Rejected! 2021-08-31 - Isabella Loretta Janke (via attorney): A courtesy request.

[Sage In All Fields]

No, go salt yourself you glowing fucking myconid

 

[Space.Muffin]

Dear Mr. Lambert,

Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.

 

[R00T]

"potential inaccuracies"
please come and inform us of them I'm sure we'd love to hear the "real story"

"ongoing negative impacts"
I mean didn't she commit what would be considered a few actual crimes. People knowing you're a terrible person is kind of deserved at this point, imo. Just be glad you didn't go to jail or anything.

 

[simpleanon]

Keep.

This is literally the content I came to kiwifarms for, I say let it stay.

Also fuck the hamster boiling fungi incubator.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

No lmao sneed.

Fuck you glowies, I don’t give a shit about this wierd bitch but I don’t like you, so I vote keep.

 

[Some Manajerk]

The last time Rules of Nature came up for a vote, it was a girl who hadn't done anything cow-worthy in years and was actively working on having a better, more productive life. She only sent an email asking politely because it was an old shame and was embarrasing her and coming up in internet searches during job reviews.

This twit can do the same and come back in a few years. until then, it stays!

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Looks like based on office locations her bio mom hired that lawyer, not glow daddy. I wonder if he's ditched his spore.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

No because it came from counsel not from Janky

 

[Face Of A Ghost]

Nope. Keep it.

 

[Sperghetti]

Delete all mention of somebody who’s the epicenter of enough autism to spawn an entire subforum in record time? LOL, nope.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Consequences will never be the same

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Ask her to show boob and vagene, she probably will, then keep everything up anyway.

 

[W00K #17]

That's gonna be a no from me dawg.

 

[Oxous]

"Our client simply wishes to put this incident behind them and move on with their lives."
Move back on to boiling hamsters? I know that Null and everyone on this site knows that the subforum is not going to be taken down but it would be a legit public disservice if it were.

 

[Double Dee]

Nice email, first of all. Its fun to see someone not entirely assmad on the surface for a change. And reading this thread with the song in the background is top-notch.

That being said: keep it, Null.
You wanna clarify your side of the story, Janke, you know where the 'Register' button is; we'd be absolutely delighted to hear it! Until then, this is your bed, hop right in or fuck off and enjoy your notoriety. Hope it was worth it!

 

[Harlan Wick]

Her thread is a pubic warning and education thread on what a psychopath looks like. Fuck no it stays.

 

[wrangled tard]

I'm curious as to what additional context they have but I find it unlikely it would change much.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

The last time Rules of Nature came up for a vote, it was a girl who hadn't done anything cow-worthy in years and was actively working on having a better, more productive life. She only sent an email asking politely because it was an old shame and was embarrasing her and coming up in internet searches during job reviews.

This twit can do the same and come back in a few years. until then, it stays!

Yeah, we took down her thread, but PULL wouldn't. She hadn't done anything cowlike in years, and her mom had died. True to her word, she is still laying low. I hope she's doing well and staying off the sauce.

 

[Weapon of Durgasoft]

This proves once and for all that she knows nothing about imageboard culture, lolcows, or the farms. Her subforum has been largely dead for the last few weeks and her stupid ass just revived it.

 

[Agran]

She just can't lay low and be forgotten after a while. She HAS to control the narrative. Typical narcissist bullshit, reminds me of ron soye crawling back in here every couple days.