23/10/16 Phil gets creative. - Defaces a innocent desk.

[Tragi-Chan]

You'd think if he was so traumatised by all these awful things, he wouldn't plaster them all over something he has to look at every day. Do you think he'll come up with more lies to fill the remaining blank spaces?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I see something about "sex work" and "abusive parents" in that literal word salad.

 

[Positron]

It's time for the Sunday Kiwi Puzzle!!!

Find the following words and phrases in this puzzle!! Words may be placed horizontally, vertically, diagonally, even backwards like Phil!

Gender dysphoria; Sex work; Kiwi Farms; Gamergate
Headmates; Xochi; PTSD; Estrogen
Greta; Toren; Social Embargo; The Discourse;
Parent abuse; Daddy Rape Day; Angelo.

Spoiler: Key

 

[Ravenor]

It's time for the Sunday Kiwi Puzzle!!!

Find the following words and phrases in this puzzle!! Words may be placed horizontally, vertically, diagonally, even backwards like Phil!

Gender dysphoria; Sex work; Kiwi Farms; Gamergate
Headmates; Xochi; PTSD; Estrogen
Greta; Toren; Social Embargo; The Discourse;
Parent abuse; Daddy Rape Day; Angelo.

Spoiler: Key

Please for the love of God make that a weekly thing, far more entertaining than the times crossword.

 

[Flareon]

Are regular apartment inspections required of him? If so, it'd be interesting to see what the inspector makes of this stupid shit

 

[Ophelia]

No adorable copyright violation monstrosities for Phil. He's nowhere near imaginative enough. Here we see the entire contents of his brain, his complete train of thought.

 

[Slowboat to China]

Decoupaging old furniture? This may be the first feminine thing Phil's done in years. Stay tuned for him to become a lifestyle blogger and start hashtagging his #Starbucksobsession.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I'm digging the Map Motif.
So instead of shit perhaps people can send him paper. A clean sheet/roll of paper would occupy his wall street for days.

 

[An Ghost]

I'm surprised Rape isn't the biggest word on there.
Phil has so many oppressions to claim that if he invites you over this is just faster than actually explaining them. Or you know having them happen.

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

This is fucking facinating. It's like watching autism make a nest.

 

[IV 445]

This is some Jack Nicholson shit

 

[Dr.Research]

You know what I love? Constantly reminding myself of my personal problems and serious struggles!
And these type of people wonder why others get annoyed when all they do is bitch and moan about their problems.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Etsy saga when?

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Please for the love of God make that a weekly thing, far more entertaining than the times crossword.

Viz Craptic Crossword. Maybe this will be on next month's...

"7. Downunder circumcised then penetrated by an element below zinc to give imaginary potato land (12)"

"8. Rent boy, as Hooves' surname primarily fucks yesterday's clothes (5)"

"9. Using top end of ginger with cock-covering leaf up the shitter? ("

"10. Phil's longest running lie, twisted end of mother with a padded yard (5,4,3)"

 

[Lysistrata]

Literally everything he does these days can be summed up as "look at me, I'm so special and superior and totally not just a lily-white, pants-shitting lard golem playing pretend"

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Spoiler: Key

Still more organized than Phil's brain.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Well that's autistic.

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Got a close up so we can see the words better?

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Well that's autistic.

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I'm disappointed KiwiFarms didn't get an obvious spot on the map.

 

[Positron]

Sunday Kiwi Superfun Mindbogger:

How many Phil-related words can you make using the letters below? Each word must be 3 letters or more in length and must include the letter "i"

Spoiler: Key

feign; feigns; fig; figs; his; lie; lies; PENIS; Phil; pig; sin; sigh; single

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Literally everything he does these days can be summed up as "look at me, I'm so special [...]"

Or even more succintly, "look at me."