2024 Moderator Applications

[The Lawgiver]

The new moderator hazing is rough but for those that survive, you receive a solid gold broomstick and dustpan.

That's a funny way to describe a shovel with a yellow handle.

 

[Clarence Big Boss]

Right, because thats what this site needs. More jannies....

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

BP will be my fiefdom, and i will rule it with an iron fist

A diarchy with Lidl? I've heard that those are very unstable.

Right, because thats what this site needs. More jannies....

There's actually a shortage of jannies, if you look up the Staff members list, you will see that almost half of them haven't signed up in months, meanwhile, the forum is almost as big as it ever has been. I'm actually surprised that people haven't tried to revive dead threads on off-topic, like the Astronomy thread, yet. But when they do (because they will) more jannies will be needed

 

[Null]

the #1 date supplied for "when you started lurking the forum" is September, 2001.

 

[Lurker]

A diarchy with Lidl? I've heard that those are very unstable

but lidl and i are the same person so

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Just applied! Let's see how this goes lol

 

[Lurker]

September, 2001.

GET IT IT'S A SEPTEMBER 11TH JOKE

LAUGH

 

[Slav Power]

the #1 date supplied for "when you started lurking the forum" is September, 2001.

What a terrible date to put on your application, it reminds me of that tragedy.

 

[EverybodyWalktheDinosaur]

Only the most annoying users should be allowed to mod.
Apparently once someone gets the broom they post less because they're too busy sweeping it up or they end up quitting and leaving the site (sometimes after trooning out)

I am not seeing any downsides

 

[isalaide]

Can the process be like when the wikipedos apply for the broom and they are forced to answer questions from the other wikifags about their understanding of aDMiNistRAtoR pOLicies?

 

[LadyOfWisdom]

Here is my application.
View attachment 6564583

Rejected. Chantal doesn’t facefuck with such tiny spoon
Also, you didn’t thumbnail the image

Good luck btw. if you actually applied via the form.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

the #1 date supplied for "when you started lurking the forum" is September, 2001.

Now I feel like a rube for taking it semi seriously...

 

[UnFuNnYmEmE]

Just know there’s a 50% chance of you trooning out if you are selected

i rescind my application

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

the #1 date supplied for "when you started lurking the forum" is September, 2001.

Holy shit you started KF when you were in elementary school when CWC was still sperging out in community college before the internet made him famous. That's a 200IQ response right there. 9/11 time travelers...

 

[X Prime]

You may not want to suggest that general idea. You'd probably suffer when the obvious thing happens.

While a reversal of fortune for namedropping me in a thread out of nowhere would be funny, sadly I wouldn't do anything with it. For me, KF is about good, usually-but-not-always clean fun.

Plus, how could I hate jannies in good faith if I am one? It's impossible.

 

[The Last Stand]

I wonder what his interview process is.

 

[Caesar]

I heard your application has a 50% better chance if done from a corporate browser at work?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Can the process be like when the wikipedos apply for the broom and they are forced to answer questions from the other wikifags about their understanding of aDMiNistRAtoR pOLicies?

We should call those "sneeding sessions"

 

[Avenue]

Maybe also advertise the job vacancy on the official KiwiFarms LinkedIn, you know, for the professionals.

 

[AprilRains]

I wonder what his interview process is.

Ask them to grease [the broomstick] first. You'll thank me later.