or counselling:

You can't fix psychopaths they just use and destroy everything around them.

Keep it, the more warnings and evidence out there the better.

 

[BubbleButt]

Maybe when she provides vagoo pics

Her love juices are probably the consistency of cottage cheese, motherfucker!

 

[bigdongle]

Voted keep. Internet history aside, her sub is making a great containment pen for all the biggest lurkmoars & poo-touchers on this forum. Why disrupt that balance?

Can't wait for the 5% DELETEoid nation to give us their hot takes in this thread.

 

[Pee Cola]

I'm curious as to what additional facts could possibly redeem Bella. Health issues? Are they going to say she's a shizo and therefore can't be held accountable?

Maybe the fungus has spread to ILJ's brain.

 

[The Whore of Babylon]

lol no

 

[Three Halves]

No.

I could understand if this was two years later and she could show she was a reformed character. Years of volunteering for autism, sexual assault, and animal rescue charities would do wonders for her reputation. Then a kind of "right to be forgotten" might make sense.

But what has she done? She got caught, she's not sorry. It's just inconvenient for her parents, so they've hired a lawyer to try to mop up the mess. I doubt she even cares, personally.

 

[I've Seen Some Shit]

If you wanna publicize a mentally ill man raping his demented mother for the sake of e-fame, you don't get to pull out when that e-fame bites you in the nuts.

 

[Large Rodent]

 

[Spergerella]

“health issues”

 

[Kosher Dill]

If there are "facts that would change the nature of the story" why wouldn't this lawyer want to make them public? It's not like there's anything that could make the story worse or more embarrassing.

I vote keep, but tell them you'll "think it over" if they tell the so-called backstory.

 

[Pillar of Autism]

Nah, tell her to get fucked.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

Next time think before you post Isabella.

Oh wait you never think anyway

 

[multiverse]

145 accounts are glowing so brightly they can be seen from space.

Check back in a few years if you haven't continued your lolcow ways. The threads stay.

 

[Shringlecrink]

We have to avenge the hampsters, Max did not die in vain. May the doxxhaund live forever in the tranch in the sky