2024 Moderator Applications

[Axiom.]

But he's literally me!

You need to not be you then

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

What about people with anime names?

Play in traffic

 

[tehpope]

I submitted an application. But I love it that if you expect pay, it basically goes into the garbage bin. Whatever.

 

[MadStan]

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

Hopefully I'd get picked. I have alot of time on my hands and I really do care about the health of this website, so I really want to help improve this place.

What would you say are the top three issues which are keeping this site from being better than it currently is? Please provide one (1) citation per answer.

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

But what if it's a forum you hate? Can I force soyjack party users to write in proper English?

Alright, you little bastard. Let's unpack this, and I will TRY to be brief



You're a gross, pink-triagled troonjak.

The right way to spell it: "Soyak".

I just looked through all the 8 pages of your post history, and it consists of nothing more than short single sentence posts. Really shows how little you value the truth, the discussion on this forum, you show no respect and type your garbage then click the "post" button, I spend WEEKS making those posts, why the fuck aren't you "agree" reacting them?! Figures I'm debating a glormp supporter. A moron.
Are you gonna post to contribute, or do I have to report you? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU POST THAT, YOU JUST WASTED 1/20TH OF A PAGE! IF YOU HAD SOMETHING TO SAY AT ALL YOU WOULD POST SOMETHING WORTHWHILE! YOU'RE SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

You steaming pile of hot fucking shit, you have no right to say shit. You have no right to post shit. What a shit-for-brains piece of shit you are. You are shit! Shit! SHIT! What the FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW, SHIT? HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THAT PERHAPS PEOPLE JUST DON'T LIKE YOU? THEY HATE YOU! NOBODY LIKES YOU! YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT! YOU DO NOTHING BUT SIT IN YOUR FILTHY ASSHOLE AND LITERALLY DO NOTHING TO ADVANCE MANKIND!

 

[Chudborean]

But what if it's a forum you hate? Can I force soyjack party users to write in proper English?

GEG NUKIWIDOCUMENTATIONPEDIACACAS WHAT THIS!
Absolutely bvck ‘roken by ‘artyGODS or however the English is incomprehensible.

 

[The Stranger]

The sharty and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

The sharty and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Baseless accusation.

 

[Namerlane the 40th]

What would you say are the top three issues which are keeping this site from being better than it currently is? Please provide one (1) citation per answer.

1. Political spergery which is probably the result of A&H (aka Autistic Thunderdome) seeping into the other parts of the forum

2. Poorly structured threads that are found around the website

3. New users being so fucking retarded and insufferable that even Joshua Moon had to restrict signing up at times lol

 

[Omori Boy]

I just looked through all the 8 pages of your post history, and it consists of nothing more than short single sentence posts. Really shows how little you value the truth

I don't value the users of Soyjack Party, I even said that you are all either underage or pedophiles. And it's actually quite funny, because a lot of my posts are actually extremely long and come with tons of citations, so by few pages you might mean didn't look at all.

I spend WEEKS making those posts,

Oh I never thought that a lot of Soyjack Party users would be mentally handicapped, but then again, it makes sense.

why the fuck aren't you "agree" reacting them?!

Oh God you're a stickerfag. Yeah most users do not give a fuck about their "user score", and it's really gay, it's why Null got rid of it.

Are you gonna post to contribute, or do I have to report you? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU POST THAT, YOU JUST WASTED 1/20TH OF A PAGE! IF YOU HAD SOMETHING TO SAY AT ALL YOU WOULD POST SOMETHING WORTHWHILE! YOU'RE SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

Are you alright buddy?

GEG NUKIWIDOCUMENTATIONPEDIACACAS WHAT THIS!
Absolutely bvck ‘roken by ‘artyGODS or however the English is incomprehensible.

You're angrily replying to a post that has generally positive reactions. I think you might be the one that is "buck broken".

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

1. Political spergery which is probably the result of A&H (aka Autistic Thunderdome) seeping into the other parts of the forum

2. Poorly structured threads that are found around the website

3. New users being so fucking retarded and insufferable that even Joshua Moon had to restrict signing up at times lol

4. Non. Thumbnailed. Images

 

[Namerlane the 40th]

4. Non. Thumbnailed. Images

That also, despite being part of number 2.

 

[Chudborean]

4. Non. Thumbnailed. Images

>4. Non. Thumbnailed. Images

 

[Space Police]

Oh God you're a stickerfag. Yeah most users do not give a fuck about their "user score", and it's really gay, it's why Null got rid of it.

Says the stickertranny:

You're angrily replying to a post that has generally positive reactions. I think you might be the one that is "buck broken".

I don't value the users of Soyjack Party, I even said that you are all either underage or pedophiles. And it's actually quite funny, because a lot of my posts are actually extremely long and come with tons of citations, so by few pages you might mean didn't look at all.

Trannies are all either underage or pedophiles, and nobody should have to look through the history of a coalposter like you. You just hate 'jakkers because they remind you that you wasted your youth gooning rather than doing fun things like raiding imageboards and telling someone that he looks like that and says that with a perfectly-tuned basedjak. The real question is: are (You) alright, buddy?

 

[Omori Boy]

Says the stickertranny:

See the funny thing is I'm using stickers in the way they were supposed to be used, to denote whether a post is good or worthwhile or informative or whatever. My source is Null by the way. The problem with stickerfags is they use it as almost like clout, that they have to farm stickers for a higher score, in other words, getting more asspats. That's why it was funny when people like Snailslime and the other person that only negrate got people absolutely ass mad, because it was genuinely funny.

Trannies are all either underage or pedophiles, and nobody should have to look through the history of a coalposter like you. You just hate 'jakkers because they remind you that you wasted your youth gooning rather than doing fun things like raiding imageboards and telling someone that he looks like that and says that with a perfectly-tuned basedjak. The real question is: are (You) alright, buddy?

I was doing similar stuff back in the day too, I just see what seems like some of the dumbest users this site has ever seen and also seeing the site they share being filled with unabashed pedophiles. It's extremely simple.

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

See the funny thing is I'm using stickers in the way they were supposed to be used, to denote whether a post is good or worthwhile or informative or whatever. My source is Null by the way. The problem with stickerfags is they use it as almost like clout, that they have to farm stickers for a higher score, in other words, getting more asspats. That's why it was funny when people like Snailslime and the other person that only negrate got people absolutely ass mad, because it was genuinely funny.

I was doing similar stuff back in the day too, I just see what seems like some of the dumbest users this site has ever seen and also seeing the site they share being filled with unabashed pedophiles. It's extremely simple.

 

[Omori Boy]

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Pretty funny.

 

[Space Police]

See the funny thing is I'm using stickers in the way they were supposed to be used, to denote whether a post is good or worthwhile or informative or whatever. My source is Null by the way. The problem with stickerfags is they use it as almost like clout, that they have to farm stickers for a higher score, in other words, getting more asspats. That's why it was funny when people like Snailslime and the other person that only negrate got people absolutely ass mad, because it was genuinely funny.

Stickers aren't an objective statement on a quality of a post; they're your personal opinion. Hmm, using updoots to enforce a personal opinion and stifle contrarian opinions . . . that's very reminiscent of a certain website. The name slips my mind, but I think it starts with an R and has a red logo.

I was doing similar stuff back in the day too, I just see what seems like some of the dumbest users this site has ever seen and also seeing the site they share being filled with unabashed pedophiles. It's extremely simple.

Soyteens are not dumb. They have more creativity than the average (literal) Kiwitroon. If you don't understand our memes or fail to find humour in them, that's your fault. Also, no 'teen likes the pedos that Crooked Kuz, Sleepy Froot, and Dolololololll invited to the site; saying that soyteens are pedos is like saying that Kiwikeks are coomers who ERP in DMs.

 

[Omori Boy]

Stickers aren't an objective statement on a quality of a post; they're your personal opinion. Hmm, using updoots to enforce a personal opinion and stifle contrarian opinions . . . that's very reminiscent of a certain website. The name slips my mind, but I think it starts with an R and has a red logo.

If you don't like how this website works (or is supposed to work) then leave, go back to your website of retarded children and pedophiles.

Soyteens are not dumb. They have more creativity than the average (literal) Kiwitroon. If you don't understand our memes or fail to find humour in them, that's your fault. Also, no 'teen likes the pedos that Crooked Kuz, Sleepy Froot, and Dolololololll invited to the site; saying that soyteens are pedos is like saying that Kiwikeks are coomers who ERP in DMs.

Why are you even here? I've seen such seething hatred of this website, on this website, by you Soyjack Party users. Once again, if you don't like this place, then go back to where you came from.