2025 Israel vs Iran War

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When Israel and Iran perish from this mortal coil, our work will still be immortalized by Destiny sucking dick and Keffals' fart porn.
TFW in 3000 years some archeotech archived version of KiwiFarms becomes the next Dead Sea Scrolls, leading historians of the future to believe that Chris Chan and Ethan Ralph were equally as, if not more influential than Netanyahu and Khameni.
 
Iran kinda sucks at this whole war thing.
The only thing they have in their favour is numbers, but they don't translate well when theres never going to be a ground war. They're not as down and out as people make them out to be, and they have (had?) pretty good manufacturing capabilities. Thats why they're shitting out drones and missiles.

Dirty bombs are a bit of a meme (like suitcase nukes) but they could still put that fissile material to good use and just make one fucking warhead! Stick it in a cargo container, sail it up the Suez, park it up a couple of miles outside of Haifa and job done; a real burnt offering.

The biggest problem Iran has is counter-intelligence. They're so pre-occupied with the various competing groups in Iran that Mossad has been able to walk in. They even had double agents in the IRGC in high ranking positions (and probably still do). To give you an idea of just how incompetent Iran is, Mossad were using jeets as sayanim for some of their operations over there. Yup. They fucking outsourced. A bunch of them have been caught and are (rightly) getting roped.
 
Raw and uncensored archive video with Tucker Carlson v. Ted Cruz about Iran and, of course, Russia. (2.00hrs).
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Remember when the English and the French agreed to have a 9 v 9 Battle Royale for some castle. I nominate Cruz, Graham, Trump, MTG, Lauren B, Epstein's Jewish Lawyer, Null, CWC, and Ethan Oliver Ralph to duke it out with Iran's top 9.
 
one fucking warhead
They likely cannot. Their stockpiled enriched uranium is, according to the last IAEA report, 60%, which is a good indication that they eventually intend to build a bomb, but short of the 90%+ needed for a nuclear bomb. Additionally, they have never performed an implosion test, so there's doubt that they would be able to get a detonation if they had the materials in the first place.
 
I get federal holidays off, so I've never complained.

Just think they should've called it Emancipation Day. "Juneteenth" sounds like something Twitter would name it.
I’ve got southerners from around Galveston in my family and they called it “Colored People’s Day”. Would that be better?
 
However since I've been playing Ace combat and this is all my biggest retard takes I believe Iran will also nuke itself like Belka
I've been playing SOCOM 3 so I'm wondering when the polish GROM is shown to be behind it all.
You fight a terror cell in poland made fo former GROM, Algerian not sadaam and southeast Asian pirates. For a 2005 game its either peak bush doctrine with American seals deployed across 3 continents or really misses the propaganda point by having the closest fighting to Iraq/Afghanistan taking place in north Africa.
Which makes the US even less attractive of a strategic diplomatic, and economic partner. The volatile and unpredictable nature of American elections puts all deals into question. Will the next administration honor it? Let alone Trump where you don't know if he will honor agreements he himself made.
All treaties are temporary brother, it's a core tenant of realism. A treaty between two monarchies can go tits up because one king dies and his impressionable son takes over and nixes it, or the king decides he's actually more related to your direct enemies bloodline, or he gets overthrown because he makes too many treaties with outsiders.
 
They likely cannot. Their stockpiled enriched uranium is, according to the last IAEA report, 60%, which is a good indication that they eventually intend to build a bomb, but short of the 90%+ needed for a nuclear bomb. Additionally, they have never performed an implosion test, so there's doubt that they would be able to get a detonation if they had the materials in the first place.
Really? After all this time thats as far as they've been able to go. Holy fuck. They've been at this since the 1950s.
 
You're constantly going off on pseudo intellectual rants where you're up your own ass. Your dumbass thinks Chabad = all Orthodox Judaism and that Orthodox Judaism is a European invention. Now you're claiming that Americans support Israel because they think it's a religious nation.

At what point do you actually take a look at the beliefs that you cribbed from /pol/ and realize that it's incoherent garbage meant to make midwits like you feel smart?
made.
so, like, what did i say that was actually disagreeable? i say all types of retarded shit on here because this is kiwifarms but your continued insistience that i'm some kind of wignat 4channer just continues to betray your underlying motivations.

i think you're just having a meltie because i said things you find ideologically disagreeable but don't have any leverage to actually attack me with because i'm talking about america and you're in israel, so you're having to resort to bad faith argumentation.

You're just upset that you cant just stick to the jew stuff and the iran stuff and you have to arbitrate peoples opinions about things you have absolutely no perspective on as an israeli.
 
Really? After all this time thats as far as they've been able to go. Holy fuck. They've been at this since the 1950s.
All iranian workers are entitled to atleast 4 goatfucking breaks each day, with as long as needed to get the job done. Timewaster indeed but hey....them goats aint gonna fuck themselves.
 
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