2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

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Dr. Ricearoni said:
100% agreed. I think at this point replacing Biden would be the political equivalent of jumping from the twin towers to avoid burning to death. You're still fucked either way but the most desperate people might hope it's better or that they may even survive all the way until their head meets the pavement.
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Idk man. If they nominated someone younger and more dynamic, I think they could pull off a win. Even if it’s a relative unknown.

Shit, a big part of their core voters would vote for Biden no matter what. Imagine if they nominated someone in their 40ies or 50ies.

I think there’s a reason why the Trump campaign isn’t piling on to Biden.

They know it’s almost a certain win if it’s Trump vs. Biden again.
 
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45 votes and not a single vote for Biden???
Smh what happened to the "vote blue no matter who" jew crew? Have you really lost faith, Biden Bros.?
 
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After the debate I couldn't help myself and I purchased a can of Biden Debate Juice on the official website. I can't believe they didnt remove it from the site. It cost about $12 with shipping but I just couldn't help myself. I have been extremely into checking out the terrible merch for national campaigns ever since I found out about Jeb!'s "guacabowle", a guacamole bowl that I think they charged $60 for during his primary campaign. The Hillary merch was pretty funny too. Trump's stuff beyond the hat isn't very interesting.

I used my real e-mail address because I KNEW they would send some funny e-mails but I totally underestimated how deranged they would get after that terrible debate. They immediately began sending me 5 e-mails per day. Addressing me in a really odd, intimate/familiar way thats I interpret to be a cynical attempt to fleece the old people on the list. They put my first name in the subject header and the e-mail is written like a real life guilt trip from an old relative.

I unsubscribed after a few days but of course that hasn't stopped all the e-mails. Now Gavin Newsom is sending them to me. And Brandon texted me this shit:


MISTER FIREWORKS, it’s Joe Biden. I understand you can't turn on the television or get on the internet without seeing some pundit talking about how I need to drop out of the race.

Nonsense.

I want you to ask yourself, what have these people been right about lately? Seriously. Think about it.

They were wrong about 2020.
They were wrong about 2022.
They were wrong when they said we couldn't take on the NRA, or big Pharma, or Big Oil.

Forget the pundits.

As long as we are in this together -- me and you -- not only are we going to beat Trump again this November, but we are going to go on to do what many think impossible in my second term: Codify Roe, ban assault weapons, expand Social Security, and more.

But I cannot do this alone, and I've never needed you more than I do today. Everyone is looking to see if the grassroots support we need to win is still there.

I've seen it since the debate, but we have to keep going. So please:

Can I count on you to contribute $40 or whatever you can afford directly to my re-election campaign and our party today? The amount isn't as important as the number of people donating while everyone is paying attention.


I will never forget your support, MISTER FIREWORKS. I mean that.

I also got an e-mail from the DNC with this snippet:

At least two Supreme Court vacancies.

President Biden said recently he expects the winner of this presidential election will likely have the chance to fill not just one, but two Supreme Court vacancies in the next term.

Think about that.

The outcome of this election could either lock in an even more right-wing Supreme Court for a generation... or it can flip.

LOL WUT First of all, what the fuck are they even talking about? its funny that they just quote Biden direcrtly, as if him rambling about his predictions for the future holds water with anyone even in his own party.

And then... why would he even think that? or why would anyone predict two vacancies specifically, which would only come up if these judges die or retire? The democrats couldnt even get that cunt RBG to retire during the first two years of Obama when he had a filibuster proof majority AFTER she'd already had cancer twice. Clarence Thomas is going to probably die on the bench at 100 powered by spite alone. So theres quite literally no fucking way that anyone, much less a democrat, could possibly have reason to "expect" any of the seats held by conservative justices would become available in the next 4 years, especially now that the average age is so much lower with all the trump appointees.

Think about that.

This is why I hate the democrats and I might register just to vote for trump for fun in my non swing state this year. How repugnant and insulting to send this shit out to people and expect them to give you money. I could write better copy thats more persuasive and based on more than "dying man makes wild predictions that he cant explain".
 
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mister fireworks said:
At least two Supreme Court vacancies.

President Biden said recently he expects the winner of this presidential election will likely have the chance to fill not just one, but two Supreme Court vacancies in the next term.

Think about that.

The outcome of this election could either lock in an even more right-wing Supreme Court for a generation... or it can flip.
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Just have them resign now you idiot. But obviously they care more about winning than who's on the court.
 
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LOL looks like they stopped selling it and pushed out the "release date" from mid july when I ordered it. Darn, I bet they will just cancel the order and refund me. If not they are even MORE retarded because I specifically bought the can to laugh at it an possibly film a little video where I drink it and make one of many obvious jokes. This was an "epic clapback" from the deranged millenials that are running the cringe "Dark Brandon" meme shit as a response to everyone specualting on the stack of crazy meds he would be fed prior to the debate to keep him conscious and also the jeers from Trump about taking a pre-debate drug test.

One thing that I love about Trump, despite him being a complete retard Israel dick sucker and traitor to his own supporters on Jan 6 is that he really brings out the worst instincts of the DNC political machine. I think perhaps they got too big for their britches with Obama because of the sloppy adoration he got for being more charming than Romney and John Mccain. As if thats difficult. He loveeed the spotlight too so there were tons of gay celebrity crossover moments that pre-musk twitter monkey clapped for and despite the beating Hillary took and Covid-sponsored win in 2020 with Biden, they are still delusional enough to think they can force a meme and motivate young voters to come out to vote for Biden's corpse because he's dope, yo!

If they were smart they would run Bernie, because at least that loss wouldn't be humiliating and a huge fuck you to their own voters. Bernie is utterly humorless and unwilling to ever pander and try to be folksy and likable. He has always been a crabby, pissed off straight shooter who is the only truly earnest American politician I have ever seen at the national level. Commie Jew or not, even republican voters seem to respect him for being consistent. Trump excels at zingers and Bernie never even tries to get cute, so they are both total freaks in American politics.
 

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Vecr said:
Just have them resign now you idiot. But obviously they care more about winning than who's on the court.
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I interpreted the statement to mean that he was referring to at least one vacancy from a conservative justice due to the last bit "it can flip". So, they are either asserting that he has psychic powers, is going to have a justice killed, or implying that he has "insider info" that a conservative justice's clerks leaked to his team or something?

Biden is 81 and can barely walk. Thomas is 75 and at least back in his 50s was known to be physically fit and play basketball with his clerks. He has never asked a question on the bench and benefited greatly from the affirmative action that i think he later voted to strike down lol, but theres no indictation from word, deed, or appearance that he is in poor health. Alito I'm not sure , but he has at least been able to hide any major illnesses or health issues well enough so at 73 theres no reason for biden to expect him to resign or drop dead in the next 4 years either.

Judges are self important cunts and none moreso than SCOTUS. Lifetime appointment obviously doesn't make these people immune to both political winds and petty grievences. And Dem voters will die REEEEing over trump before they spend one milisecond questioning why their own party always seems to get the short end of the stick when it comes to electoral college, filibuster rule, SCOTUS appointment procedures, and the "presidential immunity" which has existed in practice since Nixon.
 
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StarkRavingMad said:
All I got to say about the election is this:

The fact that I can't wholly or confidently predict what's going to happen in November, even though our current President has been a disaster for our country and it's obvious he has cognitive decline, is just plain fucking sad and really shows how tribal politics has become.

Also, if a Republican incumbent had Biden's low approval numbers, and also showed obvious cognitive decline during that trainwreck of a debate performance (as well as every public appearance since that said-debate), then the election would be done. You know it, I know it, we all know it. A Republican POTUS under these circumstances would never have a chance in hell.
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They tried to rake Ronald Reagan over the coals during his second term for a lot less... "insider" info saying Reagan would nod off during cabinet meetings and the like, and, as it turns out, there may have been something to those reports as just a couple of years after Reagan was out of office, it was announced that he was diagnosed with Alzheimers... Of course, the difference between Reagan and Biden is whenever you saw Reagan publicly, you'd never have known there were any issues. No fumbling thru speeches, verbal gaffes, literally shitting himself in public, etc.

A Republican in Biden's condition would never have made it thru the primaries.
 
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GloryHole Stalker said:
They tried to rake Ronald Reagan over the coals during his second term for a lot less... "insider" info saying Reagan would nod off during cabinet meetings and the like, and, as it turns out, there may have been something to those reports as just a couple of years after Reagan was out of office, it was announced that he was diagnosed with Alzheimers... Of course, the difference between Reagan and Biden is whenever you saw Reagan publicly, you'd never have known there were any issues. No fumbling thru speeches, verbal gaffes, literally shitting himself in public, etc.

A Republican in Biden's condition would never have made it thru the primaries.
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That, and ... Reagan's debates with Mondale when he was the incumbent President were some of the biggest W's for any presidential candidate ever.

This was the infamous moment when Reagan had basically won his re-election:

Everyone can debate whether Reagan had Alzheimers during his second term or not (if I had to bet, he probably had the early stages at the end of his Presidency) ... But the fact of the matter is that Reagan was in much better shape back then than Biden has EVER been as President, let alone as an incumbent candidate. Whatever Biden has, it's advanced ... And the media continues to gaslight the populace over it.

The media for the past 4 years: "This is the sharpest Biden has ever been, and you're a conspiracy theorist if you question it."

The media for the past 2 weeks: "That debate performance was shocking and worrisome. Is Biden healthy? Can he last for another 4 years?"

The media this week: "Yeah, Biden has cognitive decline and shits his pants on the regular ... But here's why that isn't a bad thing!"
 
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thx1138 said:
Holy shit are they really selling something that looks like "Dr. Breen's Private Reserve"?

What's next, an ANTIFA rioter gonna knock it over and tell me to pick up that can?
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They're selling a Kamala Harris bisexual colors mug and a Dark Brandon laser eye lawn sign too lol. This garbage has got to be a rounding error in terms of the total amount of money they solicit. Literally who the fuck even buys this garbage? Well, the can of spoiled debate prep juice that apparently turns you into a drooling zombie sold me, but i doubt the donation money was worth the emabrassment of making and selling it.
 
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Biden needed to be replaced willingly. He has set it up so if they try to remove him it will cause more damage. So it is very unlikely he will be replaced at this point. If he was willing to go when it was clear he shouldn't run, I do think they could have found someone else. Most elections around the world are much shorter, so a sped-up timeline I could see working.

Trump vs Biden just feels like a battle of the egos. Both not putting country first, hell not even party first, just themselves.
 
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I'm pretty sure the way the Democratic Party Convention is structured they could still ice him out.

But I am leaning more towards them literally icing him. Old man dies in his sleep. An all too common and tragic event.
 
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