Rejected! 2021-08-31 - Isabella Loretta Janke (via attorney): A courtesy request.

[Ted Kaczynski]

I have the entire janke thread archived (in my brain). she can't remove that, mwahahahahaha

Keep the thread up. Fuck janke and fuck glowniggers.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Keep the content, someone whose glowdaddy always saves her skin from consequences should just learn the way life is.

Enjoy your fame as the greatest Chris-chan troll in history and the consequences it brings Bella dear.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I think if you're going to remove it, then the entire subforum should be consigned to Spergatory. It's the most cancerous, unfunny sub on the entire site and nothing good will come from its continued open existence.

 

[NigKid]

That fucking psychopath deserves to be known, letting her slip into obscurity would be a security risk for literally everyone that ever meets her.
Also this is just a pathetic ploy, her dad is gonna make the lawyers turn feral as soon as he senses that this isnt gonna work, i predict theyre gonna be one of the most annoying autistic cases weve seen for quite some time. Fuck her, shes probably enjoying the attention anyways

 

[Fetish Roulette]

The answer should be a resounding "no, and fuck you" all around.

Can "no, and fuck you" be the text of the email sent back in response?

 

[Jewthulhu]

Damn, she really must have gotten a good lawyer if he's advising her to avoid taking take legal action and not just pocketing the money on a months-long legal battle that will ultimately go nowhere.

 

[Pig Boss]

Lol. Nah.

 

[Shibaru]

I think she has bigger shit to worry about over at Texas Tech with her foot fungus n other misc. garbage

Fuck off, bella.

 

[MagmaStalker]

I think a fair compromise is to agree to delist/archive/whatever at the conclusion of Chris' legal preceedings, whenever the fuck that will end up being, since she is an integral part of it.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

Neigh.

 

[RiceofSkywalker]

Our client simply wishes to put this incident behind them and move on with their lives.

How about you do a flip and boil in hell?

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

iIm betting the seven "Keep" votes are socks.

For all the help they were.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

Aww our lil Bella finally lawyered up!

While this is polite, it seems like the lawyer doesn't really understand the weight of all the things she's done. And I wouldn't expect one to really, since a lot of this involves already-niche internet stuff like discord and chris chan, etc.
So yeah, no.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Dear Mr. Lambert;

Please convey the following sentiments to your client, Miss Janke:

FUCK NO, YOU PSYCHOPATHIC WHORE. THE INTERNET IS FOREVER; ENJOY YOUR STAY.

Thank you in advance; no further contact will be necessary, as you've admitted yourself that she has no case.

Cordially,
Angry New Ager

 

[Spergichu]

It's not like anyone would've hired her for a job anywhere but McDonald's before all this came to light

 

[Aqua Panda]

Hell no after the confirmed animal torture.

Let it stay up.

 

[HumanHive]

iIm betting the seven "Keep" votes are socks.

For all the help they were.

STOP THE COUNT

 

[JamusActimus]

While it's obvious deleting those post would not be a great option. It's a bit disarming/jaring to see such a nice and polite request. (althought it's obvious the cat is not scratching you because he has been declawed).

Spoiler: my tism

It's a pretty autistic and silly but I think it could be funny to respond as politely and send a silver coin to thank them for being nice.

 

[elrond hubbard]

Children are cruel, Janke. And I'm real in touch with my inner child.

 

[GuntN7]

Can't wait for gator's hot take on this request !!! gator is an expert in law and will make Ethan Moon pay for this !!!