2025 Surinamese general election

[herefortheactualthreads]

Who is Suriname?

the sister of sugondese (nuts) ha gotem lmao

also: niggers!

 

[NuIItley]

Life must be very good for the 1K~ Whites in Suriname for them to willingly stay in a country where the brown hordes outnumber them by the hundreds of thousands. Insane.

 

[WilliamDeLaPole]

The only thing I know about Suriname is

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[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Is this a new Mandela Effect? I thought there were just British, French, and Dutch Guiyanas.

I had no idea there were so many Indians or Chinese in South America. Or Africans. I knew Brazil had Africans and Japanese, but not these smaller countries.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Isn't Suriname part/colony of the Netherlands? Does the elections there has any impact on the Dutch politics in Europe?

 

[NuIItley]

Isn't Suriname part/colony of the Netherlands? Does the elections there has any impact on the Dutch politics in Europe?

They declared independence from the Netherlands in 25th November 1975. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suriname#Independence)
"[...]Independence was granted on 25 November 1975. A large part of Suriname's economy for the first decade following independence was fueled by foreign aid provided by the Dutch government."

Is this a new Mandela Effect? I thought there were just British, French, and Dutch Guiyanas.

I had no idea there were so many Indians or Chinese in South America. Or Africans. I knew Brazil had Africans and Japanese, but not these smaller countries.

Suriname IS (was) Dutch Guyana. French Guyana and Guyana (English) still exist under their original names, however French Guyana is NOT an independent country, but rather a sort of constituency (but without the electoral/political privileges) under French jurisdiction.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Big news, excited

 

[Something Awful]

Can somebody write a Lolcow thread on Suriname?

OP should do it, being the first and only Surinamese Farmer (I assume). @Swagmaster69

 

[Mudkipcorn]

Suriname IS (was) Dutch Guyana. French Guyana and Guyana (English) still exist under their original names, however French Guyana is NOT an independent country, but rather a sort of constituency (but without the electoral/political privileges) under French jurisdiction.

No, French Guyana is an integral part of France with the same political rights as, say, Bordeaux. The other poster may be confused because the Netherlands does have territories in the region, but Suriname is indeed a sovereign state.

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

The results of the Surinamese election echoes around the world thanks to the KiwiFarms news network.
The Surinamese export of Bauxite to the US doesn't seem likely to be disturbed...

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I keep reading this country name as Surname

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

The Simon last-named woman rubbing her hands reminds me of a certain meme.

 

[Project Zircon]

The only thing I know about Suriname is

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That’s crazy, the only thing I know about Suriname is

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[Abella]

All I know about Suriname is they have those flat frogs with the holes in their backs and that guy with mental retardation that contaminated a sperm bank.

 

[PhoBingas]

People make fun of the United States for being mutted, but Suriname is on a whole other level.

1.1% of people don't know what religion they are

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

My Suriname is "Al-Aqsa".

 

[not william stenchever]

Why are they all jeets? Did the dotheads take over South America while we weren't looking?

This should be the real community happening post.

 

[Jobama]

Based SurinameGOD dabbing on Community happenings troons

 

[Toothp!ck]

Can you make a chart of parties on a scale from based to soy?

 

[Sandnigger Mudhut]

Is Suriname a based and redpilled country with a closed-border policy, or have they accepted 200k African migrants in the name of diversity? I demand a 5 thousand word essay on the political history of Suriname.